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stretch-cel

stretch-cel

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I was thinking of coping with a new car. my current one is a piece of shit and almost on its way out.

i narrowed it down to a few choices within the entry level luxury segment. i looked at acura, genesis, kia, bmw, and a few other brands.

i asked the opinions of a few friends and co-workers and the general consensus is that the BMW is the best choice. as a car enthusiast who knows quite a bit about these cars, i can tell you for a fact that the other competing cars (the g 70 in particular) are an absolutely better package. in most cases they have more power, more standard features, more luxury amenities, better tech, etc. than the german chad rivals. the "prestige" factor that the bmw brings to the table trumps all of that stuff however. nobody seemed to care when i told them you get more horsepower, more features, more comforts, and all at a better price. all they said was "lol, almost 50k for a hyundai" or "i would never spend that much on an asian car" lol :feelshaha: .

the genesis won motor trends 2019 car of the year award - beating out all its german rivals, which is a prestigious honor, and shows just what a great package it is. yet, in the eyes of the commoner, none of this matters. as soon as i said the price tag (i have a great deal in place), they all blankly stared at me and were in awe that id pay "that much" for "that car". and like i said, i have a great deal on the table. but if i switched the brands, then it was magically somehow ok to pay that much - even though im getting far less car for my buck.

similar to how you can have the greatest personality, amazing and interesting hobbies, a fun sense of humor, etc. but at the end of the day if you are not a german chad car you wont even get noticed.

which car should i get?
 
You will never see a car's headlights that are negatively tilted.
 
@Irredeemable thoughts?
 
Reminds me of smartphones.

Embrace lada
 
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Mandatory @LastGerman tag
 
OP must be rich
 
Er2
Er3
 
hahaha BMW is like every incel's dream car. just don't get one with more than 50k miles. I'd get a lexus or acura for reliability
 
In the stock world, there is a lot of hype around a Chinese luxury EV car maker named NIO-- which makes no fucking sense. First of all, asians are the most self-hating race of all, any rich chinese wouldn't be caught dead driving it, just because it's Chinese. You said it yourself, people that want nice things want it for the social validation-- they want European cars. You can go to NIO's website. Their ET7 car looks amazing, objectively next-level shit, especially the interior. It's like if Patrick Bateman imagined a car. But at the end of the day cars, are like people, and people are like trophies. And NIO is just another fucking chink. It doesn't matter if the chink has a 6pack, is an astronaut, a NAVY SEAL, and a Harvard doctor at the same time. He's still a chink. It's not the objective results that matter, but the branding and the social acceptance behind the award.

This is why stocks are so fascinating. If you play it purely on a technical level, you will lose, just like every other rice and curry who wasted their lives trying to get an 'A' in calculus instead of developing a heroin addiction.

It's your life, but if your social status matters to you, I would get a Cybertruck, that way you can bully other drivers. It's like luxury thugmaxxing
 
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Interesting theory
 
dark triad , hunter eyed front light bmw . mogs , true , i noticed this along time ago , the rounder the car the more non-intimidating it looks
lookism apply to every organism and all life elements
 
Same with phones. Whatever Apple or Samsung craps out is the center of attention, normies go into a frenzy. Meanwhile Xiaomi dunks on them while costing half as much, but that doesn't get anywhere near the same amount of attention.
 
Same with phones. Whatever Apple or Samsung craps out is the center of attention, normies go into a frenzy. Meanwhile Xiaomi dunks on them while costing half as much, but that doesn't get anywhere near the same amount of attention.
RICE TAX = eternal loneliness
 
In the stock world, there is a lot of hype around a Chinese luxury EV car maker named NIO-- which makes no fucking sense. First of all, asians are the most self-hating race of all, any rich chinese wouldn't be caught dead driving it, just because it's Chinese. You said it yourself, people that want nice things want it for the social validation-- they want European cars. You can go to NIO's website. Their ET7 car looks amazing, objectively next-level shit, especially the interior. It's like if Patrick Bateman imagined a car. But at the end of the day cars, are like people, and people are like trophies. And NIO is just another fucking chink. It doesn't matter if the chink has a 6pack, is an astronaut, a NAVY SEAL, and a Harvard doctor at the same time. He's still a chink. It's not the objective results that matter, but the branding and the social acceptance behind the award.

This is why stocks are so fascinating. If you play it purely on a technical level, you will lose, just like every other rice and curry who wasted their lives trying to get an 'A' in calculus instead of developing a heroin addiction.

It's your life, but if your social status matters to you, I would get a Cybertruck, that way you can bully other drivers. It's like luxury thugmaxxing
epic post. i saw that NIO was like under $2 in march of last year before the gook virus hit. now its like $60 :dafuckfeels:. had i invested, id be rich. know any other good stocks besides them? i keep buying bio-pharma companies on robinhood and have been doing decent.

anyway, back on topic, you are 100% right. the NIO car looks amazing and like a better version of a tesla, but in the end, its a dirty fucking chink. chinks = associated with bats, animal cruelty, small dicks, corona virus, dog soup, counterfeit products, and ugly eyes. anything that is chinese, no matter how good (NIO, xiaomi) is automatic shit in most peoples eyes. and the person you described actually exists. hes a navy seal, doctor, astronaut, etc. , but hes a fucking chink so no1 cares to even remember his name. if he was white and good looking, hed be an A-list celebrity

the tesla cybertruk is too much money for me, plus i dont have the charging system set up in place to even own an electric right now. the big dick hummer EV is also a chad bully truck, and will dominate small chinks (hyundais, toyotas) when stopped at a red light. i cant afford either of these options.

should i get the beamer or the hyundai? the g 70 is far better value, but i feel that i will still be invisible if i drive it.
 
@LastGerman thoughts?
 
epic post. i saw that NIO was like under $2 in march of last year before the gook virus hit. now its like $60 :dafuckfeels:. had i invested, id be rich. know any other good stocks besides them? i keep buying bio-pharma companies on robinhood and have been doing decent.

anyway, back on topic, you are 100% right. the NIO car looks amazing and like a better version of a tesla, but in the end, its a dirty fucking chink. chinks = associated with bats, animal cruelty, small dicks, corona virus, dog soup, counterfeit products, and ugly eyes. anything that is chinese, no matter how good (NIO, xiaomi) is automatic shit in most peoples eyes. and the person you described actually exists. hes a navy seal, doctor, astronaut, etc. , but hes a fucking chink so no1 cares to even remember his name. if he was white and good looking, hed be an A-list celebrity

the tesla cybertruk is too much money for me, plus i dont have the charging system set up in place to even own an electric right now. the big dick hummer EV is also a chad bully truck, and will dominate small chinks (hyundais, toyotas) when stopped at a red light. i cant afford either of these options.

should i get the beamer or the hyundai? the g 70 is far better value, but i feel that i will still be invisible if i drive it.
can you get a used range rover? I think you need to get a gas guzzler. Maybe an audi SUV. I think a hummer is now seen as overcompensating = small dick energy. You should aim for smaller than a hummer, but still a luxury brand, that's sufficiently masculine.

It sounds like you are into cheap stocks that will moon. I get that's the easiest way to get rich, but too many companies peter out at that early stage, and I don't wanna waste thousands playing whack-a-mole. It seems like a company like MBIO might be up your alley. Have not put a position, but seems like it could go up just because we have a bull market in that whole biotech/genomic sector.
 
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the g 70 is far better value, but i feel that i will still be invisible if i drive it.
then get the GV70 it wears the genesis looks better and being an SUV it has much more presence. The Genesis looks themselves are eye-catching
 
can you get a used range rover? I think you need to get a gas guzzler. Maybe an audi SUV. I think a hummer is now seen as overcompensating = small dick energy. You should aim for smaller than a hummer, but still a luxury brand, that's sufficiently masculine.

It sounds like you are into cheap stocks that will moon. I get that's the easiest way to get rich, but too many companies peter out at that early stage, and I don't wanna waste thousands playing whack-a-mole. It seems like a company like MBIO might be up your alley. Have not put a position, but seems like it could go up just because we have a bear market in that whole biotech/genomic sector.
a used range is a good suggestion. why not a 4 series bmw? i think it looks masculine. and foids wont know or care that i have a weak 430i engine with 0 options. theyll just see the badge and it would probably raise my status.

the genesis gv80 is an amazing looking car which puts any range rover to shame, but again, its just a chink
then get the GV70 it wears the genesis looks better and being an SUV it has much more presence. The Genesis looks themselves are eye-catching
i love that and the new gv80 , but the 80 is very expensive and the gv70 is not out until later in the year and i need a new car now. and like slayerslayer said, they are just chink cars. thats how most people will view them even though they are probably the best vehicles in the segment. a gv70 puts any german rival (porsche macan, bmw x3, audi q3, etc.) to shame
 
Knew a guy with a Genesis and he liked it a lot until he misshifted and blew it up on the highway.
I'm trying to talk myself out of coping by buying a C7 corvette but it's becoming difficult.
 
Knew a guy with a Genesis and he liked it a lot until he misshifted and blew it up on the highway.
I'm trying to talk myself out of coping by buying a C7 corvette but it's becoming difficult.
can you afford a c8? idk how much of an incel you are but im almost certain the c8 can boost even the ugliest males status
 
a used range is a good suggestion. why not a 4 series bmw? i think it looks masculine. and foids wont know or care that i have a weak 430i engine with 0 options. theyll just see the badge and it would probably raise my status.

the genesis gv80 is an amazing looking car which puts any range rover to shame, but again, its just a chink

i love that and the new gv80 , but the 80 is very expensive and the gv70 is not out until later in the year and i need a new car now. and like slayerslayer said, they are just chink cars. thats how most people will view them even though they are probably the best vehicles in the segment. a gv70 puts any german rival (porsche macan, bmw x3, audi q3, etc.) to shame
what angers me is that you're gonna spend all this money on a european car, and waste even MORE money on the maintenance, because European cars suck. All it has is huwhite privilege going for it. I guess you should go for the BMW, because they came from Aryan Nazis and RR is from Brits, so BMW white mogs.
 
what angers me is that you're gonna spend all this money on a european car, and waste even MORE money on the maintenance, because European cars suck. All it has is huwhite privilege going for it. I guess you should go for the BMW, because they came from Aryan Nazis and RR is from Brits, so BMW white mogs.
it angers me too. i know my money would be far better spent on something like a genesis (more hp, fun driving, more tech, more features), but i will end up spending hundreds a month on a brand new car and still be invisible. nobody will even know or care that i have 365hp under my hood while i get mogged by a bmw 2 series with a lawnmower engine.
 
it angers me too. i know my money would be far better spent on something like a genesis (more hp, fun driving, more tech, more features), but i will end up spending hundreds a month on a brand new car and still be invisible. nobody will even know or care that i have 365hp under my hood while i get mogged by a bmw 2 series with a lawnmower engine.
what's also good is that you wouldn't be too proud of the BMW. Being too proud of a Genesis is some beta shit. Whereas, idgaf about my BMW is much more alpha. Not that any of this matters, but those tiny social status gains really really boost dopamine levels.
 
can you afford a c8? idk how much of an incel you are but im almost certain the c8 can boost even the ugliest males status
I'm not interested in buying cars to impress normalfags or women, I just enjoy driving.
And no I can't afford the markup on a C8 they're going for $100k now lol
 
driving is very dangerous
 
Cars don't boast status in a first world country unless they are rare luxury/super cars or have a classic vibe to them. Most masculine mogging vehicle you can get is a truck, preferably diesel. Alternate is a supersport bike like a Hayabusa. Bonus points if you don't wear protective gear and squid like a low inhib god.
 
dark triad , hunter eyed front light bmw . mogs , true , i noticed this along time ago , the rounder the car the more non-intimidating it looks
lookism apply to every organism and all life elements
That also explains why sandniggers and Armenians specifically drive HUWHITE BMWs too.
 
That also explains why sandniggers and Armenians specifically drive HUWHITE BMWs too.
it doesn't need they consciously took the decision to buy them
they did it by intuiting , this is integrated in our nature
 
what's also good is that you wouldn't be too proud of the BMW. Being too proud of a Genesis is some beta shit. Whereas, idgaf about my BMW is much more alpha. Not that any of this matters, but those tiny social status gains really really boost dopamine levels.
this post single handedly may have solidified why i should get a BMW. u are 100% right. ill probably get more of a dopamine rush in the less equipped beamer than in a loaded genesis. i should have higher standards.
 
Mogs me at being successful
 
Cars don't boast status in a first world country unless they are rare luxury/super cars or have a classic vibe to them. Most masculine mogging vehicle you can get is a truck, preferably diesel. Alternate is a supersport bike like a Hayabusa. Bonus points if you don't wear protective gear and squid like a low inhib god.
whenever ugly people buy cars I think it lowers the value of their brand. Like I know this fat lady that drives an Audi SUV and now I think less of it. A lot of good looking people drive Subarus so I think they have a high SMV even though they are overpriced.
 
this post single handedly may have solidified why i should get a BMW. u are 100% right. ill probably get more of a dopamine rush in the less equipped beamer than in a loaded genesis. i should have higher standards.
They also say psychologically that having items like flashy cars and clothes that are associated with low-inhibition is enough to affect your willingness to take risk on the long term.
 
“Luxury cars” are a huge money drain and scam. They depreciate far more than any other car. The maintenance expense and even insurance costs are higher on bmws and mercedes. All this extra expense for a badge. And it won’t get us laid. everyone has a Mercedes or bmw.
 
They also say psychologically that having items like flashy cars and clothes that are associated with low-inhibition is enough to affect your willingness to take risk on the long term.
affect it in what way? positively or negatively? are you saying its a good thing to buy a luxury car, and that it will warp my sense of self esteem and make me feel better?
“Luxury cars” are a huge money drain and scam. They depreciate far more than any other car. The maintenance expense and even insurance costs are higher on bmws and mercedes. All this extra expense for a badge. And it won’t get us laid. everyone has a Mercedes or bmw.
1000% agree, but i just wanna cope man. plus my current car is shit and doesnt even have basic modern day amenities. even the key fob stopped working and i need to use the key the old fashioned way :dafuckfeels:
 
Get the G70, it'll come into it's own, it's like fags thinking obnoxious rgb lights all over their pc makes it perform better.

Better yet get a 1971 dodge challenger RT.
 
Brutal automobile pill.
 
Yo is that your skin in your avi?
 
Yo is that your skin in your avi?
no but its a rough representation of what mine looks like. i have bad stretch marks on my back and inner thighs and im not even fat . i just have shit tier skin with weak elasticity
Get the G70, it'll come into it's own, it's like fags thinking obnoxious rgb lights all over their pc makes it perform better.

Better yet get a 1971 dodge challenger RT.
but there is some truth to the idea that a bmw gives a status boost. honestly i know that the genesis is a far superior product at a better price. its a no brainer. but nobody actually cares that my car would have 365hp, do 0-60 in 4.4 seconds, or have quilted leather heated seats. like slayerslayer said, its just a chink car at the end of the day.
 
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no but its a rough representation of what mine looks like. i have bad stretch marks on my back and inner thighs and im not even fat . i just have shit tier skin with weak elasticity
Brutal
Does it hurt? It looks like there's muscle exposed or something
 
Brutal
Does it hurt? It looks like there's muscle exposed or something
nah, its pretty much like regular skin, just looks ugly as fuck. ive had them for years so my skin is like "healed" and hardened by now. but i but if i got a tattoo on those exact spots it would hurt more than regular
 

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