VλREN
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so I’ve been trying to run super fast so I can be the real life Simon Henriksson
I usually try to do this after 10 PM
Anyway there’s this empty street with literally nobody around and barely any cars passing through, it’s a perfect place.
Anyway I was sprinting down the street and decided to say fuck and run through this mostly empty four way intersection.
Keep in mind I didn’t really expect anyone to be out here.
But As I was doing this a car suddenly pulled up on the side of the road I was running towards. The car was full with a bunch of normie dudes and they had the windows rolled down.
It’s kinda hard to explain detail by detail, but I guess from their point of view they just stopped at this empty interaction when they see some dude wearing all black sprinting straight towards them.
I couldn’t really stop because I was going to fast
But yeah I heard one of them shout “ayo what the fuck! drive!” and then the car sped off so fast that it screeched violently.
I had a feeling that they would turn around and probably just to find me. I realized that if they wanted to confront me I would be screwed, they had a car and I was out numbered four to one.
So I decided to seek refuge in this empty field across the street. I was sitting in there for a good minute when they came back and where yelling shit at each other and out the windows.
I realized I put myself in a potentially dangerous situation and decided to lay flat on the over grown weeds. But yeah they lingered around in their car trying to see if they could see me. They never stopped the car to get out to investigate thankfully.
Eventually they pissed off, I was already covered in that annoying stuff you get from being in an over grown field so i just decided to walk through the field to stay off the man road.
But yeah I fucked off fast and got out of there lol
This whole thing was just bad timing I guess, A car just had to be there JFL
I usually try to do this after 10 PM
Anyway there’s this empty street with literally nobody around and barely any cars passing through, it’s a perfect place.
Anyway I was sprinting down the street and decided to say fuck and run through this mostly empty four way intersection.
Keep in mind I didn’t really expect anyone to be out here.
But As I was doing this a car suddenly pulled up on the side of the road I was running towards. The car was full with a bunch of normie dudes and they had the windows rolled down.
It’s kinda hard to explain detail by detail, but I guess from their point of view they just stopped at this empty interaction when they see some dude wearing all black sprinting straight towards them.
I couldn’t really stop because I was going to fast
But yeah I heard one of them shout “ayo what the fuck! drive!” and then the car sped off so fast that it screeched violently.
I had a feeling that they would turn around and probably just to find me. I realized that if they wanted to confront me I would be screwed, they had a car and I was out numbered four to one.
So I decided to seek refuge in this empty field across the street. I was sitting in there for a good minute when they came back and where yelling shit at each other and out the windows.
I realized I put myself in a potentially dangerous situation and decided to lay flat on the over grown weeds. But yeah they lingered around in their car trying to see if they could see me. They never stopped the car to get out to investigate thankfully.
Eventually they pissed off, I was already covered in that annoying stuff you get from being in an over grown field so i just decided to walk through the field to stay off the man road.
But yeah I fucked off fast and got out of there lol
This whole thing was just bad timing I guess, A car just had to be there JFL





