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Venting The 5th Harry Potter movie, "Order of the Jew," is so bad - I can't finish it, I watched LOTR to wash it down.

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I was fortunate. I was born in 1991, so I was able to grow up READING the Harry Potter books until 2001, when of course, the events of September 11th took place and also the first Harry Potter movie was released.

I saw all the movies in theaters up until "Goblet of Fire," the fourth movie. Because, by 2007 when "Order of the Jew," was released in theaters, I was already halfway done with high school and was into sports, manga, and anime more than "Chad Potter."

I have HBO Max, so I have been binge watching Harry Potter movies, since HBO owns the Harry Potter movies and Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings. The fifth Chad Potter movie is garbage. I am so glad that I did not see it in theaters. Harry looks like a bitch, he looks more and more like a fucking faggot every movie. The film is so corny, compared to how cool the books were. What really upset me, and made me pause the movie - was how Cho Chang was portrayed. Gross, the relationship of Harry Potter and Cho Chang in the 5th movie is cringe. It was like watching a homosexual male pretending like he is attracted to a self-hating gook-foid.

I wanted to vent, because I can't understand why Harry Potter-Youtubers hate the 4th movie, but love the 5th movie... thanks for letting me vent.

They could be twins
 
Kek - "Cho Chang"

Seung Hui Cho
 
All the girls love Harry Potter. It really appeals to the female psyche for some reason.
 
All the girls love Harry Potter. It really appeals to the female psyche for some reason.
I know I'm not alone when I say that there was a major change in the books and the movies after "Goblet of Fire."

The Jews who ran the movie casting dropped the niggress playing the role of "Lavender BROWN," and replaced the niggress with a white foid - out of racism, the Jews did not want a niggress to be romantically pursuing Ron Weasley. Of course - Ron doesn't want to date Lavender Brown anyway - and Ron ends up marrying and breeding with Hermione.

Warning: suicidefuel for niggresses


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xGMmF7_RcY
 
All the girls love Harry Potter. It really appeals to the female psyche for some reason.
:foidSoy:"Oh my God, Snape is black! He is described a very certain way in the books. Out of all the characters, Snape should be white! HBO is making a huge mistake by casting a black actor to play the role of Snape!":foidSoy:

:incel:"Oh look at that, a black actress is playing the role of Rose Granger-Weasley in the West End Palace theater production. She'll do fine.":incel:

Notice how males do not lose their minds like foids do over black Snape
 
I know I'm not alone when I say that there was a major change in the books and the movies after "Goblet of Fire."

The Jews who ran the movie casting dropped the niggress playing the role of "Lavender BROWN," and replaced the niggress with a white foid - out of racism, the Jews did not want a niggress to be romantically pursuing Ron Weasley. Of course - Ron doesn't want to date Lavender Brown anyway - and Ron ends up marrying and breeding with Hermione.

Warning: suicidefuel for niggresses


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xGMmF7_RcY

There's no problem having only White characters in an EUROPEAN story. If JK Rowling wasn't a liberal, she would know this.
 
5th book was shit, period. The plot did not advance whatsoever and was just completely unnecessary.

Oh Lord Voldemort is back? We don't believe you. Let's waste an entire book trying to convince us of this obvious thing.

Not to mention that Rowling was depressed during that period cuz she broke up with her boyfriend so the whole book has a darker vibe. Yeah, total waste tbh.
 
Anyone else feel like - the Weasley family are “poor,” because J.K. Rowling wanted them to represent stereotypical Irish people?

Now that I am an adult, I can’t see any significance of the Weasley family being poor. The over-breeding, is nothing but an Irish/Catholic-stereotype.

The red hair, though Rowling is naturally red/orange-haired and English, is a trait strongly associated with the Irish.
 
was that the one with WMAF in it?

yea for sure lord of the rings mogs though i rewatched it so many times
 
5th book was shit, period. The plot did not advance whatsoever and was just completely unnecessary.

Oh Lord Voldemort is back? We don't believe you. Let's waste an entire book trying to convince us of this obvious thing.

Not to mention that Rowling was depressed during that period cuz she broke up with her boyfriend so the whole book has a darker vibe. Yeah, total waste tbh.
The best way to take one down
 
dedsrs? 5th book was my fav of the series

department of mysteries was so badass

dont like how they changed some of the plot tho in the movie version
 
I’m a millennial who remembers when Harry Potter first came out, and I never read a page of the books or seen a second of the movies.
 
I’m a millennial who remembers when Harry Potter first came out, and I never read a page of the books or seen a second of the movies.
That’s insane. When I was in elementary school, the Harry Potter books, the 4th book came out when I was in the fifth grade I believe - were pushed on us heavily.

Now, in the year 2025 - colleges and professional sports leagues are having “Harry Potter Night.”
 
That’s insane. When I was in elementary school, the Harry Potter books, the 4th book came out when I was in the fifth grade I believe - were pushed on us heavily.

Now, in the year 2025 - colleges and professional sports leagues are having “Harry Potter Night.”

They just never interested me. I prefer non fiction, or at least fiction that is as realistic as possible.

It’s not like I had friends or anything to pressure me to read it or fanboy out about it or anything.
 
I can’t finish the 5th movie, the scene where Harry is upset with Cho and walks past her with about an hour of the film left - I was so confused, the movie went from Cho and Harry kissing to Harry being upset with Cho without showing the part with Cho being seen with another guy (I vaguely remember that detail from the book).

I tried to move past that part with Harry walking past Cho and ignoring her. The part with Hagrid and his half-brother, Grawp, was again corny as hell, that part should have been cut.
 
Harry’s dad used to bully Snape?.. Over.
 
Dumbledore and Harry come closer to fucking than Cho Chang and Harry do in the 5th movie.
 
Literally, pussy just falls into Harry’s lap despite him being a huge faggot the entire movie. Finally finished it. The ending confused me, where the fuck are they all walking to?

The fifth movie is not the best
 
dedsrs? 5th book was my fav of the series
For some reason I can hardly remember anything from the 5th book as an adult - the 4th book is still clear in my head. The 4th book was my favorite. The 1st book was epic, but Harry was a bit too young to be cool to me. Hagrid stole the 1st book.
 
Literally, pussy just falls into Harry’s lap despite him being a huge faggot the entire movie. Finally finished it. The ending confused me, where the fuck are they all walking to?

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Two movies left to go - and I hate them both. I have seen parts on television of the last two movies, and the acting is so arrogant - money ruins talent.
 
For some reason I can hardly remember anything from the 5th book as an adult - the 4th book is still clear in my head. The 4th book was my favorite. The 1st book was epic, but Harry was a bit too young to be cool to me. Hagrid stole the 1st book.
i had gotten into other conspiracy themed stuff at the same time (deus ex, Coast to Coast AM with Art Bell) so that department of mysterys shit was cool af

this was in 2003 lol
 
it was like 2002 and i remember thinking harry potter was not for me, the foids watched the movie in the cinema (along with american pie) while i just watched 700mb cd rips of fellowship of the ring and the matrix and aliens at home
 
it was like 2002 and i remember thinking harry potter was not for me, the foids watched the movie in the cinema (along with american pie) while i just watched 700mb cd rips of fellowship of the ring and the matrix and aliens at home
The first four movies were great. The last FOUR (made an edit), start debates. I hate the 5th movie, it is very corny. As you can see in this thread, some like the 5th movie. The last two movies are garbage. Understandably, the entire series had become mainstream by the time it ended.

I can't get over this scene, and I have not even watched the entire movie:

(I could start a thread about how much I hate this scene!)


View: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/t4S9mF3-EbE
 
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The first four movies were great. The last FOUR (made an edit), start debates. I hate the 5th movie, it is very corny. As you can see in this thread, some like the 5th movie. The last two movies are garbage. Understandably, the entire series had become mainstream by the time it ended.

I can't get over this scene, and I have not even watched the entire movie:

(I could start a thread about how much I hate this scene!)


View: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/t4S9mF3-EbE

See, the last half of the movie saga are so watered-down and basically the same that my brain can't tell them apart! It's too much.
 
All the girls love Harry Potter. It really appeals to the female psyche for some reason.
Of course. The plot revolves around Snape willingly cucking himself to avenge the death of a foid that hated him. Only a woman could write such a preposterous character
 
Harry Potter hasn’t been good because hermione after movie two became too old.
 
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Of course. The plot revolves around Snape willingly cucking himself to avenge the death of a foid that hated him. Only a woman could write such a preposterous character
Based explanation
 

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