The 4 instant eyescan classifications that Becky gives men

[Norville Wood]

1. "Disgusting ''. This means she avoids you actively, and prepares to call in bigger men to arrest you, if need be. The weapons on hand are cellphone, mace, or white knights.

2. Harmless, bland, or ugly. This eyescan takes ,0006 of a second. You are not datable. You are invisible.

3. Potentially rich but invisible. There might be something to mine here, but it takes a longer scan. A Rolex? A tan in winter? Becky is an expert in this type of evaluation.

4. Chad. This eyescan never stops until Chad also eyescans in return.

Becky WANTS to be objectified and sexually harassed.

 

[Norville Wood]

This is the chadscan --- the #3 scan would be dude at left

 

[GmeOvr]

Very based, I always fall in cat 1 and 2

 

[dziki_dzik]

i'm always in 1 or 2 category