Emba
Jarjar Sphinx
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[UWSL]even more crippled than before...[/UWSL]
on Tuesday morning I got hurt very badly...
so I my dog ran in front of me as I was driving my scooter to the village store
and...
I crashed at like 10mph or something.
hit hard and ripped a big ~1cm hole in my elbow and ripped a few leg tendons/ ligaments.
I thought my hip or leg was dislocated or broke, because the huge pain and i couldn't move my leg. basically had to crawl out of the road.
my neighbor got my scooter out of the road and called 911.
got a ambulance ride to the hospital in nearest city.
the first responder flat out said, "does anyone care about you?" I teared up in pain and admitted nobody gave a shit..
the motherfucker then said, "jesus cares!" (with a evil gleam in his eyes. as if he knew that wasn't going to help me eat or crawl to the outhouse.)
anyway... the hospital took ex rays and sewed up my elbow. then let me go! they gave me crutches and an ibuprofen!
so, my only benefit to going there was a set of crutches... (at first they gave my tiny ones! I shrank as I aged... I look like a Manlet.)
and ofc, at least now I know my hip ain't broke or dislocated...
my neighbors mom gave me a ride home and she feared my overgrown yard - and yelling dogs - so much, that she didn't want to get out... but in the city she got me a pack of papers and a half gallon of whisky... so that's nice... cheap pain killer... I bought her cheap 4-4-4 McDonald drive through food, she didn't want money.
I was too freaked out from pain to think to get dog food or bread or extra tobacco... not like I could have carried it in the house anyway....
I can barely walk with my crutches and do stuff.
my doggies are on half ration because I don't have much doggy food.
luckily, what I do have is DMSO (horse ligament lotion) that helps with the pain, and a lot of food... and a bunch of booze! (the booze hasn't helped: (
( ...and a lot of healing herbs that I'm too tired to pick up and eat! )
unfortunately I can't get drunk because then I might fall again... but I can get close!!! ;;; )
using crutches on a overgrown trail to take a shit takes a long time! I rigged up a hook-rope thingy to attach stuff to my belt to carry the dog food to my bastards..
I sure feel like killing that one dog that made me crash. but then it would just ldar and stink because I can't pick it up and dump it elsewhere...
and forget about carrying piss bottles! one at a time is hell!
anyway... let this be a lesson unto you.
try to find IRL REAL frens because one day you're going to need them.
I can't even buy a Fren. but I'm gonna try to bribe someone to make a dog food + delivery for me...
I'm still working up the courage to mass text a food run beg. To various drivers I know, (that didn't help me earlier) but now the drive is shorter... Bluh.
on Tuesday morning I got hurt very badly...
so I my dog ran in front of me as I was driving my scooter to the village store
and...
I crashed at like 10mph or something.
hit hard and ripped a big ~1cm hole in my elbow and ripped a few leg tendons/ ligaments.
I thought my hip or leg was dislocated or broke, because the huge pain and i couldn't move my leg. basically had to crawl out of the road.
my neighbor got my scooter out of the road and called 911.
got a ambulance ride to the hospital in nearest city.
the first responder flat out said, "does anyone care about you?" I teared up in pain and admitted nobody gave a shit..
the motherfucker then said, "jesus cares!" (with a evil gleam in his eyes. as if he knew that wasn't going to help me eat or crawl to the outhouse.)
anyway... the hospital took ex rays and sewed up my elbow. then let me go! they gave me crutches and an ibuprofen!
so, my only benefit to going there was a set of crutches... (at first they gave my tiny ones! I shrank as I aged... I look like a Manlet.)
and ofc, at least now I know my hip ain't broke or dislocated...
my neighbors mom gave me a ride home and she feared my overgrown yard - and yelling dogs - so much, that she didn't want to get out... but in the city she got me a pack of papers and a half gallon of whisky... so that's nice... cheap pain killer... I bought her cheap 4-4-4 McDonald drive through food, she didn't want money.
I was too freaked out from pain to think to get dog food or bread or extra tobacco... not like I could have carried it in the house anyway....
I can barely walk with my crutches and do stuff.
my doggies are on half ration because I don't have much doggy food.
luckily, what I do have is DMSO (horse ligament lotion) that helps with the pain, and a lot of food... and a bunch of booze! (the booze hasn't helped: (
( ...and a lot of healing herbs that I'm too tired to pick up and eat! )
unfortunately I can't get drunk because then I might fall again... but I can get close!!! ;;; )
using crutches on a overgrown trail to take a shit takes a long time! I rigged up a hook-rope thingy to attach stuff to my belt to carry the dog food to my bastards..
I sure feel like killing that one dog that made me crash. but then it would just ldar and stink because I can't pick it up and dump it elsewhere...
and forget about carrying piss bottles! one at a time is hell!
anyway... let this be a lesson unto you.
try to find IRL REAL frens because one day you're going to need them.
I can't even buy a Fren. but I'm gonna try to bribe someone to make a dog food + delivery for me...
I'm still working up the courage to mass text a food run beg. To various drivers I know, (that didn't help me earlier) but now the drive is shorter... Bluh.