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Soy "Teenagers Can't Consent!"

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Former Chad teenager here.

When I was 13/14/15/16/17, I had sex with my Stacy teacher. This SCARRED ME FOR LIFE.

I thought I was having consensual orgasms with her, but really, she was RAPING me. For this, I deserve $8843984389438948.

I have PTSD from the sound of her moaning in pleasure while I ejaculated in her. I will never forget the horrifying sight of her hot, naked body as I plowed her with my underaged penis.

When a teenager has sex with an adult, it RUINS THEIR LIFE. Sure, I'll spend the rest of my life bragging to my kids about what a player I was growing up, but THE POWER IMBALANCE! Think of the power imbalance! </Karl Marx>

Everything else in my life was completely fine.

When I was 4, my parents whipped me with a belt, then took me out to the woodshed and whipped me with a switch, and told me I was a worthless loser because I spilled grape juice on the rug while trying to watch Barney. I deserved it. Surely I knew better than to try to watch TV and drink juice at the same time! Surely I knew better than to disobey my parents! WHO DOES THAT?!

It's not like I was a teenager who didn’t know any better and who had no ability to consent to sex with my hot teacher!

That DISCIPLINE, which was completely legal, also made me a better person. It didn't RUIN MY LIFE like those orgasms with the Stacy teacher did.

In no way did it have negative effects on my psychological state to be whipped by somebody 10 times heavier than me or told I'm worthless by somebody 10 times older than me.

When I was 16, I got my driver's license, picked up some of my friends, drove 180 MPH on the highway, and crashed into a pole. We were all ejected from the car. No big deal. Driving a car is nowhere NEAR as dangerous as HAVING SECKS with an adult. Also, I was completely responsible for what happened, unlike with the secks. I was old enough to be expected to make mature choices for everything except secks, for which I would still be a CHY-OLD. What 16-year-old does something reckless for anything but secks like speeding on the highway? This is UNHEARD OF!

16 year olds need their drivers licenses so they can WORK. No excuse for not having a JOB when you’re 16. The only thing you’re not ready for is SECKS.

When I was 17, I stalked a 25 year old woman, beat the shit out of her, murdered her, and raped her. Well, I should say, SHE RAPED ME. I was only 17 and wasn't able to consent to sex at that time, meaning it was impossible for me to rape her, and I was the victim of a HORRIBLE CRIME when she made me beat the shit out of her and murder her. My beating the shit out of her and murdering her was self-defense, of course, because surely being RAPED by this heinous CHILD RAPIST was justification for my violence.

It's not like I was Kyle Rittenhouse MURDERING innocent pwotestuhs because a man charged with sexual contact with 5 boys under age 12 (IncelTears regular?) tried to murder me while I was running with a fire extinguisher on a tip about innocent pwotestuhs setting cars on fire at the lot I was recruited to help protect during the Fiery But Mostly Peaceful Pwotests. That evil 17-year-old MONSTER should be spending the rest of his life behind bars being raped because he didn't let child rapist Joseph Rosenbaum murder him. </Liberal>

After all of this, I was told to take out student loans and go to college, because if you don't go to college, you will be flipping burgers for minimum wage. I was told it didn't matter what my degree was in, I just needed a degree, and I would be qualified for amazeballs jobs. I majored in communications/gender studies/sociology/English literature/underwater basketweaving and wound up with $889984398438948 in student debt. After graduation, I sent out my resume to many different places, but nobody had any value for my degree. They saw I had no "skills," and nobody had ever told me I needed to "network" to get a job. This was all MY FAULT, though. I should have known exactly what to do as a grizzled 18/19/20/21/22/23 year old MANCHILD. I should have known you have to normiemaxx by kissing college instructor ass to get a bunch of internships.

No big deal, though. I would rather be freezing to death on the street, getting beaten by negroes, and eating out of dumpsters, than have had orgasms with a Stacy teacher when I was a teenager.

WHY DO INCELS JUSTIFY SUCH ABUSE OF MINORS?!
 
You poor thing :(
 
Omg poor Chad!!!!!
 
I am deeply sorry. Having a sexual encounter with an attractive 20-something year-old woman must have been such a traumatic experience for you. Chads are the true victims of life, not incels. :cryfeels:
 
Brilliant thread!

It should also be noted that consenting to sex (natural instinct) requires less brain-power than studying 7×8=56
 
Most normalfags secretly think it's ok for a Stacy teacher to sleep with a teenage boy but will get furiously mad when the genders are reversed.
 
Almost read half if it tbh
 
Most normalfags secretly think it's ok for a Stacy teacher to sleep with a teenage boy but will get furiously mad when the genders are reversed.
Agecucks are dumb faggots if I showed a picture of a hot girl they would goon to it but if I told them she was 15 they would cut off their own balls
 
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teen foids dress like brooklyn hookers and do meth and shove down bottles of offlabel whisky outta each others ass while covering for their friend whos sucking chad in the club's toilets while her bf waits in the lounge. if they can be and seek to be that depraved, they can consent, lol... .
 
teen foids dress like brooklyn hookers and do meth and shove down bottles of offlabel whisky outta each others ass while covering for their friend whos sucking chad in the club's toilets while her bf waits in the lounge. if they can be and seek to be that depraved, they can consent, lol... .
TRVTHNVKE!

"They iz innocent angels bro, they don't know what they are doing, if a teen chad kills people, he should be released because his brain wasn't developed, he a good boy!" :soy: :foidSoy:
 
TRVTHNVKE!

"They iz innocent angels bro, they don't know what they are doing, if a teen chad kills people, he should be released because his brain wasn't developed, he a good boy!" :soy: :foidSoy:
damn normiecucks... .
 

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