Technique for NOT holding doors for toilets

[Bedford Stye]

I learned this at a McDonald's

I had pushed the right side exit door open, and a college gaggle of beckies approaching from the other side ASSUMED I was gonna hold it for them to squirt through.

Instead, I literally PULLED IT BACK SHUT.

So I got 4 dirty looks, as they stumbled, and then pushed through their own door on their right side.

Boyos. This technique is the bomb.

It's simultaneously infuriates them, and perplexes them.

... Also,,,if they grumble some shit under their breath, simply say (in a sincere tone), "I don't want to insult empowered womynz".

 

[Govid_Dorious]

turn down for what

 

[Bedford Stye]

turn down for what

Think about it. Every western woman on the planet assumes you're gonna step aside and HOLD their door open.

Even if you're already halfway through it,...they turn directly into your path, expecting you to step aside in white knight mode.

Just pull that fucking door straight back.

 

[parzurnacs]

I didn't hold the door for a foid once in hs and some guy said sarcastically "What a gentleman". Both were sandniggers so even they are getting cucked in mayoland

 

[Govid_Dorious]

Think about it. Every western woman on the planet assumes you're gonna step aside and HOLD their door open.

Even if you're already halfway through it,...they turn directly into your path, expecting you to step aside in white knight mode.

Just pull that fucking door straight back.

 

[Bedford Stye]

I didn't hold the door for a foid once in hs and some guy said sarcastically "What a gentleman". Both were sandniggers so even they are getting cucked in mayoland

Exactly. The shaming language insults.

But....if you perform this maneuver correctly, then they'll hurl that at you every time.

At which point, you hurl back a "slut" shaming comment. Lol

 

[Med Amine]

i always open the door slightly just for me to enter and then give it a little push from behind to piss the fuck out of people trying to enter

 

[bigantennaemay1]

I just let the door close behind me, walk on and pretend they don't exist. Don't need some dipshit white knights coming to their "rescue" to harass me.

 

[Bedford Stye]

i always open the door slightly just for me to enter and then give it a little push from behind to piss the fuck out of people trying to enter

I only do it to womynz.

Kids, elderly, other men ...I gladly hold the door. In fact, anyone in a wheelchair gets extra help, with both doors..

 

[Namtriz912]

Based! Don't wate any valuable time for people who couldn't care less about you.

 

[bimmercel]

Think about it. Every western woman on the planet assumes you're gonna step aside and HOLD their door open.

Even if you're already halfway through it,...they turn directly into your path, expecting you to step aside in white knight mode.

Just pull that fucking door straight back.

yes exactly this bitches would not even go a cm on the side. But they smell my rage mode I swear i hope for toilets that they never cross my path.

 

[Gutless]

Based and awesime but you also might have down syndrome

 

[Bedford Stye]

...if you cant pull the door shut,because they are already trying to push past you,

Then step directly in their path, and STAND THERE without moving.