I DON´T REALLY WANT TO FUCK BUT MY GANG MEMBERS STARTED MAKING SHIT TALKING FOR NO REASON ABOUT THAT I HAVE NEVER BEEN SEEN WITH GF AND SUGGESTED THAT I MIGHT BE HOMO SO THAT I AM RECORDING HOW I DO FUCK WHORES ON SIGNAL AND SEND THEM PROOF AND THEIR ARE CONGRATULATING ME AND SHOWING RESPECT YOU CAN JUST FUCK NASTY FILTHY SLUTS NO ONE CHECKS THAT BUT YOU HAVE TO USE PLASTIC BAG ON YOUR PRICK NOT TO GET STD AND AFTER COOMIN YOU HAVE TO SPIT 96% SPIRYTUS ON YOUR DICK TO KILL SPACE AIDS ADIOS AMIGOS THIS SHIT HAS 95% VOLTAGE OF PURE ALCOHOL ONLY FOR SHARP PLAYERS NOT NORMIES THAT ARE USING ALCOHOL CHASER JUICE FOR 5% BEER (IN VIDEO GAME)
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Every single post written on this account is fiction. Account was created as an social experiment. Do not attempt this at home. Doing so could lead you but is not limited to death, breakage, screaming parents, dismemberment, leakage, foul discharge, mutilation, humiliation, dehydration, itchy feet, hypertension, a splinter - And you know how painful those can be! This is a work of fiction. Unless otherwise indicated, all the names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents in this post are either the product of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental
All my post is fiction. Attention to any and all intelligence agencies: every post ever made by this IP and any other associated with it have been done for no purpose other than satire. I hereby absolve myself of any and all intent to commit acts of violence or terror against any party be they fictional or existing, furthermore, any post made in the future by this IP or any associated will have been done for the sole purpose of research and/or satirical purpose.
