Theory Taking out loans for surgery

[InevatibleRope]

Any high IQ cels know how to take out a long term loan for surgery? I am fucking deformed manlet and every day is suffering. I don’t have a good job opportunity for about ~6 years, but I will be making ~250k so I can pay it off then. All cosmetic surgery financing seems to be short term.

 

[metabuxx]

How are you so sure that you will make 250k every year? I've seen many rich people and only a few of them were deformed manlets.
Plus your limb lengthening surgery alone will cost you around 80k. So take that step carefully.

 

[InevatibleRope]

How are you so sure that you will make 250k every year? I've seen many rich people and only a few of them were deformed manlets.
Plus your limb lengthening surgery alone will cost you around 80k. So take that step carefully.

I don’t want to divulge personal information but I have the opportunities lined up. I just can’t find a way to take the loans out. And in the hypothetical where I was unsure I would be making 150k bare minimum, better to be in debt as a potential chadlite than life as an incel.

 

[NagarNikkucel]

I can't help with the loan thingy. I'm just curious to know that what all surgeries have you planned? And how much would they cost? And is your ascension guaranteed?

 

[RandomGuy]

You must have: assets, excellent credit and steady income to borrow that much. IQ and future opportunities doesn’t mean squat. There’s no way around that.

 

[InevatibleRope]

I can't help with the loan thingy. I'm just curious to know that what all surgeries have you planned? And how much would they cost? And is your ascension guaranteed?

I need a specialized form of jaw surgery to fix a deformity I was born with. This will cost me around 60,000$ along with genioplasty. I have a disgusting nose but rhinoplasty is relatively cheap. Leg Lengthening ~80-100k I am on the fence about. I am fully roidcelled and I feel I could be taller and not look lanky whatsoever and have ‘size halo’ as a tallerfag. As to whether my ascension is guaranteed, obviously the surgeries could fuck up, badly. Both the jaw surgery I need and LL are very risky.

Not trying to brag- ideally at the end of it,
I should have a ~80% face, white with blue eyes, 6ft3 with a very muscular physique. This is after years of braces before and after jaw surgery, not being able to eat, and the usual LL hell.

Again, not bragging, I am a literal deformed truecel who looks like a roided ogre right now. Just trying to answer the question.

You must have: assets, excellent credit and steady income to borrow that much. IQ and future opportunities doesn’t mean squat. There’s no way around that.

Thanks. I have some assets and great credit but no steady income, am in education. I am not going to ask how to commit loan fraud on incels.is but I do often read about people taking out ‘student loans’ for other things.

 

[SoloAlex]

A loan for plastic surgery will be considered as a consumer credit, which means that there is no asset behind your investment (your looks). Banks don’t like to refinance such things especially not with a long term loan bc it bares more risk and therefore the bank will charge you high interest rates.
Your only way is to convince the bank about your future ~250k income.

 

[InevatibleRope]

A loan for plastic surgery will be considered as a consumer credit, which means that there is no asset behind your investment (your looks). Banks don’t like to refinance such things especially not with a long term loan bc it bares more risk and therefore the bank will charge you high interest rates.
Your only way is to convince the bank about your future ~250k income.

Thank you. I appreciate it.

 

[Miyanu]

Dont the insurance companies cover plastic surgery?

 

[Deleted member 15737]

You will need the 250k income before you get the loans. No bank is going to loan a student with little or no income $80k for a surgery they can collect no collateral on. Personally, I'd take on a mortgage, buy a property and renovate it before the bottom falls out of this current bubble and try to sell it, using the profits to fund your surgery. That's assuming you have some seed money for a down payment.

 

[aGuyAlone]

If your gonna be making 250K a year then why wouldn't you just buy a sex slave from Russia or Asia or smth instead of surgerymaxxing just to get 3/10 to 5/10 used up roasties.

 

[Deleted member 6214]

If your gonna be making 250K a year then why wouldn't you just buy a sex slave from Russia or Asia or smth instead of surgerymaxxing just to get 3/10 to 5/10 used up roasties.

High IQ.

Also, OP, it's not worth getting 2 major surgeries (jaw surgery + leg lengthening), just choose one. These surgeries both can both have lasting effects on your body. DO NOT fuck up your whole body chasing hoes, if you're going to be making 250k just use that to buy prostitutes.

 

[Italian Incel]

High IQ.

Also, OP, it's not worth getting 2 major surgeries (jaw surgery + leg lengthening), just choose one. These surgeries both can both have lasting effects on your body. DO NOT fuck up your whole body chasing hoes, if you're going to be making 250k just use that to buy prostitutes.

THIS also economic escorts, paying too much for an escort is also cucked

 

[Pixycel]

Also, OP, it's not worth getting 2 major surgeries (jaw surgery + leg lengthening)

yes it is

 

[Deleted member 6214]

yes it is

Really

 

[InevatibleRope]

Dont the insurance companies cover plastic surgery?

No

If your gonna be making 250K a year then why wouldn't you just buy a sex slave from Russia or Asia or smth instead of surgerymaxxing just to get 3/10 to 5/10 used up roasties.

I actually want real intimacy

High IQ.

Also, OP, it's not worth getting 2 major surgeries (jaw surgery + leg lengthening), just choose one. These surgeries both can both have lasting effects on your body. DO NOT fuck up your whole body chasing hoes, if you're going to be making 250k just use that to buy prostitutes.

Why does everyone here think the real ‘pain’ of inceldom is not having sex? Its 100% the loneliness and lack of intimacy, fucking some whore doesnt resolve that

I definitely need jaw surgery more than LL I’m not a turbomanlet . I will be undergoing it first and see how I feel about LL.

Don’t be such a secretive retard. You’re trying to do medical school and get a residency. But people fail out or otherwise don’t get residency all the time.

Sure bud you got me. not being a ‘secretive retard’ I just don’t want to give away more information on an incel forum about myself than I already have. You are gonna have to trust me when I say I have the job offer lined up.

THIS also economic escorts, paying too much for an escort is also cucked

This is not . Its only redpill faggots who think that fucking sluts/hookers is peaking. Being in a loving relationship where you are desired is infinitel better