RageFuel Taking baths doesn't work for me.

[LesscoBlob]

Whenever summer comes along, my mom occasionally asks me when was the last time I took a bath. Problem is, I do take baths every damn day, use deodorant/perfume and I STILL DON'T SMELL GOOD. It's not bad enough for my friends to not hang out with me or show looks of disgust, but I guess it's bad enough for my mom and her smelling obsession to notice.

The thing is, I can prove that I regularly bathe by just showing that my hair is clean and free of dandruff, but I guess my freaking odor doesn't like my bathing skills.

 

[LesscoBlob]

@wereq and @Grim_Reaper thoughts?

 

[Asgard]

Try cutting on Cheetos or Doritos. My bad smell in my armpits were due to eating excessive amounts of chocolate cookies (15, for example).

 

[Govid_Dorious]

shave your armpits

 

[nice_try]

Problem is, I do take baths every damn day, use deodorant/perfume and I STILL DON'T SMELL GOOD.

Are you a curry?

 

[LesscoBlob]

Try cutting on Cheetos or Doritos. My bad smell in my armpits were due to eating excessive amounts of chocolate cookies (15, for example).

That's interesting, but the thing is, I only eat Doritos and that's only whenever I go to the movie theater.

 

[LesscoBlob]

shave your armpits

I haven't thought of that tbh. Might actually work.

 

[LesscoBlob]

Are you a curry?

No. I'm white.

 

[DeliriumTremens]

Ethnic people are the worst smelling in public transport

 

[LesscoBlob]

Ethnic people are the worst smelling in public transport

Yeah, but that's mainly because they're so poor that they probably don't bathe every day.

 

[wereq]

@wereq and @Grim_Reaper thoughts?

I take 2 showers everyday so that I don't smell.

 

[LesscoBlob]

I take 2 showers everyday so that I don't smell.

I might have to do that honestly.

 

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

Try not eating spicy food when it's hot outside srs.

 

[Diddy]

@wereq and @Grim_Reaper thoughts?

I only start to smell two days after not taking a bath.

 

[LesscoBlob]

Try not eating spicy food when it's hot outside srs.

Thanks for the suggestion.

 

[LesscoBlob]

I only start to smell two days after not taking a bath.

...

 

[Hope and Change]

I can prove that I regularly bathe by just showing that my hair is clean and free of dandruff,

dandruff is very often caused by washing too often, that used to be the case for me, I would wash my hair everyday and the epidermis under my hair was shattering causing fuckloads of dandruff

To the main question I want to ask, are you fat? Because being fat can cause you to be sweaty and smell bad

 

[LesscoBlob]

dandruff is very often caused by washing too often, that used to be the case for me, I would wash my hair everyday and the epidermis under my hair was shattering causing fuckloads of dandruff

To the main question I want to ask, are you fat? Because being fat can cause you to be sweaty and smell bad

1. If I don't wash my hair even for 1 day, it will be noticeably oily.
2. Yes, I'm fat. I'm working on losing weight.

 

[Hope and Change]

1. If I don't wash my hair even for 1 day, it will be noticeably oily.

oily and dundruff are two different things

 

[fang]

Sometimes I finish a shower and start sweating and smelling just 5 minutes later, I can't win

 

[LesscoBlob]

oily and dundruff are two different things

I start getting dandruff on the 2nd day. Dead serious. My hair actually gets so oily that it looks darker colored.

 

[Epedaphic]

Are you washing every part of your body?

There was a guy here not too long ago who would skip washing his ass. So I figure it’s worthwhile to ask this to check