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Blackpill Taking a shower actually helps

Paul Bernardo

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Just take a shower theory works.

Today I took a shower and went to KFC to get some food. My neighbor (foid) said hi to me for the first time ever when I was getting out of my house.

On my way to KFC(I was walking) a couple of Stacy tier women were checking me out. When I got there, this other Stacy who was in front of me in the queue left her Chad to ask for my number. I was amazed... I'm still amazed.(gave it to her):feelsautistic::feelsautistic:

Wow I can't believe this... Taking a shower has holy powers .:feelsokman::feelsokman:
 
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Ellsworth

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I literally just go out of the shower and none of this happened to me. :feelswhere:
 
Grim_Reaper

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Don't forget to use Richard Cooper's tactical soap during your shower brocel.
 
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Decontamination showers work like a dream.

:feelsLSD:
 
LeFrenchCel

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I have the exact same lack of success with foids when I take daily showers and when I don't shower for months.

Weird.
 
Tryna Ascend

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Don't forget to use Richard Cooper's tactical soap during your shower brocel.
OP forgot to mention this

He used the soap that was why he got attention from a foid
 
Cope or die

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I have the exact same lack of success with foids when I take daily showers and when I don't shower for months.

Weird.
Daily isnt enough. Must shower hourly and get a haircut silly inkwell!!! :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
LeFrenchCel

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Daily isnt enough. Must shower hourly and get a haircut silly inkwell!!! :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
Must be that, yeah.
Or maybe I have to improve my personality :feelsaww:
 
Copexodius Maximus

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LL maxi

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Damn, im gonna try this, wish me luck brocels.
 
Sad Fuck

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Then don't fuck it up. Good luck.
 
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average truecel in 2023
 
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I took a shower for the first time in my life and all the women in the world suddenly flocked to me and wanted to suck my tiny dick
 

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