JFL Take the God pill

[Ellsworth]

What makes you think you can ever get laid when Jesus, who was literally God, died a 34 year old virgin.

 

[trying to ascend]

He was volcel, not incel

 

[BITG]

He was volcel, not incel

 

[Tenshi]

brutal

 

[proudweeb]

I heard Jesus hung out with prostitutues

 

[Ellsworth]

I heard Jesus hung out with prostitutues

True. He just orbited, never fucked them.

 

[proudweeb]

True. He just orbited, never fucked them.

blessed are those who take dick for money

 

[dirtykombatcel]

He was volcel, not incel

 

[FinnCel]

He lived a life of suffering, which is why he was an incel

 

[_realist_]

Jesus didn’t exist. And if he did, he deserved what he got. And didn‘t resurrect. Fuck Jesus. I’ll take the Easter long weekend though.