As with all people, I sometimes think on embarrassing times in my life. This particular moment sticks in my head pretty well. This happened over a year ago at this point, but it is still fresh in my memory.
My dad is a very religious (Christian), conservative, modest guy who is always uptight and preachy with morals and values to me.
One night he came into my room and started rummaging through all my drawers saying he misplaced an insurance document and thinks he may have left it bundles with some paperwork he gave me. I told him not to, and to let me look later, he insisted on doing searching right then and there.
Moments later, he opened a drawer. He paused, and I realized he had opened a drawer with a fleshlight I had purchased inside of it. Here is what it looked like:
Yep, thats right. Didn't even have the cap on it. He saw that just sitting there. After a few moment of him basically paused in what I assume was shock, he slowly closed it and moved towards the door, he asked "So do you want me to go?", I tried to play it cool and said "No, why?", he replied "Oh well I don't think it's here so I am going to go".
He left my room and we didn't talk for the rest of that night.
Wow, how embarrassing. To be honest I don't blame myself as my dad shouldn't have been rummaging through the drawers but still quite embarrassing nonetheless.
Why am I sharing something like this? Well I thought some of you might have a good laugh at my misfortune.
My dad is a very religious (Christian), conservative, modest guy who is always uptight and preachy with morals and values to me.
One night he came into my room and started rummaging through all my drawers saying he misplaced an insurance document and thinks he may have left it bundles with some paperwork he gave me. I told him not to, and to let me look later, he insisted on doing searching right then and there.
Moments later, he opened a drawer. He paused, and I realized he had opened a drawer with a fleshlight I had purchased inside of it. Here is what it looked like:
Yep, thats right. Didn't even have the cap on it. He saw that just sitting there. After a few moment of him basically paused in what I assume was shock, he slowly closed it and moved towards the door, he asked "So do you want me to go?", I tried to play it cool and said "No, why?", he replied "Oh well I don't think it's here so I am going to go".
He left my room and we didn't talk for the rest of that night.
Wow, how embarrassing. To be honest I don't blame myself as my dad shouldn't have been rummaging through the drawers but still quite embarrassing nonetheless.
Why am I sharing something like this? Well I thought some of you might have a good laugh at my misfortune.
