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LDAR Suicide by weighted blanket?

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Would it be possible to kill myself by using a 20-30 lb weighted blanket to put over my neck before my eternal slumber since it sounds like a super easy way to rope because I am so fucking lazy and it sounds like a good way for lazycels to rope since you can rope while LDARing at the same time.
 
toilet tier suicide method
 
Would it be possible to kill myself by using a 20-30 lb weighted blanket to put over my neck before my eternal slumber since it sounds like a super easy way to rope because I am so fucking lazy and it sounds like a good way for lazycels to rope since you can rope while LDARing at the same time.
Wouldn't work. At best you'd deprive yourself of oxygen and give yourself irreperable brain damage, making you disabled for the rest of your life.

I'm not gonna say it gets better, but don't kill yourself, because if you fail it sure does get wotse.
 

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Wouldn't work. At best you'd deprive yourself of oxygen and give yourself irreperable brain damage, making you disabled for the rest of your life.

I'm not gonna say it gets better, but don't kill yourself, because if you fail it sure does get wotse.
Then does this work?

OD on 3G of caffeine incase shotgun doesnt work
Shotgun to face
 
Then does this work?

OD on 3G of caffeine incase shotgun doesnt work
Shotgun to face
Shotgun should work. Look at where to aim it though. If it's not obvious they hurt like hell, and if you shoot in the wrong place and dont die immediately, you will recieve permenant brain damage.

Why are you going to do this, though? Is there a specific reason?
 
Shotgun should work. Look at where to aim it though. If it's not obvious they hurt like hell, and if you shoot in the wrong place and dont die immediately, you will recieve permenant brain damage.

Why are you going to do this, though? Is there a specific reason?
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You will recieve permenant brain damage if you're saved. If you aren't its gonna hurt like a bitch while you're alive.
 
Shotgun should work. Look at where to aim it though. If it's not obvious they hurt like hell, and if you shoot in the wrong place and dont die immediately, you will recieve permenant brain damage.

Why are you going to do this, though? Is there a specific reason?
Whats even the point of living if I am not going to ever get a partner ESPECIALLY IF I MISSED OUT on teen love.
 
Whats even the point of living if I am not going to ever get a partner ESPECIALLY IF I MISSED OUT on teen love.
More stuff to life then women. You won't get a partner, but you could do a sport, get money, work out, all that good shit. I don't think you should do this. If you fail you'll make things worse for yourself, and if you succeed, that's that. You have other chances, maybe not for women, but for life.
 
Whats even the point of living if I am not going to ever get a partner ESPECIALLY IF I MISSED OUT on teen love.
I'm going to stress this. I feel like it might have not gotten through.

It is incredibly likely you will fail, because you aren't thinking straight. If you fail, you will not have the opportunity to try again. Asking about the weighted blanket showed you were desperate for any, semblance, of a chance you could die.

If you fail, you will not have an easy time next time. It will be harder. Your life will get more restricted. And your life might even get worse.

Use copes instead, see where you're at in a few days. Don't let your emotions get the best of you man.
 
Use copes instead, see where you're at in a few days. Don't let your emotions get the best of you man.
Man I fucking hate copes, the only good copes are prostitutes, vodka and weed since they all make me feel like I am loved.

Stop the cope and start the rope!
 
I want to try that blanket
 

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