It's Over Stretcher bearercel trys to ascend with a gigastacy corpse

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I saw a post talking about necrophilia and remembered a fact that occurred last year here in Brazil. A gigastacy was dead by a heart atack and shortly before the autopsy the stretcher bearer(I don't know if is the right word to it) was caught having relations with the corpse. He got arrested.

Here the news: https://www.acritica.com/channels/m...-tendo-relacoes-sexuais-com-cadaver-em-manaus

And this was the corpse:

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volcel if you
 
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Edmund_Kemper said:
You forgot to type “wouldn’t”
i know what i did :feelsthink:
 
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Edmund_Kemper said:
Then what were you saying by “volcel if you”?
im trying something new where I don't finish some of the sentence's I write to increase the curiosity of the reader
might be a retard cope but yeah
 
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Amacko said:
im trying something new where I don't finish some of the sentence's I write to increase the curiosity of the reader
might be a retard cope but yeah
I completely
 
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five minutes in the morgue and you feel like a porn star,one stiffy coming up.
 
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Why do women care if some desperate guy shags their DEAD corpse?
Is their hatred and disgust of ugly men so great that they have to reject them from beyond the grave?
 
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understandable :feelskek:
Amacko said:
im trying something new where I don't finish some of the sentence's I write to increase the curiosity of the reader
might be a retard cope but yeah
no it's good
 
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Uhhhhhh

This really does not sound great from a public health standpoint
 
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:lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: This fucking rock
 
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You need to be a minimum 7/10 to have sex with a corpse in 2020.
 
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This is what men are forced too.
 
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PPEcel said:
Uhhhhhh

This really does not sound great from a public health standpoint
Massive cope
 
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deathsh+rt said:
five minutes in the morgue and you feel like a porn star,one stiffy coming up.
“Bitch did not even resist”
 
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Edmund_Kemper said:
You forgot to type “wouldn’t”
I think he left out the "wouldn't" part intentionally to signify to the rest of us that he proverbially "threw up in his mouth" at the thought of having sex with a corpse no matter how attractive the foid it belonged to was during her life.

The joke is that he caught himself about to finish the sentence but stopped to puke when he realized exactly what he was talking about here, heh.

The point is his entire post was an artificial construct made for the sole purpose of being funny much like Matt Damon's "Will Hunting" character in the movie "Good Will Hunting" telling Robin William's "Sean" character a story about a stewardess on a plane involving some sort of food item and a blowjob, etc.
 
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thebuddhacel said:
the stretcher bearer(I don't know if is the right word to it)
 
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I don't blame him
 
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Based stretcher bearercel.
 
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I prefer to crack open a cold one.

But i must admit a warm one is probably better.
 

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