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Tonight, after a nice gymcel session, I was walking back home. It was pretty late so there weren't many people out. Anyways, I spotted these three kids racing each other from a distance away. I thought I saw a jacket fall from one of the kids but I wasn't sure if he had just stepped on a jacket that was already on the floor. Anyways, I ran to the jacket. I picked it up and asked this Asian International Couple (you know, those damn materialistic, sheep, no sense of humor, skin whitening S.E. Asians) if they had seen it fall from the kids. The Asian guy who had curly hair, just mumbled something of the likes of "No, no, no, I don't pay attention to that stuff, they're too far anyways now (since the kids were racing)". Then I responded with, "Eh, I just don't want to seem like a creep, giving a dirty jacket to some kids (this is because I wasn't sure if it really fell)". After I said that, his girlfriend seemed to laugh at my joke. First time a girl laughed at one of my jokes in months which made me feel really good even though I wasn't really attracted to her.
I proceeded to sprint 150 meters like Super-Man to give the kid his jacket. The kid thanked me.
After that episode, I continued walking home, a part of me thought that maybe that Asian guy's girlfriend would say to her boyfriend, "hey, why can't you be like that guy? I'm done with you" and proceed to chase after me as I ran away with the jacket. That didn't happen though, it was fun to think about tho.
Also, earlier that day (around 8 PM), I was walking down campus talking on the phone with my mom. I was joking around and saying "kakashkee kakashkee 42", this means "poop poop 42" in Russian. This is an inside joke as I used to say that to my mom when I was a little kid to make her say "OH MY GAT" (which I thought was funny). Anyways, my former oneitis passed by me as I was saying this, she never looks at me but this time gave me a kind of strange blank look. Maybe she understood "kaka", not that hard to not correlate with "poop". Maybe she's Brazilian or watched Brazilian scat porn because they always say "kaka".
Now how is this life fuel? Well, my former oneitis gave me a blank look (before she wouldn't look) and an international pale asian foid laughed at my joke. Closer to ascending now boyos.
I proceeded to sprint 150 meters like Super-Man to give the kid his jacket. The kid thanked me.
After that episode, I continued walking home, a part of me thought that maybe that Asian guy's girlfriend would say to her boyfriend, "hey, why can't you be like that guy? I'm done with you" and proceed to chase after me as I ran away with the jacket. That didn't happen though, it was fun to think about tho.
Also, earlier that day (around 8 PM), I was walking down campus talking on the phone with my mom. I was joking around and saying "kakashkee kakashkee 42", this means "poop poop 42" in Russian. This is an inside joke as I used to say that to my mom when I was a little kid to make her say "OH MY GAT" (which I thought was funny). Anyways, my former oneitis passed by me as I was saying this, she never looks at me but this time gave me a kind of strange blank look. Maybe she understood "kaka", not that hard to not correlate with "poop". Maybe she's Brazilian or watched Brazilian scat porn because they always say "kaka".
Now how is this life fuel? Well, my former oneitis gave me a blank look (before she wouldn't look) and an international pale asian foid laughed at my joke. Closer to ascending now boyos.
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