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Star Wars: Jedi Fallen order is a trash game and i regret buying it

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I bought the game some months ago and decided to play it later after the deadline for returning the game was already long due (big mistake). First of all, it doesnt even feel like you are really in a Star Wars game. I excpected something that would be at least somewhat similar to The Force Unleashed, it felt like i was playing some Super Mario Jump and Run game where i have to solve poorly designed puzzles. And the controls for lightsaber and force combat is extremely clunky even with a controller. i didnt bother playing it after the second level.

I want my fucking money back, EA
 
its a souls like with elements from tomb raider and uncharted combat was decent tbf. puzzles and back tracking killed the game for me
 
First of all, it doesnt even feel like you are really in a Star Wars game.
They never take place in cool planets like Naboo or Coruscant, it's always some empty ugly descolate waste land since the devs are too cheap and lazy to have to make a cool city.
 
its a souls like with elements from tomb raider and uncharted combat was decent tbf. puzzles and back tracking killed the game for me
We could have gotten Star Wars 1313 or the Force Unleashed 3, instead we get this Disney EA slop
 
They never take place in cool planets like Naboo or Coruscant, it's always some empty ugly descolate waste land since the devs are too cheap and lazy to have to make a cool city.
Battlefront 2 (2017) was the last good Star Wars game
 
They never take place in cool planets like Naboo or Coruscant, it's always some empty ugly descolate waste land since the devs are too cheap and lazy to have to make a cool city.
sequel has coruscant
 
My only gripe with it is the lack of dismemberment.

You are are wielding a lightsaber, not a baton.
 
not worth to buy game if you can pirate it if you plan to play campaing only
 
My only gripe with it is the lack of dismemberment.

You are are wielding a lightsaber, not a baton.
To be fair, there is no dismembernment in most Star Wars games. Also it would be boring if you could kill every enemy with one attack
 
To be fair, there is no dismembernment in most Star Wars games. Also it would be boring if you could kill every enemy with one attack
I could see it as a finishing move.
 
IIRC they did that in the Force Unleashed 2
One of the many reasons why the Force Unleashed games were peak. (Though, I did find 2 lacking in content compared to 1)

You truly felt like a powerful force user, electrocuting stormtroopers and then launching them into orbit with little effort.
 
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I played it when it came out and I enjoyed it back then, but I cannot remember it very well anymore.
 
revenge of the sith on gameboy advance is better
 
Star wars jedi has fallen
 
Okay grandpa, now why dont you calm down and take your meds like uncle doctor told you to ?
Have fun eating shit and enjoying it. Jewpills are eaten by you zoomies not us.
 
Have fun eating shit and enjoying it. Jewpills are eaten by you zoomies not us.
OIP 1388455743
 
Played a bit of it as it was free on ps plus, I agree its a pretty shit game. The puzzles are fuckin horrible and the map navigation is an absolute pain in the arse.
 
I liked it, I've played through it about 3 times and got the platinum on PS4.
 

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