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Serious Stand Shitting, the pose of standing defecation

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The "Dandayamana Maltyagasana" a.k.a. Stanshitting is an esoteric form of ancient yoga passed down to a small group of yogis from the seven primordial chads. when first god created the human being, all of them were actually females. Then he created seven primordial chads for the seven continents to impregnate all women, so that human race could multiply. But some women were tricked by the demons and cucked their men by fucking the monkeys on the trees. Thus the lineage of the incels started. The Standshitting was one of the many yoga routines practised by the primordial chads and now it's only known to a small echelon of yogis in Tibet. You stand while you shit, you don't sit or squat, just take a shit without sitting/squatting and the bitches will flock towards you.

Dandayamana Multyagasana, If you can't take control of your rectum, how are you supposed to take control of your life? Life is more asshole than your asshole, you fucking moron!
 
It began for urinal shitters
 
THANK YOU SAINT CHIDAMBARAM
 
No defecation for your face
 
Tales from Mumbai
 
THANK YOU SAINT CHIDAMBARAM
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The "Dandayamana Maltyagasana" a.k.a. Stanshitting is an esoteric form of ancient yoga passed down to a small group of yogis from the seven primordial chads. when first god created the human being, all of them were actually females. Then he created seven primordial chads for the seven continents to impregnate all women, so that human race could multiply. But some women were tricked by the demons and cucked their men by fucking the monkeys on the trees. Thus the lineage of the incels started. The Standshitting was one of the many yoga routines practised by the primordial chads and now it's only known to a small echelon of yogis in Tibet. You stand while you shit, you don't sit or squat, just take a shit without sitting/squatting and the bitches will flock towards you.

Dandayamana Multyagasana, If you can't take control of your rectum, how are you supposed to take control of your life? Life is more asshole than your asshole, you fucking moron!
factchecked by true vishnu patriots
 
It's an ancient art of mastering fornication. It's a concoction of yoga and bowel movement.
 
shit proud you are strong
 
Life is more asshole than your asshole, you fucking moron!
 

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