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LifeFuel Spent midnight new years last night with an escort [trip report]

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Spent midnight new years last night with an escort

booked her for 11.30pm for an hour

she was a bit older than the photos, like 28. but cute. polish.

tiny like 5'2, blonde blue eyes, white skin, stockings and lingerie

she got us a drink but then slipped and the glasses smashed on the floor at the start. spent like 15 mins waiting, thought it was a time wasting tactic

so after she finished cleaning up i said im putting on a 1 hour timer starting now

and she said something along the lines of she doesnt like it when people treat people like blah blah, i just thought stfu bitch ur getting 130 for an hour. your doing a full hours work you entitled whore

she was much better than my last escort. allowed kissing with tongue etc, and pretended to be into it for me which was nice.

felt like i was having sex with my gf

i think i made her orgasm , or at least she pretended to.

licked her pussy too probably a bad idea but idc, i like licking pussy for my own pleasure, i like to look at it and lick it and feel it. probably got aids now

missionary with her legs pinned back is hot, doggy was hot especially with stockings, from the side i liked to pound her little white ass. i need to google/memorize more positions and more stimulating ones ngl my mind went blank couldnt think of any more, sucked on her tits a lot , feels nice, her lips felt big and full and nice

then i asked her to look at me, cos i like to look at a girl in the eyes when i cum and it was quite hot. and made her cuddle with me for the last 20 minutes

she wouldnt stop fucking talking though about shit idc about and dancing like i just wanted her to hug me and give me affection and play with my hair

which she did do after i asked a few times but she wanted to just sit and talk, like bro we're not friends, i had to tell her to just listen to the music and sshhh

she also was talking about how tiny her hands are. and i compared mine and mine were the same size LMAO my hands are like childs hands.

also she started doing the splits and ballerina poses with her leg up it was crazy. its like i was at an entertainment circus , shes good at her job tbh

and she said i need to get a gf, and i said its not possible. then just made her hug me until the end

but it was weird i almost felt like crying becaus e i needed that affection so bad. but she wasnt even looking at me. but i swear girls have this gut motherly sense when someone is sad so she kept kissing me on the cheek and being nice while i tried not to cry, which i didnt i pulled myself together

and then it ended

but yeah it was nice to spend new years having sex/cuddling/getting affection.

better than rotting at home feeling sad and alone and sexless on new fucking years while everyones out partying. i dont feel like i missed out on much now.

in fact i feel like i mogged a lot of people last night who were out clubbing trying to get sex but 95% of guys wont pull anyone and will go home with their friends sex and affectionless

escorts is definitely a good lifefuel, especially if u can find an escort that is nice to you.

and weird how she was available at midnight new years and no extra cost.





imagine having to spend ur new years with a giga truecel like me :feelskek: brutal




also this session made me realize i dont give a shit about sex. i cherished the 20 mins of paid pretend affection. that is the only thing i want. just to hug with a girl and feel loved.


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You arent a truecel you fuck. An escort wouldn’t say and do all this shit for an ugly dude.

Plus you have sex so you should be banned now. Fuck off will ya
 
You'll get throat cancer like Michael Douglas from eating coochie
 
High iq report OP

licked her pussy too probably a bad idea but idc, i like licking pussy for my own pleasure, i like to look at it and lick it and feel it. probably got aids now

How did it taste though?
 
You arent a truecel you fuck. An escort wouldn’t say and do all this shit for an ugly dude.

Plus you have sex so you should be banned now. Fuck off will ya
wot my last one treated me like absolute dog shit on the bottom of her shoe, i just got a nice girl this time who is actually good at her job(pretending)
 
wot my last one treated me like absolute dog shit on the bottom of her shoe, i just got a nice girl this time who is actually good at her job(pretending)
Excuses.
 
what do u think is high iq about it


nothing really
She probably washed that shit too much, it's supposed to taste like salty fish

Just like how you described everything. Gave my nofap dick a temp boner. :feelsokman:
 
and she said i need to get a gf, and i said its not possible. then just made her hug me until the end

but it was weird i almost felt like crying becaus e i needed that affection so bad. but she wasnt even looking at me. but i swear girls have this gut motherly sense when someone is sad so she kept kissing me on the cheek and being nice while i tried not to cry, which i didnt i pulled myself together

and then it ended
This is why I wouldn't escortcel tbh. You will want that shit forever (like having a real gf, she wud come back), but the fact you know she's literally only spending time with you for the money is a heartbreak at the end :feels:
 
She probably washed that shit too much, it's supposed to taste like salty fish

Just like how you described everything. Gave my nofap dick a temp boner. :feelsokman:
lmaoo
 
This is why I wouldn't escortcel tbh. You will want that shit forever (like having a real gf, she wud come back), but the fact you know she's literally only spending time with you for the money is a heartbreak at the end :feels:

true.. we need this stuff, but like every night and not paid. urgh...

but idc that it was only for money, doesnt hurt me.

doesnt hurt when you know your real smv and you know no one can truely be attracted to u because u already come to terms with that.

u should read blkpillpres threads
 
true.. we need this stuff, but like every night and not paid. urgh...

but idc that it was only for money, doesnt hurt me.

doesnt hurt when you know your real smv and you know no one can truely be attracted to u because u already come to terms with that.

u should read blkpillpres threads
Nigga dont tell me about blackpill. If you were 100% blackpill you wouldnt even escortcell FOR A FUCKING HUG

Thats why Im on NoFap, i refuse to be a slave to foids or porn or my urges anymore.
 
That I am reading about this experience someone else had on new years lol. I guess I am facepalming at myself really.
lmao its alright. just do the same yourself next year if u want
 
Escorts suck bc they don't let you go raw, and if they would I would be scared of STDs.
 
true.. i heard theres some methods to get raw from them
You can't just say that and not share... raw sex is all I want

Also, how did you even booked a session for midnight new years? Actually sounds like larp
 
Just reading this makes me cry :feelscry: maybe I should try...maybe
 
Lmao at the escort saying you need a GF btw OP :feelskek: she was like this is one clingy mf
 
You can't just say that and not share... raw sex is all I want

Also, how did you even booked a session for midnight new years? Actually sounds like larp
idk i heard looksmaximus talk about rubbing ur dick on her pussy for a while and then just slide it in. also showing them recent std tests and begging them lulz

idk tbh i messaged a few and shes the only one who replied. not sure why she was free at that time. brutal for her tho and lifefuel for a truecel like me
 
Yeah but OP clearly noticed her doing it against her will trying to get away...you really want to experience that?
I think it's female's nature to act like that to males for surviving...but yeah it's still nice and I'd love to experience that
 
I think it's female's nature to act like that to males for surviving...but yeah it's still nice and I'd love to experience that
Cope. Foids cant leave Chad alone and require constant eye contact with him.
 
And happy jew year to you
 
i heard looksmaximus talk about rubbing ur dick on her pussy for a while and then just slide it in
I have tried it and they don't let you do it, in fact, I managed to rub a bit and she pushed away imediately...
but maybe the std test thing could work like once every couple of times
 

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