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LifeFuel Spent midnight new years last night with an escort [trip report]

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That sounds like a great way to start the new year.
 
not sure why she was free at that time.
Shes probably poor as fuck with parents who are sick or something. needs money for her family in poland thats why shes escortmaxxing
 
Escortcelling is cucked and disgusting, u probably don’t know she meets clients every hour
 
I have tried it and they don't let you do it, in fact, I managed to rub a bit and she pushed away imediately...
i think u should tell them that u want to rub ur dick on her pussy before meeting or before paying so she cant decline otherwise youll go elsewhere. i did that once and she let me rub her pussy on my dick but havent tried the slide in thing tho yet
 
Shes probably poor as fuck with parents who are sick or something. needs money for her family in poland thats why shes escortmaxxing
good i hope shes suffering
 
she got us a drink but then slipped and the glasses smashed on the floor at the start. spent like 15 mins waiting, thought it was a time wasting tactic
Yep this sounds like she wanted to cut the time short
 
ban this dude, he is not ugly like us
 
you lucky fucking bastard, are you in poland?? I can't believe how cheap the whores are for NYE SEX
 
You europoors are lucky,i can't even find whores where i live.It's a good way to get robbed @Misogynist Curry 卐 any idea where i can find some young whores?
 
Good for you man. We still got 19 year old kids here calling escortmaxxers fakecels like always lol.

Its the fuckin underworld either way. You had to partake in the underworld and its' underworld activities. Because you had no choice in the real world where you were starved of life, friendship, affection, and sex.

Truecel trait is that you inevitably find yourself in the underworld. You don't like it necessarily and see its inherent riskiness and danger. But you still somehow find yourself in it.

The normal world is a white picket fence, two story home in the suburbs, mortgage, wife, kids, and a couple of cars. Occasional outings with wife and weekly fucking.

But nope. You were in the underworld.
 
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moggs the whole forum in new years eve jfl
 
What inceldom does to a mofo
 
licked her pussy too probably a bad idea but idc, i like licking pussy for my own pleasure, i like to look at it and lick it and feel it. probably got aids now

I know the feeling, the first time I licked a prostitute's pussy I was 17 and I was paranoid for a long that I was going to die from AIDS, so at age 18 I registered as a blood donor and found out that I was HIV negative. The taste of licking pussy is absolutely addictive and while not all toilets have amazing pussies (some toilets have ugly vaginas that are too disgusting to lick, but over half have really beautiful ones I could just lick for hours). :ahegao: :ahegao: :ahegao:

also this session made me realize i dont give a shit about sex. i cherished the 20 mins of paid pretend affection. that is the only thing i want. just to hug with a girl and feel loved.

Same, when I was younger I liked going to prostitutes, but it's not the sex that I miss. The feeling of having someone you love next to you is incomparable.

Also, during 2 New Year's Eves I tried to sleep with a toilet just for bragging rights that I could say "I had sex that started in 2015 and ended in 2016" I could say that... It lasted 10 seconds, 4 seconds in one year 6 seconds in another. I tried it again 2018 and 2019 and I lasted 6 seconds. Sex just isn't something I'm ever going to be good at, but having someone to cuddle with is something I could do hours every day. :cryfeels::cryfeels::cryfeels:
 
Putting all escort retarded faggots on ignore from now :yes: :feelsaww:
 
Nigga dont tell me about blackpill. If you were 100% blackpill you wouldnt even escortcell FOR A FUCKING HUG

Thats why Im on NoFap, i refuse to be a slave to foids or porn or my urges anymore.
Shut up. Being incel doesn't means you don't need affection. In my 20's I will pay for hug and cuddle, sex doesnt included.
 
Escortcelling is cucked and disgusting, u probably don’t know she meets clients every hour
Correct, just do the math on how many men she has "serviced" during last year alone and your sexual desire instantly evaporates.
 
what da fuck man. The most common unspoken rule is never lick an escorts pussy. Kissing mouth to mouth is nearly as bad too
 
Lmao at the escort saying you need a GF btw OP :feelskek: she was like this is one clingy mf
a lot of escorts say that to ugly/ unwanted men so they have less incels that come to them to fuck.. The incel will be busy trying and failing hopping on online dating or the likes until he realises online dating as an incel is a farce and no hope so the incel either goes back to the escorts or LDAR

Im sure most escorts would rather fget fucked by a normie or even a chad who wants no bullshit/ sex than an incel
 
Escortcelling is cucked and disgusting, u probably don’t know she meets clients every hour
depends on the escort and what they charge. Not all of them just fuck all day for money lol
 
a lot of escorts say that to ugly/ unwanted men so they have less incels that come to them to fuck.. The incel will be busy trying and failing hopping on online dating or the likes until he realises online dating as an incel is a farce and no hope so the incel either goes back to the escorts or LDAR

Im sure most escorts would rather fget fucked by a normie or even a chad who wants no bullshit/ sex than an incel
Yeah the whole scenario that OP describes just confirmed with me I never want to become an escortceller. She trying to do anything to not have sex or show him affection hurted ngl. And then him saying he was gonna put 1 hour clock on is just cringe. I could never.
 
Yeah the whole scenario that OP describes just confirmed with me I never want to become an escortceller. She trying to do anything to not have sex or show him affection hurted ngl. And then him saying he was gonna put 1 hour clock on is just cringe. I could never.
what? she didnt resist sex or affection at all?

she was really good at pretending that night
 
a lot of escorts say that to ugly/ unwanted men so they have less incels that come to them to fuck.. The incel will be busy trying and failing hopping on online dating or the likes until he realises online dating as an incel is a farce and no hope so the incel either goes back to the escorts or LDAR
wtf are u talking about?

she just saw i needed affection and said i need a gf which would be a normal comment to make

not some underlying alterior motive lmao u autist
 
what? she didnt resist sex or affection at all?

she was really good at pretending that night
Nigga she broke a glass on purpose and cleaned that shit slowly to get 15 minutes off easy.

Then she told you u need a gf, meaning you were clingy af for her she saw u as a cockroach holding on to her.

Then the ballerina shit...bruh another timewasting tactic.

When Chad orders her, she stays 1 hour extra free of charge and never breaks eye contact.
 
Nigga she broke a glass on purpose and cleaned that shit slowly to get 15 minutes off easy.
i dont think anyones retarded enough to count that 15 minutes as part of their 1 hour

Then she told you u need a gf, meaning you were clingy af for her she saw u as a cockroach holding on to her.
yea who cares, she still did what i wanted and didnt resist

Then the ballerina shit...bruh another timewasting tactic.
she was just trying to entertain me u autist

When Chad orders her, she stays 1 hour extra free of charge and never breaks eye contact.
coping and who cares
 
In my experience hookers that work on holidays are insane and I would stay away from them. Also pro tip, take viagra or cialis before banging a hooker i know you think you don’t need it but trust me it’s a game changer.
 
In my experience hookers that work on holidays are insane and I would stay away from them. Also pro tip, take viagra or cialis before banging a hooker i know you think you don’t need it but trust me it’s a game changer.
where to get that stuff
 

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