It's Over Spent Almost 50 Bucks on a Sex Toy, Tried to Cancel After Post Nut Clarity, Was too late.

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My IQ drops to 80 when I get horny JFC, I literally turn into a subhuman animal and can't make a single logical or rational decision. As some of you may know i'm a poorcel, over 500 Job applications denied, the only way I make money at the moment is by being a fucking merchant reselling shit online. 50 Bucks is a lot of money for me. JFL, I need to be barred from the internet when i'm horny and just fap as quickly as I fucking can before I do anything stupid. I am not even the same person when i'm horny. It's over.
 
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cheaper than a date
 
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BrendioEEE said:
My IQ drops to 80 when I get horny JFC, I literally turn into a subhuman animal and can't make a single logical or rational decision. As some of you may know i'm a poorcel, over 500 Job applications denied, the only way I make money at the moment is by being a fucking merchant reselling shit online. 50 Bucks is a lot of money for me. JFL, I need to be barred from the internet when i'm horny and just fap as quickly as I fucking can before I do anything stupid. I am not even the same person when i'm horny. It's over.
What sex toy?:feelstrash:
 
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just have a wank before any major decision.
mylifeistrash said:
cheaper than a date
i know cucks who wine n' dine foids and still dont get laid.
 
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BrendioEEE said:
My IQ drops to 80 when I get horny JFC, I literally turn into a subhuman animal and can't make a single logical or rational decision.

Go on no fap now.

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over 500 Job applications denied

It is because of your personality man.
 
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EyesAreSoCold said:
What sex toy?:feelstrash:
lol most likely fleshlight or prostate thing
 
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how are escortcels not real incels?
 
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What sex toy?:feelstrash:
Tried linking it rn, wont let me do it
 
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What kind of sex toy does a guy get wtf?
 
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OverBeforeItBegan said:
how are escortcels not real incels?
Depends on the type. If we're talking about some poor truecel who scrounges up money over the course of several months just to lose his virginity once because that's all he can afford and he's gonna try and make the best out of it, okay fine that guy I could probably count as an Incel.

If we're talking about some of the larpers on here, some of which have been banned or left luckily, talking about shit like, "how do you do fellow Incels I just had sex for the 20th time this month, oh yeah fucking PRIME JB's, yeah just fucking nut in their mouth and they SWALLOWED MY CUM, haha truecel amirite fellow Incels?"

No, these guys are larpers, some of which aren't even paying for sex and are merely pretending to be Incel to brag about having sex. Some of which have no interest in escaping Inceldom, sometimes because they aren't even one. Some of which can provably use many methods to find a relationship with a real woman but refuse to do so because of their sex addiction and hedonistic lifestyle.
EyesAreSoCold said:
What sex toy?:feelstrash:
Total Imbecile said:
What kind of sex toy does a guy get wtf?
 
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God the feeling of post nut clarity

Being horny makes us all brainlets fr
 
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BrendioEEE said:
Depends on the type. If we're talking about some poor truecel who scrounges up money over the course of several months just to lose his virginity once because that's all he can afford and he's gonna try and make the best out of it, okay fine that guy I could probably count as an Incel.

If we're talking about some of the larpers on here, some of which have been banned or left luckily, talking about shit like, "how do you do fellow Incels I just had sex for the 20th time this month, oh yeah fucking PRIME JB's, yeah just fucking nut in their mouth and they SWALLOWED MY CUM, haha truecel amirite fellow Incels?"

No, these guys are larpers, some of which aren't even paying for sex and are merely pretending to be Incel to brag about having sex. Some of which have no interest in escaping Inceldom, sometimes because they aren't even one. Some of which can provably use many methods to find a relationship with a real woman but refuse to do so because of their sex addiction and hedonistic lifestyle.



Never really thought about it that way. Guess i'm going to have to keep a closer look on some of the escortcels here now :worryfeels:
 
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BrendioEEE said:
My IQ drops to 80 when I get horny JFC, I literally turn into a subhuman animal and can't make a single logical or rational decision. As some of you may know i'm a poorcel, over 500 Job applications denied, the only way I make money at the moment is by being a fucking merchant reselling shit online. 50 Bucks is a lot of money for me. JFL, I need to be barred from the internet when i'm horny and just fap as quickly as I fucking can before I do anything stupid. I am not even the same person when i'm horny. It's over.
Should of saved up the money for your fictional virgin JFL.

 
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Was it a onahole?
Edit: NVM looks like you are getting tits and ass too. It's a good deal for $50 tbh.
 
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OverBeforeItBegan said:
how are escortcels not real incels?
Escortcels are real incels, what are you talking about?
 
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Lmao these thread titles are hilarious, first the one about other men's dicks in your girl's mouth, now this :feelskek:
 
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PPEcel said:
Escortcels are real incels, what are you talking about?
true. most of the clients of escorts are incels
 
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BrendioEEE said:
Depends on the type. If we're talking about some poor truecel who scrounges up money over the course of several months just to lose his virginity once because that's all he can afford and he's gonna try and make the best out of it, okay fine that guy I could probably count as an Incel.

If we're talking about some of the larpers on here, some of which have been banned or left luckily, talking about shit like, "how do you do fellow Incels I just had sex for the 20th time this month, oh yeah fucking PRIME JB's, yeah just fucking nut in their mouth and they SWALLOWED MY CUM, haha truecel amirite fellow Incels?"

No, these guys are larpers, some of which aren't even paying for sex and are merely pretending to be Incel to brag about having sex. Some of which have no interest in escaping Inceldom, sometimes because they aren't even one. Some of which can provably use many methods to find a relationship with a real woman but refuse to do so because of their sex addiction and hedonistic lifestyle.


Absolute state of Incels
 
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ovrload said:
true. most of the clients of escorts are incels

There are three types of guys who visit escorts. Only type 1 is allowed here.

1. Incels. If you're visiting an escort and that's the only, only way you can get laid, you're an escortcel.

2. Degenerates and normies. Say you're a normie guy who could get laid every now and then without paying for it, but you have a really specific fetish and it's hard to find someone who will agree to it. Or you want to fuck someone way above your looksmatch. So you pay for it.

3. Boomers. They're having a midlife crisis. Their wives are old and fat and ugly. They used to be normie or even Chad but now they're not. So they pay young 20-somethings for sex. Many of them end up divorceraped and financially fucked in court when they get caught.
 
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mylifeistrash said:
cheaper than a date
this,imagine spending this much multiple times per week just to get ghosted later
 
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BrendioEEE said:
"how do you do fellow Incels I just had sex for the 20th time this month, oh yeah fucking PRIME JB's, yeah just fucking nut in their mouth and they SWALLOWED MY CUM, haha truecel amirite fellow Incels?"

1. Never even seen such a post by any escortcel ever, so maybe they did get banned, but it just sounds like you are propping up a convenient strawman

2. You can't get a job, yet you you'd still spend money on a sell toy?

Ever think you are just too low IQ for them to bother hiring you, and they can tell from your interviews. You claimed you dropped out of university, you've never once sounded smart enough to even get into university, your entire profile just feels like a larp, you even said you'd be able to get laid more easily in L.A. if you were ethnic, how can you expect anyone not to see you as a troll with these kinds of threads and posts?

Nothing you say adds up, you supposedly went on hundreds of interviews and could never land a single job, and you actually blame the fact that you are white as to why you were never hired :feelskek:
 
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BlkPillPres said:
1. Never even seen such a post by any escortcel ever, so maybe they did get banned, but it just sounds like you are propping up a convenient strawman

2. You can't get a job, yet you you'd still spend money on a sell toy?

Ever think you are just too low IQ for them to bother hiring you, and they can tell from your interviews. You claimed you dropped out of university, you've never once sounded smart enough to even get into university, your entire profile just feels like a larp, you even said you'd be able to get laid more easily in L.A. if you were ethnic, how can you expect anyone not to see you as a troll with these kinds of threads and posts?

Nothing you say adds up, you supposedly went on hundreds of interviews and could never land a single job, and you actually blame the fact that you are white as to why you were never hired :feelskek:

I can get him a job in 30 minutes but he wouldn’t leave LA.
 
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Lonelycel said:
Lmao these thread titles are hilarious, first the one about other men's dicks in your girl's mouth, now this :feelskek:
I will never stop making based threads
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Absolute state of Incels
Tbh
BlkPillPres said:
1. Never even seen such a post by any escortcel ever, so maybe they did get banned, but it just sounds like you are propping up a convenient strawman
It was worse on some Incel Discords that had people who used this site aswell, not the official one tho I think, that has different issues, but some did get banned/leave.
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2. You can't get a job, yet you you'd still spend money on a sell toy?
Well as I said I tried to cancel it after I got post nut clarity, but sadly it was too late, we can examine biologically speaking that certain things such as hunger/sexual lust/etc can influence even some of the most high IQ people to make irrational decisions. But hey I guess it's not all bad, it'll prob last longer than a roastie.
BlkPillPres said:
Ever think you are just too low IQ for them to bother hiring you and they can tell from your interviews.
Not when lower IQ ethnics get hired over me
BlkPillPres said:
You claimed you dropped out of university, you've never once sounded smart enough to even get into university, your entire profile just feels like a larp
I got kicked out, big difference, but the rest of this is just cope, I have went over this on here and other places several times already.
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you even said you'd be able to get laid more easily in L.A. if you were ethnic,
Objectively true depending on the kind of ethnic and where I was in L.A. If I was a Mexican I wouldn't be Incel, if I was Black I wouldn't be Incel, if I was Muslim/Arab/Saudi I wouldn't be Incel, if I was Vietnamese/Filipino and lived in one of their close nit communities here which most on average do, I wouldn't be Incel.

Asians suffer as much if not more than whites when they don't live together with other Asians but luckily that kind of Asian makes up the minority here. Well, lucky for them, not lucky for me.
BlkPillPres said:
how can you expect anyone not to see you as a troll with these kinds of threads and posts?
By having an IQ over 100
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Nothing you say adds up, you supposedly went on hundreds of interviews and could never land a single job, and you actually blame the fact that you are white as to why you were never hired :feelskek:
Objectively true, just because you're not white with no connections, or a white person with no connections might succeed where YOU specifically live, doesn't mean a thing. Not every location is the same culturally, economically, etc. Never will be.
 
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mylifeistrash said:
cheaper than a date
Those 50 dollars will get you more mileage than if you spent them on a date or a hooker.
 
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Sans said:
Those 50 dollars will get you more mileage than if you spent them on a date or a hooker.

I read reviews saying pocket pussies feel much better than the real thing.

What are the chances someone is gonna find a girl to let them bareback her and she isn't disgusting? Even for a chad, that's a good fucking deal.
 
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Twinkcel said:
I can get him a job in 30 minutes but he wouldn’t leave LA.
I only have around 300-500 bucks saved up from saving up money, and I typically never spend it on anything for myself that isn't a necessity. I would leave L.A in a heartbeat if I had the money to do so, so unless 300-500 dollars is enough atm for me to leave, get a job elsewhere, have a place to stay, I doubt it. I have done the math for various scenarios and i'd need around $2-5k
 
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You learn the hard way when you're young with your sex drive. Once you get older, everyday is post nut clarity.
 
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BrendioEEE said:
My IQ drops to 80 when I get horny JFC, I literally turn into a subhuman animal and can't make a single logical or rational decision. As some of you may know i'm a poorcel, over 500 Job applications denied, the only way I make money at the moment is by being a fucking merchant reselling shit online. 50 Bucks is a lot of money for me. JFL, I need to be barred from the internet when i'm horny and just fap as quickly as I fucking can before I do anything stupid. I am not even the same person when i'm horny. It's over.
It´s like being in a Beta State.
You loose all reasoning, the moment you start thinking with the small brain between your legs.
It happens.
 
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HonklerTheConqueror said:
You learn the hard way when you're young with your sex drive. Once you get older, everyday is post nut clarity.
As much as it causes problems and normally i'm able to work around it, i'd rather not lose my sex drive, even if i'm an Incel. I feel like that keeps me human, without it i'd be a robot, very emotionless.
DarkMTS_57 said:
It´s like being in a Beta State.
You loose all reasoning, the moment you start thinking with the small brain between your legs.
It happens.
Yeah it's pretty brutal. It's why if I even feel a little tingle I just try and BUST IT as soon as I fucking can so I can think rationally as soon as possible. If I went on NoFap i'd be in debt and wouldn't be able to get anything done.
 
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BrendioEEE said:
I will never stop making based threads

You

Tbh

It was worse on some Incel Discords that had people who used this site aswell, not the official one tho I think, that has different issues, but some did get banned/leave.

Well as I said I tried to cancel it after I got post nut clarity, but sadly it was too late, we can examine biologically speaking that certain things such as hunger/sexual lust/etc can influence even some of the most high IQ people to make irrational decisions. But hey I guess it's not all bad, it'll prob last longer than a roastie.

Not when lower IQ ethnics get hired over me

I got kicked out, big difference, but the rest of this is just cope, I have went over this on here and other places several times already.

Objectively true depending on the kind of ethnic and where I was in L.A. If I was a Mexican I wouldn't be Incel, if I was Black I wouldn't be Incel, if I was Muslim/Arab/Saudi I wouldn't be Incel, if I was Vietnamese/Filipino and lived in one of their close nit communities here which most on average do, I wouldn't be Incel.

Asians suffer as much if not more than whites when they don't live together with other Asians but luckily that kind of Asian makes up the minority here. Well, lucky for them, not lucky for me.

By having an IQ over 100

Objectively true, just because you're not white with no connections, or a white person with no connections might succeed where YOU specifically live, doesn't mean a thing. Not every location is the same culturally, economically, etc. Never will be.
Tfw when a manlet fatty thinks he can land a virgin after getting rejected from 100s of job interviews. At least you have a positive mindset. How old are you?
 
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Thanks, you've made me feel better about spending a lot of my recent paycheck. It's over for 300 in the bank cels
 
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If you get 50 nuts out of it before it rips, that’s $1 a nut. I’m gentle with mine, probably can easily get 100 nuts, so that’s $0.50 a nut.

I have no idea what real pussy feels like, but fleshlight is better than your hand.
 
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I'm pretty sure sex toys are like underwear. There's a strict no return policy when they've been 'used'. Nobody wants to buy you're smelly drawers after you've worn them.