Sometimes I wish I could meet all school shooters for a game of soccer

[iblamemyself]

I don't know. Maybe I am a good person or I fall victim to some kind of popularity halo. But when I look at interviews and scripts from all the shooters (Columbine, Cho, ER, Randy Stair, Cruz) I find something likeable about them. Not even in an unironic way. I wish I could meet all of them in the park so that we could have a nice game of soccer (or something like that. They would probably prefer paintball lol). Would be one kickass group. Could imagine lots of insider jokes and funny experiences.

Who of you would join?

 

[nausea]

soccer, and then spree

 

[SupremeG]

How about just go on a spree GTA style with nice cars.

 

[Deleted member 1627]

I don't know how to play soccer but I would do it if I could meet with ER

 

[Indari]

eric and dylan seem cool. the rest are too autistic

 

[ProudIncelistani]

Hells yea!

 

[ProudIncelistani]

the rest are too autistic

That would have been an insult but yea some of them were mentalcels from all the bullying recieved.

 

[iblamemyself]

eric and dylan seem cool. the rest are too autistic
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Well every group needs a donkey kek. I know who has to be goalkeeper. Randy, because he would always miss his shots.

 

[TG-25]

We can play football with normie skulls (that we acquire legally from a museum of course)

 

[Kointo1]

Truecels stay far far away from sports if they know what's best for them.

 

[iblamemyself]

Truecels stay far far away from sports if they know what's best for them.

The Columbine shooters were good at sports but stopped playing in high school. I can imagine Cho could do well. His killing spree was fantastic so he must have good physical capabilities. Cruz and Minassian at least look like they could be jocks.

 

[Deleted member 776]

It would be interesting to meet some of them. I could write one hell of a book or make large ad-sense shekels making a YouTube documentary.

 

[MogekoLord]

cant do sports
so spree

 

[Deleted member 6018]

I’d probably break my neck if I tried playing sports lmao. Worth it.

 

[Weirdcel]

Don't feel worthy of being in their presence.

 

[Sadist]

eric and dylan seem cool. the rest are too autistic
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they had so much aesthetic, I fuck with them the most too

 

[Ecstasy]

Anyone knows if Breivik is a virgin?

 

[Tension]

Probably wouldn't play soccer, but I'd love to meet some of them. Even if we did all group up for a kick of the soccerball, I don't think Adam Lanza or Cho Seung Hui would fair too well trying to cope with the extreme anxiety of being in the outdoors getting to them.

 

[iblamemyself]

Probably wouldn't play soccer, but I'd love to meet some of them. Even if we did all group up for a kick of the soccerball, I don't think Adam Lanza or Cho Seung Hui would fair too well trying to cope with the extreme anxiety of being in the outdoors getting to them.

Wouldn't worry about Cho but yeah. We should probably not invite Lanza kek. I wouldn't trust him with anything.

 

[Tension]

Wouldn't worry about Cho but yeah. We should probably not invite Lanza kek. I wouldn't trust him with anything.

He could spectate, but, he'd probably watch us all with wide eyes.

 

[iblamemyself]

He could spectate, but, he'd probably watch us all with wide eyes.

God damn. Would give him sunglasses.