Someone broke into your house, the thing closest to your left hand is your weapon. What is it?

[bowiesplatter]

asking for a friend to help him prepare (we're black)

jk

 

[CRASH THE CUCK]

a shitty wooden chair

 

[Lifeless]

 

[Hoodpreet]

A speaker remote

 

[superpsycho]

an old empty water bottle

my desk is a fucking mess

 

[bowiesplatter]

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amazing

 

[wasted12years]

A wakizashi.

 

[bowiesplatter]

A wakizashi.

mogs me if true

 

[Chud Norris72]

a glass mug.

 

[bowiesplatter]

a glass mug.

that works ig

 

[fatecel]

my belt

 

[Violet loner]

Phone

 

[Mr Black]

A pillow, it’s over for me

 

[underballer]

Nothing lol wish I had a glock or shotgun though

 

[Grodd]

Coke bottle

 

[psyop]

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Doxxed yourself with that hair follicle. My shooters are en route

 

[Lifeless]

Doxxed yourself with that hair follicle. My shooters are en route

 

[Emba]

Piss bottles

 

[unhingedsamsung]

asking for a friend to help him prepare (we're black)

jk

Nothing

 

[lnceI]

My smartphone

 

[bowiesplatter]

Piss bottles

based

 

[VeryNiceGuy]

A glock

 

[KenTheRetailKoala]

A computer charger, can stab the trespasser's eyes with the plug prong, if I had the strength.

 

[bowiesplatter]

A computer charger, can stab the trespasser's eyes with the plug prong, if I had the strength.

or you can use it as a flail

 

[Emba]

A gook

 

[bowiesplatter]

dass wacist mangg

 

[blackpillednigga]

Blanket

 

[PolnischeKartoffel]

I carry knife in right pocket
But left hand
I have a drawer with a palette of tools

 

[Divineone]

Tactical nuke