LifeFuel some "sexist jokes" to cheer us up from suffering from extreme inceldom

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.

When can women make you a millionaire? When you're a billionaire.

How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

 

[UltraFayJr.]

This doesn't make me feel any better.

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

This doesn't make me feel any better.

damn its over then

 

[SubhumanMonster]

What do you call the useless skin around a vagina? A woman.

 

[FrothySolutions]

These brought me back to the days when you could subscribe for daily jokes and trivia and whatnot sent to your e-mail. Oh yeah. That was the height of the Internet. Now it's Twitter and so on.

 

[Deleted member 10124]

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.

When can women make you a millionaire? When you're a billionaire.

How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

thanks Op.

 

[AsiaCel]

My favorite from a MGTOW Reddit thread

It's a thread about women hitting the wall and Ferraris

"Even Ferraris don't look too great when they hit the wall at 30."

 

[Newbite]

Women are gay

 

[Felix97]

Made me feel worse tbh

 

[BiggieTall]

 

[Deleted member 1617]

What do you call the useless skin around a vagina? A woman.

now THIS is EPIC!

 

[SlayerSlayer]

If a bitch wanted to take her cunt somewhere as frivolous, wasteful, and nationalistically spectacle inducing as it is frigid-- she'd take her cunt to the Winter Olympics. Like how all good things come in threes, she can sample winning cock like the story of Goldicunt and the Three Chads:

When she takes her cunt to the Bronze CHAD- it's too brown and short on the podium.
When she takes her cunt to the Silver CHAD- it's too pale and still too short.
When she takes her cunt to the Gold CHAD- it's just right!

It's huge and it glows TEEHEE!


What are three things a cunt does better at than taking dick? Pissing, stinking, and bleeding.

 

[Mickeyonacid]

When can women make you a millionaire? When you're a billionaire.

This was funny ngl

 

[ropecel_is_cope]

Women are gay

Adequate IQ