JFL So in yet another time in which the universe decides to crap on me.....

[Hellothere]

So I'm at home, watching tv, roommate comes in, and has his "friend"/gf, yeah. Wow. I hope I don't have to go through a night of hearing them have sex.

You'd think I'd be used to this by now by having it already happened a few times, but it's still that awkward feeling. I'd go out, but all that's open are bars and I don't drink. Hmm, maybe by me being here it will be an accidental cockblock.

 

[Spite]

Having normie roommates is cucked

 

[Hellothere]

Having normie roommates is cucked

Perhaps. But according to the landlady, they like me.

 

[Mickeyonacid]

Perhaps. But according to the landlady, they like me.

They probably think you're fun to laugh at

 

[Hellothere]

They probably think you're fun to laugh at

Idk, there was an incident this year in which I uh, overflowed a toilet, my fault, and like I was on no sleep from panic, this leaked out into the floor below which I do feel bad about. Anyways, I overheard the 2 of them talking that I was going to get cleaned out after the spring, one said 2 people, meaning them, sounds like my ideal living situation. So I was mad fucking paranoid about this along time. But, all it was for nothing cause I get to stay.
YYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP. They're fucking. Wow. This was supposed to by week off away from shit that gets me stressed. now it's happening right a few rooms down from me. I guess it's my own damn fault for being home during it. But hey, you can't really plan for this shit.

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

femoids are disgusting, sex fuelled hypergamous whores

 

[VirginWithStache]

When they're fucking, expose your ass through their door and fart loudly.