smallest dick on the forum

[AutisticCopecel]

fucking hell i have the smallest dick on the entire universe on top of that i have erectile dysfunction from (((medication))) i cant get it up without porn and when i do get it up after minutes of stroking it like a mad man its 3-4 inches 4 is the max in my good days fuck this shit dont take jew pills

 

[GoonCel]

sad

 

[acnescarcel]

its 0ver if ur sub 9 inches

 

[Twinkcel]

I’m 4.5 pencil dick and I don’t care. There is nothing you can do about it

 

[Damo the incel]

@outherebrothers

 

[Supreme being]

i'd transfer 2 inches from my dick to height any day

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

i'd transfer 2 inches from my dick to height any day

>having a 1 inch penis so you can be 5'3"

 

[Smallondick]

its 0ver if ur sub 9 inches

 

[Insomniac]

its 0ver if ur sub 9 inches

sub 9 inches = micropenis in 2019

 

[Michael15651]

Never even began tbh

 

[Septembercel]

I also have a small and ugly penis.

 

[MentalcelSocialcel]

sub 9 inches = micropenis in 2019

I have 6 inch but that isnt enough for holes

 

[SchrodingersDick]

@outherebrothers has a confirmed ~1 inch dick

i'd transfer 2 inches from my dick to height any day

How tall are u ?

 

[Noixa]

6.5 inch. I don't understand how uncircumcised people have sex. Fucking hate the feeling of the foreskin not covering the hole dick

 

[FinnCel]

If asian girls think you have a small dick, then you have a small dick

 

[ManletHalfCurry]

@outherebrothers has a legit 1 inch penis.

My own is only 4.5 inches

 

[Supreme being]

@outherebrothers has a confirmed ~1 inch dick


How tall are u ?

5'8

 

[Insomniac]

I have 6 inch but that isnt enough for holes

shrimp dick to them boyo

 

[SchrodingersDick]

5'8

2” lifts and you’re human. It would’ve been over if you were an inch shorter

 

[acnescarcel]

sub 9 inches = micropenis in 2019

9-24 inches=acceptable. 6-8=micro. anything below 6inches=vagina. 25-36inches=big

 

[CopeWithTheRope]

its 0ver if ur sub 9 inches

 

[Supreme being]

2” lifts and you’re human. It would’ve been over if you were an inch shorter

what about wearing 3" lifts? and 4" lifts?

 

[SchrodingersDick]

what about wearing 3" lifts? and 4" lifts?

U can’t walk in those

 

[acnescarcel]

what about wearing 3" lifts? and 4" lifts?

just buy stilts v0lcel

 

[Supreme being]

U can’t walk in those

why the fuck not. we can just get used to them

 

[Chaddington]

I'm rockin a 5 incher but my schlong is slightly thicker than average

 

[SchrodingersDick]

why the fuck not. we can just get used to them

The whole geometry of your gait is gonna be fucked up. Your heel is gonna be 4” off the ground.. your shoe is gonna hit the ground, then your heel is gonna have to pivot a few inches forward to make a step.. you’d have to walk flat footed and that would just look ridiculous

 

[mybodyisrotting]

6.5 inch. I don't understand how uncircumcised people have sex. Fucking hate the feeling of the foreskin not covering the hole dick

get an onahole fam

 

[Noixa]

get an onahole fam

Feels disgusting

 

[superighteous]

My medication gives me nasty side affects too. I can’t even climax, so I either never finish or just don’t jack off at all anymore.

 

[AnimalofPrey]

Just use your tongue and fingers like a eunuch bro

 

[nice_try]

i cant get it up without porn

Isn't that normal?

 

[Gabe]

Just use your tongue and fingers like a eunuch bro

"Just lick Chads cum out of her loose flappy roast, girls don't cum from penetration anyway. check out this pussy eating tutorial I found on reddit"

 

[Deleted member 15752]

i aint long bro

 

[AutisticCopecel]

Isn't that normal?

in a hypothetical universe that im about to get my dick sucked will i have porn there?

 

[Haywire]

go to north korea bro and pound that use to 4 inch dick pussy there!

 

[Deleted member 16608]

You can always jelq until your penis snaps and gets nerve damage. Also shave your pubes and lose weight, it'll make ur dick look h00ge. There's also a variety of pumps, stretchers, and other wonderful devices to lengthen and mutilate your penis. It's not over just yet.

 

[narcissist]

4 inches counts as a functional penis so you can still get a bitch pregnant with it. There are 100% people on here with a smaller penis than you.

@outherebrothers

 

[AsiaCel]

OP are you a fatcel?

 

[AutisticCopecel]

OP are you a fatcel?

im not fat but not skinny either just a little overweight

 

[michaelcerasheadgirth]

says he has a small dick but doesn't give stats

 

[Cuyen]

Pics or LARP tbh.

 

[IncelKing]

3 inch micropenis. FML

 

[EthnicelNL]

STOP COPING ALL pls

Dicksize is often the final nail in the coffin, but it doesnt matter if foids already get disgusted by the mere sight of you.

Besides, even guys with penis 5-6-7 inch is seen as "small" compared to the megadildos and mega Tyrone cocks some of modern day western whore foids are used to.

ITS NOT OVER. IT NEVER BEGAN.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

I once had a vivid nightmare where I had a an elephant sized penis. It was ridiculous, it was so large I had to swear samurai pants, as it drooped over the cuffs, and dragged on the floor as I walked shamefully across the zoo to buy an ICEE. Then I woke up, looked down at my tiny thing, and slept blissfully back to that nightmare.

 

[tanfeo]

Small dick is not important. I've got a 20 cm. dick but no girl will ride it because I'm to ugly.
So dicklet is really a non issue for incels.

 

[omnilet]

4.1 x 3.5

who beats me? I'm a super dicklet

 

[Smallframecel]

fucking hell i have the smallest dick on the entire universe on top of that i have erectile dysfunction from (((medication))) i cant get it up without porn and when i do get it up after minutes of stroking it like a mad man its 3-4 inches 4 is the max in my good days fuck this shit dont take jew pills

Its the thickness that matters not size

 

[Robtical]

What jew pill are you on and how many milligrams?

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

fucking over

Tbh.