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LifeFuel Shrek is love Shrek is life

Layollyus II

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I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy.. Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
 
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Hilarious. Classic.
 
SoyBooru - Post 6364: cartoon clothes dreamworks ear forest green_skin  large_nose ogre ogre_ears shrek smile soyjak stubble swamp tree  variant:impish_soyak_ears
 
Swedish shrek ^
 
Didn't even read what I wrote, puke fuel tbh
 

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