Should incels get jobs in intelligence agencies like the CIA?

[madcatgamer]

I was thinking about careers I could get that would let me have some level of power over society, and I thought of intelligence. I think going into the NSA or CIA is a good bet if you’re wanting incels to be able to influence society in some way and affect politics. I’d like to hear your guys thoughts on this.

 

[zd60]

Okay fed, we don't want to join you're agency move along now

 

[Animecel2D]

I already work for the FBI

 

[Deleted member 8078]

I already work for the FBI

Same here

 

[Sewer Koala]

I already work for the FBI

You're a human DDoS bot

 

[Trident]

You need to be highly intelligent individual to work for CIA

 

[Xul]

Yea but most of us are retarded and never go outside

 

[Hoor Al-Ayn]

water

half this forum is already working in an intelligence agency, including me

 

[Hoor Al-Ayn]

I was thinking about careers I could get that would let me have some level of power over society, and I thought of intelligence. I think going into the NSA or CIA is a good bet if you’re wanting incels to be able to influence society in some way and affect politics. I’d like to hear your guys thoughts on this.

also wtf is this recruiting strategy jfl, are the feds really looking to hire incels

 

[NocturnalCel]

You need to be highly intelligent individual to work for CIA

You also have to have sociopathic tendencies, but can’t be an actual sociopath.

 

[pointless Existence]

No face for your CIA

 

[PersonalityChad]

I already work for I.N.C.E.L.

 

[Reus]

buddy 80 percent of this forum is just a bunch of federal agents

 

[SupremeFroggy]

We're so alone that making our cover up wouldn't be a big deal. Also, if by chance the enemy sent you a foid spy then you could bang her while still instantly uncovering her.

 

[Ryo_Hazuki]

 

[Glassness]

They do mega background checks for that shit so your already disqualified

 

[Midnight Animal]

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[Rasama]

I think you need to be personally recruited into the CIA. And most of us aren't qualified JFL

The best you do to get to work for the CIA is as an "asset"

 

[over_department]

Okay fed, we don't want to join you're agency move along now

 

[DoomThreeKoala]

When I was younger I wanted to glowmaxx. I don't now.

 

[KetamineCel]

we should be able to hold power but no one would ever let us

 

[NonNTFailure]

why would the cia hire sub5 men

 

[Fluoxymesterone]

why would the cia hire sub5 men

Jfl they have a bunch of sub5 men.

They do mega background checks for that shit so your already disqualified

This

 

[Super Nigger Boy]

They won't let you become one

 

[ForcedMarriageNow]

Incels are unironically treated as a liability and a security risk, we're denied job opportunities for the literal reason that we can't get women to have sex with us. But remember, sex is unimportant even if the official policy of governments and companies around the world is that desperate men will gladly risk our jobs and betray our countries just for a crumb of pussy.

 

[ForcedMarriageNow]

We're so alone that making our cover up wouldn't be a big deal. Also, if by chance the enemy sent you a foid spy then you could bang her while still instantly uncovering her.

What the glowniggers don't realize is that incels are actually invulnerable to sexual espionage, no matter what carrot or stick the enemy agents offered nothing will overcome the visceral disgust they have or sex with a sub five man.

 

[curryboy420]

Oh yeah I'm sure they'll just give me a job. Shit let me apply right now. I have 0 qualification or work experience and smoke drugs every day and will never stop until I'm a billionaire. But I'm sure they want me to work their Jew asses.

 

[The Scarlet Prince]

Yes officer.