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Should I do this tomorrow?

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FACEandLMS said:
If you had normal inhibition levels, and came onto her like A YEAR AGO, your chances would probably be better than now.

But methinks you will fuck this up even if you did get a date with her because of your inhibition levels.

TBH.

I might be ok if I could alcoholmaxx, but that isn't an option in this scenario. Is there any good way to do this through text?
I appreciate it man. Pls be here next week

Grotesque said:
Get her alone and be physical. Warning that there's a 99.9% probability that will go terribly.
You can't wait a year. You can't wait a month. For a female to wait this long for someone, you need to be Chad territory, and you're not.
I can't sugarcoat it, prepare for pain.

no doubt. What's the longest you would wait?

Sub8Hate said:
Does she smoke weed? Cigarettes? Either can also be used to your advantage.
Yeah, it's tough, but that's the game. Them are the breaks, kid.
Please don't tell her in a message or over the phone, it never works. I have never once hooked up in that way. You watch the office? Remember the part where Jim leaves that lady a message asking her out and Kelly turned around saying "you just asked a girl out on the phone?!" It just doesn't work.

Any tips on how to escalate physically?
 
fukmylyf said:
TBH.

I might be ok if I could alcoholmaxx, but that isn't an option in this scenario. Is there any good way to do this through text?
I appreciate it man. Pls be here next week


no doubt. What's the longest you would wait?


Any tips on how to escalate physically?

At the very least I go for the good night kiss. I'll get out of the car with her and look her in the eyes, tell her I had a wonderful time and go for the kiss. This only works if you both know you're on a date, don't do this with your friend. 

If we end up at her place, I'll sit on the couch with her and just put my arm around her and pull her in. If you're nervous, do the whole pretending to stretch thing then put your arm around her, it'll probably get you a laugh. Then, cuddle with her for a little bit. Then, I tell her she looks really cute and give her little kisses either on the top of her head or the back of the neck. The cheek is good, too. If she's feeling it, then I put my fingers on her chin and move her head towards mine for the kiss. You could also say something like "damn girl look how cute you made yourself up tonight," and then start pinching her a little on her hip playfully so she squirms around a bit and saying "soooo cute tonight look at you..." You basically have to know how to play fight to mess with them a little. I usually mess with them a little before I start kissing her. I'll do a similar thing by the water, but I just sit side by side with her and put one arm around her, giving her a couple quick cheek kisses while saying that cute shit. Don't hang on to her, tease her for being cute, playfight a little by poking her stomach or grabbing her hip or side, just be playful. If she's all laughing and smiling, then go for the mouth kiss. 
If it's obvious from the get go that she likes me I'll plant a mouth kiss right away with the compliment. I play the flirty cutesy game.
 
Get ready to burn some high octane SuicideFuel. I'm not even talking to femoids who look decent until I looksmax because I'm ugly as fuck. Even if I flirt with femoids after I looksmax, I'll just be using them as practice for when female companion robots come out.
 
Sub8Hate said:
At the very least I go for the good night kiss. I'll get out of the car with her and look her in the eyes, tell her I had a wonderful time and go for the kiss. This only works if you both know you're on a date, don't do this with your friend. 

If we end up at her place, I'll sit on the couch with her and just put my arm around her and pull her in. If you're nervous, do the whole pretending to stretch thing then put your arm around her, it'll probably get you a laugh. Then, cuddle with her for a little bit. Then, I tell her she looks really cute and give her little kisses either on the top of her head or the back of the neck. The cheek is good, too. If she's feeling it, then I put my fingers on her chin and move her head towards mine for the kiss. You could also say something like "damn girl look how cute you made yourself up tonight," and then start pinching her a little on her hip playfully so she squirms around a bit and saying "soooo cute tonight look at you..." You basically have to know how to play fight to mess with them a little. I usually mess with them a little before I start kissing her. I'll do a similar thing by the water, but I just sit side by side with her and put one arm around her, giving her a couple quick cheek kisses while saying that cute shit. Don't hang on to her, tease her for being cute, playfight a little by poking her stomach or grabbing her hip or side, just be playful. If she's all laughing and smiling, then go for the mouth kiss. 
If it's obvious from the get go that she likes me I'll plant a mouth kiss right away with the compliment. I play the flirty cutesy game.

I threw up 6 times reading that.
 
Sub8Hate said:
Doesn't matter, gets sex.

Does it get YOU sex?

tfw when you have to decide between your advice not being useful or outing yourself as a fakecel lol jk
 
FACEandLMS said:
Does it get YOU sex?

tfw when you have to decide between your advice not being useful or outing yourself as a fakecel lol jk

Yeah, that's why I posted those strategies / examples. Most know I'm a norman, I don't LARP as an incel. 
Writing that was a little gay and embarrassing, but it works for me LOL.
 
She wants you to be her beta orbiter. Giving you false hope.
 
I guess one more chance is worth it.

I think the only way to know for sure is to ask her straight out if she's interested in more than friendship with you. If you're Friend-Zoned, run; don't walk.
 

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