Shaking hands with Stacy At Job Interview

[maynarde]

I'm not OCD or hypochondriac like Howie Mandel.

But I cringe when anyone sticks out their greasy, disgusting, sweaty paw

I had to pretend to smile when she met me at job Expo even if she was hot. Hopefully no vag juice or blood or e coli on her paws

I immediately left to wash off

And how about the dude that tries to clamp your hand like a vise?

 

[Zesto]

> tfw not EA and bowing as a greeting/goodbye

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

What if she was just flicking the bean thinking about her Chad boss, and by touching her hand you just got the closest to her pussy you were ever gonna get?

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Why didnt you just do a fist bump and explain you're a germaphobe?

Also how soft was her skin?

 

[maynarde]

Soft?
More like slimy-Sickly warm, like picking up cat poop with your bare hand

 

[acnescarcel]

should've shook it extremely hard

 

[Deleted member 1042]

Touchcel is volcel

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

Why didnt you just do a fist bump and explain you're a germaphobe?

And flag himself up as neurotic? Bad idea.

 

[maynarde]

And flag himself up as neurotic? Bad idea.

Lol

Yeah, not wise claiming some mental issues and hoping for a sympathy hire

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Soft?
More like slimy-Sickly warm, like picking up cat poop with your bare hand

I guarantee you have some mild form of OCD

 

[janoycresva]

I never shake a womans hand, either I avoid it or if theres no way out of it, I use my finger tips to ever so slightly hold and move her hand.

 

[Newbite]

Disgusting. Should have shot her dead.

 

[Deleted member 12273]

I would grab her hand and put inside my pants

 

[nymph]

now imagine that same hand wrapped around tightly on your pee pee

 

[Deleted member 5861]

>Guests: 87
kek

 

[StaroRavager]

I always sanitize my hands after shaking with anyone

 

[Sgtpinkie]

Disgusting. Should have shot her dead.

Stop reading my mind.

 

[Brahcel]

Shaking hands is so unhygienic, esp since most do not wash their hands or use soap

 

[Blancmange]

Enjoy it while you can, in the future ugly men will only be allowed to stand at a distance and bow, nod or clap. All touching will be abolished

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

what if she jacked off chad and didnt wash her hands?

Lol, she was probably thinking “what if he jacked off and hasn’t washed his hands?”

 

[Asianmanletcel]

Lol, she was probably thinking “what if he jacked off and hasn’t washed his hands?”

hot

 

[MilkingTheEel]

I love making skin contact with stacy

 

[NeiboltStreet]

I'm not OCD or hypochondriac like Howie Mandel.

But I cringe when anyone sticks out their greasy, disgusting, sweaty paw

I had to pretend to smile when she met me at job Expo even if she was hot. Hopefully no vag juice or blood or e coli on her paws

I immediately left to wash off

And how about the dude that tries to clamp your hand like a vise?

I'd pay her to get some vag juice on my hands

 

[shotaconcel]

Couldn't handle that kind of intimate moment with stacy, rage mixed with sexual desire means I would've fucked her then and there

 

[Existentialcel]

What if she was just flicking the bean thinking about her Chad boss, and by touching her hand you just got the closest to her pussy you were ever gonna get?