@Sexhavers,

[BPmonk]

I hope you stub your toe tomorrow morning.

I hope you slip and fall in the shower.

I hope your dog runs away.

I hope you find out you were adopted.

I hope your controller dies right before you’re about to get first place in Mario Kart.

I hope you get stuck sitting next to an obnoxious, yapping cunt with bad breath the next time you’re on an airplane.

I hope you someday get trapped in an elevator while having diarrhea.

I hope every single one of your friends and family members forgets your birthday.

I hope sleep paralysis becomes a regular part of your morning.

I hope your tires give out in the pouring rain.

I hope when you back out of your driveway you accidentally run over a baby rabbit to which several of your neighbors lay witness.

I hope you have your period in the middle of a presentation on a day you forgot to wear your pad while wearing white pants. (HAHA YOU FUCKING BITCH!)

I hope you get into one of those fits of uncontrollable laughter at a funeral.

I hope your card gets declined at the grocery store with a dozen people waiting behind you.

I hope you forget where you put your house keys when it’s below freezing outside.

I hope mice start loving in your walls.

I hope your pillow stays permanently warm so you can’t do that thing where you turn it to the cooler side when the temperature gets uncomfortable.

I hope your alarm fails to go off on the morning of the first day of your dream job.

I hope there’s a cockroach in your breakfast tomorrow morning.

I hope your crush waves toward you one day but it turns out they were actually waving to the person behind you.

I hope a car drive by you fast enough over a puddle one day to splash water on clothes you’re wearing out for the first time.

I hope the next time you mow your lawn your mower runs of gas mid-cut while you have no replacement gas readily available.

I hope someone finesses that parking spot you had your eye on.

I hope if you ever buy a lottery ticket, every single digit for the winning number sequence is correct.





Except for the last digit.

 

[JKlancecaster069]

I hope all sexhavers get STDs

 

[Animecel2D]

based

 

[oldNgreycel]

I hope you someday get trapped in an elevator while having diarrhea.

This one was so oddly specific that it caught me off guard and I spat out my iced tea laughing

 

[BPmonk]

This one was so oddly specific that it caught me off guard and I spat out my iced tea laughing

 

[BPmonk]

I hope all sexhavers get STDs

Most importantly of all

 

[skyrim]

@sexhaver thoughts?

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

Sexhavers deserve the absolute worst for having what I can't.

 

[SubhumanGamer]

based sexhavers should be burnt at the stake like the witches of Salem

 

[B33troot]

Sexhavers can compensate for their problems by.... having sex.

But us inkwells need to struggle with our problems every day of our lives.

 

[Levi Shekelstein]

based

 

[Grodd]

I hope all sexhavers get STDs

 

[NiggerAnnihilator]

based

 

[Animecel2D]

@sexhaver thoughts?

kill

 

[Based NaziCel]

IT bait

 

[BPmonk]

IT bait

The things listed are pretty tame, tbh

 

[ethniccel2025]

Does this apply to “escortcels” who still call themselves incels?

 

[BPJ]

lmfao

 

[Sir Silentium]

I hope all sexhavers get STDs

I hope everyone who does this before marriage gets some sort of disease.

 

[Albertopenheimer]

Most importantly of all

whats STD

 

[VλREN]

true

 

[kay']

dnr

 

[umsure]

Does this apply to “escortcels” who still call themselves incels?

escortcelling is basically impossible in 2025, at least in the USA

 

[Fortress Resolution]

This one was so oddly specific that it caught me off guard and I spat out my iced tea laughing

 

[Urlaubsinsel]

I hope your controller dies right before you’re about to get first place in Mario Kart.

They are so busy having sex that they don't need Mario Kart.

 

[Urlaubsinsel]

I hope your alarm fails to go off on the morning of the first day of your dream job.

There is no such thing. Work is slavery.
No pussy, no work.

I hope your card gets declined at the grocery store with a dozen people waiting behind you.

Cash is king. The NWO elites want to get rid of it.

I hope if you ever buy a lottery ticket, every single digit for the winning number sequence is correct.

They already have their biological needs fulfilled. They don't need 10 million to be liked by the opposite gender.

I hope every single one of your friends and family members forgets your birthday.

Wouldn't mind that. "Birthday" = one year closer to rollator and dry vagina (for women) and erectile dysfunction (for men).

 

[samsara]

based

 

[chalk son]

I hope mice start loving in your walls.

 

[PolnischeKartoffel]

based

And

I hope all sexhavers get STDs

 

[Multicell]

I hope you someday get trapped in an elevator while having diarrhea.

 

[Numetalist]

Does this apply to “escortcels” who still call themselves incels?

Escortcels aren't incels?