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Sex with an 8/10 for one month or increased masturbation power for life

Inceldo

Inceldo

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Which one would you rather have

The increased masturbation power lets you: cum 2-3 times in one go, 100% increase in pleasure when you bust, dick never gets sore from jacking off, semen that comes out tastes like candy so you can eat it.

You get this for life


Or unlimited fucking with an attractive roastie for one month doing whatever you like
 
I'd like to take the foid, but wouldn't that just make me feel worse once I can't have her anymore?
 
"Increased masturbation power"

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8/10 one month. I'd take one day too. Fuck jerking off.
 
I’ll take the increased masturbation power. Call me volcel all you want but what’s the point if she doesn’t like you and you’ll never see her again after a month?
 
8/10 is going to complain and be mean as fuck unless you have chad looks
 
Masturbation power for life.The foid will leave after a month and I'll be left with nothing but my avarage to abovarage nut.The wise man doesn't buy things for instant satisfaction,he invests.
 
One ejaculation contains the same amount of proteins, vitamins, minerals, and amino acids as eight ounces of steak, ten eggs, six oranges, and two lemons.
How is eating your own cum gay?
 
Sorry femthots but I desire the true power
 
loled @ first option thx
 
I’d pick masturbation, if I want to fuck a foid that hates me I’ll rent a escort. 1 month of pleasure vs a life of pleasure, give me the jerk off powers ngl.
 
Are you kidding, if you had that ability you could market it and get rich
 
first option and it isn't even close.
 
Neither of these options are good tbh.
 
8/10 any day.
 
Masturbation power for life bro. Ill just feel depressed after she leaves.
 
8/10 of course I think it is not even a question :feelshaha::feelshaha:
 

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