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Blackpill Sex Tourism - Incel Abroad

when you book the flight you'll get an email with a login, you go to the airlines website and login

Does one NOT book/buy the flight from the airline's website?

I am not getting alerts for some reason from this thread.
 
Does one NOT book/buy the flight from the airline's website?

up to you man, use a 3rd party which is sometimes cheaper or book direct, kayak is what i used to compare prices don't use it now tho because all the prices are not the real prices since you can't even travel to thailand right now so the price algorithms are fucked.
 
It wasn't nothing special... i'll type up a report about it since I got crazy drunk that night since I got all nervous again for some reason...

I was leaving my hotel and it was around 8pm so I wanderd around and went to LK Metro where there's a good chunk of gogo bars close by, went inside one called KINK.

Here's a video from Pattaya Slyman of inside KINK



I sat down ordered a whiskey and soda and chilled, girl came down off stage basically naked sat on my lap and said "HEY YOU SHY, LET'S GET DRUNK" i.e she wanted lots of ladydrinks but w/e I was in the mood so we sat there for 3-4 hours of her grinding on my drinking and drinking and then i sort of started swaying and she walked me to the toilet so I could piss because i couldn't walk straight, sat down and she put my hand on her pussy and said "barfine?" i said i was drunk and just in the mood to drink and she grabbed my head and shoved them in her tits and said "you no like me?" so we kept drinking and in the end i barfined her, she got changed came back and we got some food and chilled in the restaurant for maybe 1-2 hours and drank some more and went back to the hotel and she got naked and hopped in bed and i remember because she laughed at me i sat on the sofa for some reason and nearly fell asleep and she jumped out grabbed me and told me to get in bed and she leaned up against me and said "boom boom in morning yes?" and i was like w/e i am losing out a bit since i could get 2 shots but agreed since i was drunk and prob hard to finish.

woke up in the morning with her stroking my dick and she jumped on top without a condom and i was like uh oh, i was concerned about std's since you know hooker but she said "no problem you young man i not do with any other customer" so she road my dick and i literally nutted in like 2 minutes and nutted inside her and she showed me her pussy with my cum leaking out of it and played with her pussy for a bit and then we showered, got breakfast and i paid her and she left.

can't find any group pictures of the girl i was with so i'll just post her picture i found.

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think I am gonna conclude my escortcelling reports and just answer questions to other incels looking to escortcel over there, they get a bit repetitive after a while, same shit really but it was fun as fuck. best damn 2 weeks of my life.

That does sound fucking awesome, and defo sits in the 'you will never have this' category for me sadly, too intimidated by the fact all the Thai hookers are higher value than me.

Btw LK Metro is where I got food poisoning and projectile vomited all over the road lol
 
That does sound fucking awesome, and defo sits in the 'you will never have this' category for me sadly, too intimidated by the fact all the Thai hookers are higher value than me.

Btw LK Metro is where I got food poisoning and projectile vomited all over the road lol

lk metro is pretty comfy, walking street vibe without the chink tour groups or the normies.
 
Channel of one British Thailandmaxxer, seems to live there.

 
JBW is a meme in Thailand, if you go on Tinder in Pattaya 99.9% of the girls will be freelancer hookers. Even if you do find a 'normal' girl she'll just play the long game and slowly extract your money from you.

You can maybe do JBW in Cambodia or the Philippines but I haven't been, I know my worth and understand if I want sex I have to pay for it.

Right. Philippines is all about long game too, but foids there are relatively more sympathetic towards whites than in other SEA areas - so 3.5/10 "JBW" can pass normal foid filter test as a provider on a budget - in Thailand its all about hookers and fast money. I'am probably heading towards Phil. instead of Thailand for this reason once Covid nonsense is over.. but except for "GF" "experience" everything else is much worser in Philippines - food it terrible, pollution, logistics, room/hotel prices, dirtiness of the cities - but if you can go over it I suggest you don't waste your time with Thai hookers/freelancers and go straight to Philippines instead.
 
Right. Philippines is all about long game too, but foids there are relatively more sympathetic towards whites than in other SEA areas - so 3.5/10 "JBW" can pass normal foid filter test as a provider on a budget - in Thailand its all about hookers and fast money. I'am probably heading towards Phil. instead of Thailand for this reason once Covid nonsense is over.. but except for "GF" "experience" everything else is much worser in Philippines - food it terrible, pollution, logistics, room/hotel prices, dirtiness of the cities - but if you can go over it I suggest you don't waste your time with Thai hookers/freelancers and go straight to Philippines instead.
Agree, Philippines has its own sweet spot that cambodia and Thailand can't match
 
Holy shit man, OP living the life, meanwhile I rot in my basement :feelsbadman:
 
How and where one orders the accommodation? Any recommendations?
Agree, Philippines has its own sweet spot that cambodia and Thailand can't match

What has Cambodia to offer?
Holy shit man, OP living the life, meanwhile I rot in my basement :feelsbadman:

Just save money and join the parties.
 
Asian women are short and disgusting holy fuck
no other options. u can try Latin America and Arabia(if Islam max) but that's really it. Africans are so ugly not worth mentioning
 
How and where one orders the accommodation? Any recommendations?

Use Agoda.

D Hotel - https://www.agoda.com/en-gb/d-hotel-pattaya/hotel/pattaya-th.html?cid=-217

Areca - https://www.agoda.com/en-gb/areca-lodge-hotel/hotel/pattaya-th.html?cid=-217

Acqua - https://www.agoda.com/en-gb/acqua-hotel_2/hotel/pattaya-th.html?cid=-217

There's literally 1000's of hotels / guest houses in Pattaya, I stayed in D Hotel but don't check prices right now since again, Pattaya is closed to tourist from abroad so the prices aren't the true prices. I got D Hotel for 200 pounds a week upgraded room which is pretty good tbh.
 
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Do u think many Incels could end up like left guy cuz lack of experience?
 
>support family sick buffalos and the entire village

jfl that's a good one, honestly the best way is to just fuck and go, the chad veteran isn't really respected in thailand since they just to be cheap fucks who just leach off people.

and yes it happens all the time, guy meets a bar girl but she's "different" spends the rest of his vacation with her, takes her to the airport because every moment is special to him and then sends monthly shekels to her to "go back to village" but she just goes back to pattaya and strings along him and the other 3-4 guys she has on the go.
 
It seems super strange to me that someone could fall in love with a hooker the scam seems so obvious. But I read it so often now it must be a real danger for escortcels.
 
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It seems super strange to me that someone could fall in love with a hooker the scam thema so obvious. But I read it so often now it must be a real danger for escortcels.
man it happens so often you wouldn't believe, you should see the lines at the western union.
 
man it happens so often you wouldn't believe, you should see the lines at the western union.

JFL not surprising, most men are blue pilled and the average woman is a who by practice even if not by profession, so you are dating and marrying whores anyways, might as well get one you know for a fact can do her job well and is used to doing it :feelskek:
 
man it happens so often you wouldn't believe, you should see the lines at the western union.

Damn. I guess tho many of those guys aren't blackpilled. I saw many Videos of germans telling about their pattaya experience some said they struggled not to fall in love with a prostitute. All of them were inceltier in looks but didn't seem to know blackpill knowledge.
 
wonders of being blackpilled, even if you enjoy the girlfriend experience and she's the perfect actor deep down you know she's a whore who wants your hard earned shekels.

go and have fun but for an incel who's aware of the vaginal jew, you'll know nothing good comes of it.
 
@rope2cope is there a safe way to avoid the ladyboys? With some of them u can obviously see that they are a man but with some u unfortunately can't.
 
It wasn't nothing special... i'll type up a report about it since I got crazy drunk that night since I got all nervous again for some reason...

I was leaving my hotel and it was around 8pm so I wanderd around and went to LK Metro where there's a good chunk of gogo bars close by, went inside one called KINK.

Here's a video from Pattaya Slyman of inside KINK



I sat down ordered a whiskey and soda and chilled, girl came down off stage basically naked sat on my lap and said "HEY YOU SHY, LET'S GET DRUNK" i.e she wanted lots of ladydrinks but w/e I was in the mood so we sat there for 3-4 hours of her grinding on my drinking and drinking and then i sort of started swaying and she walked me to the toilet so I could piss because i couldn't walk straight, sat down and she put my hand on her pussy and said "barfine?" i said i was drunk and just in the mood to drink and she grabbed my head and shoved them in her tits and said "you no like me?" so we kept drinking and in the end i barfined her, she got changed came back and we got some food and chilled in the restaurant for maybe 1-2 hours and drank some more and went back to the hotel and she got naked and hopped in bed and i remember because she laughed at me i sat on the sofa for some reason and nearly fell asleep and she jumped out grabbed me and told me to get in bed and she leaned up against me and said "boom boom in morning yes?" and i was like w/e i am losing out a bit since i could get 2 shots but agreed since i was drunk and prob hard to finish.

woke up in the morning with her stroking my dick and she jumped on top without a condom and i was like uh oh, i was concerned about std's since you know hooker but she said "no problem you young man i not do with any other customer" so she road my dick and i literally nutted in like 2 minutes and nutted inside her and she showed me her pussy with my cum leaking out of it and played with her pussy for a bit and then we showered, got breakfast and i paid her and she left.

can't find any group pictures of the girl i was with so i'll just post her picture i found.

View attachment 331483

think I am gonna conclude my escortcelling reports and just answer questions to other incels looking to escortcel over there, they get a bit repetitive after a while, same shit really but it was fun as fuck. best damn 2 weeks of my life.

Jesus dude if I was white I’d live like a king in Thailand
 
they get like 50-70 baht per drink you buy them so it adds up for them
Just imagine getting paid at being served stuffs to drink. JFL at people pretending sex work is work.
 
When will you tell the remaining experiences?
 
@rope2cope is there a safe way to avoid the ladyboys? With some of them u can obviously see that they are a man but with some u unfortunately can't.
Ladyboys tend to stick to their own bars, they're also banned from most of the major clubs/discos except for like Marine.

You'll figure them out once you get there, they have enough fags that wanna fuck 'em so they wont hassle you too much unless they're having a joke while you walk past their bar.
Jesus dude if I was white I’d live like a king in Thailand

If you're a east asian hapa then the girls will love you, the rankings in Pattaya are:

Jap/Korean
Whites
Poojeets
Blackcels
 
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Thanks

Jap/Korean over whites? How is that?
 
Thanks

Jap/Korean over whites? How is that?

Girls just think they have more shekels, they have a joke of 3 inches, 3 minutes, 3000 baht.

Small dick, finish in 3 minutes and pay 3000 baht.
 
It would be unbelievable for me to even last 3 minutes. I cum in 20 seconds always if I am not taking SSRI pills.

Use the blue extra safe condoms, you'll last forever. I had to go buy new ones because in the end I couldn't nut wearing them.
 
I actually experienced what it was like to have a gf for a day, to go to the beach and the mall...
Fucking hell, imagine having to go t Thailand to experience this. Fuck this life.
 
Use the blue extra safe condoms, you'll last forever. I had to go buy new ones because in the end I couldn't nut wearing them.

From where did you buy condoms?

Do those "blue extra safe condoms" contain numbing agent? I don't like that. (Though never tried, because I am KHHV. I have never even touched a condom in my 30 years of existence. If I bought a one from my local supermarket, the eyewitnesses would call the police to inform them about soon-to-happen rape.)
you'll last forever

You can't compare your "mileage" to mine. I have genetic serotonin deficiency and that causes very rapid onset of ejaculation.
 
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No they're just extra thick so it makes it harder to finish since you feel less, I have never bought them before since the 2 UK hookers provided them... the thai's don't or they have mystery brand ones which I didn't trust so I just grabbed these ones before I left for the airport.

I bought some thin ones from the 7/11 in thailand and they seemed fine.

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Girls just think they have more shekels, they have a joke of 3 inches, 3 minutes, 3000 baht.

Small dick, finish in 3 minutes and pay 3000 baht.

Imagine prostitutes making fun of your dick. Over for ricecels.
 
Hookers aren't ascension
 
Are you done sharing your experiences?
 
Hookers aren't ascension
Based, finally someone understands hookers are a truecel trait.
Are you done sharing your experiences?
Maybe, when I go back once travel opens I'll take my own pictures and do another report. I might start a blog anyway since I plan to travelmaxx for a few years. Incel Abroad.
 
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How they agreed/did not demand money first? You only paid after the service was provided in the morning. Was the price agreed when? Did you have disagreements about the price any time? Is paying after the service is provided recommended in Thailand?

@Legendarywristcel (fraudulent KHHV) has been doing the same, paying only after the service has been provided. How and why this is even possible? I haven't heard this occurring ever in Europe. They demand money right when you enter through the door.
 
How they agreed/did not demand money first? You only paid after the service was provided in the morning. Was the price agreed when? Did you have disagreements about the price any time? Is paying after the service is provided recommended in Thailand?

@Legendarywristcel (fraudulent KHHV) has been doing the same, paying only after the service has been provided. How and why this is even possible? I haven't heard this occurring ever in Europe. They demand money right when you enter through the door.

It's always money in the morning, it's just how it is... some ladies will say "up to you" but generally for a freelancer it's 1000 baht (30 USD) short time and up to 1500/2000 baht long time (45/60 USD)

You just straight up ask them how much to avoid any problems.
 
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Some fag in PM was asking me questions about escortmaxxing and said it sounded like a LARP, here's my flight from last year.

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Some fag in PM was asking me questions about escortmaxxing and said it sounded like a LARP, here's my flight from last year.

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What is boarding pass? I don't understand what must be done.

You were there a week only? How much was the flight?
 
What is boarding pass? I don't understand what must be done.

You were there a week only? How much was the flight?
yes I did a tester trip for a week in case I wanted to just go home.

it's because I never checked in online, I just picked up the boarding pass at the check in counter at the airport.

560 direct, it's not bad but I booked it last minute, you can get flights for like 360 if you're willing to change at china or even emirates and change at like doha i think.

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Left out the most important part! How much did you pay for those two nights?
 
Left out the most important part! How much did you pay for those two nights?
what ones?

hookers range in prices, freelancers 1000 baht no bar fine.

soi 6 hookers and all the other regular beer bars are like 300-400 baht bar fine and 1000 baht for the hooker short time

gogo's can have like 500-1000 baht barfine and like 2k short time, barfines go down after 12 at tho to like 400, gogo's are fun for just buying lady drinks and perving on them while they sit in your lap and shit.

freelancers from the main clubs on walking street low as 1k most 1.5k short time, alot will long time over night tho so you can boom boom in the morning too.

long time is like 2k for like 24 hours of a regular freelancer plus w/e costs occurs since you have to feed the her etc lol.

long time is lifefuel for incels who wanna live a fantasy of having a gf, they hold your hand, cuddle in bed and shit, you go to the beach with em and shit.
 
what ones?

hookers range in prices, freelancers 1000 baht no bar fine.

soi 6 hookers and all the other regular beer bars are like 300-400 baht bar fine and 1000 baht for the hooker short time

gogo's can have like 500-1000 baht barfine and like 2k short time, barfines go down after 12 at tho to like 400, gogo's are fun for just buying lady drinks and perving on them while they sit in your lap and shit.

freelancers from the main clubs on walking street low as 1k most 1.5k short time, alot will long time over night tho so you can boom boom in the morning too.

long time is like 2k for like 24 hours of a regular freelancer plus w/e costs occurs since you have to feed the her etc lol.

long time is lifefuel for incels who wanna live a fantasy of having a gf, they hold your hand, cuddle in bed and shit, you go to the beach with em and shit.
I thought you only had the one hooker for two nights?
2k baht is $63.75 and thats a full 24 hours! Holy shit you would be lucky to find a hooker for less than $80 for just 30 mins session where im from.

Did you rawdog or use rubber everytime?
 
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I thought you only had the one hooker for two nights?
2k baht is $63.75 and thats a full 24 hours! Holy shit you would be lucky to find a hooker for less than $80 for just 30 mins session where im from.

Did you rawdog or use rubber everytime?
nah i just posted some of my days in this thread, i spent the week in pattaya and it's hooker city 24/7 only thing to do is fuck hookers.

i rawdogged once.
 
i rawdogged once.
Damn, im pretty low inhib but still would never rawdog a hooker. Fingers crossed you dont get sick dude. What does rawdog feel like compared to rubber?
 
Damn, im pretty low inhib but still would never rawdog a hooker. Fingers crossed you dont get sick dude. What does rawdog feel like compared to rubber?
I got tested after I got back im good.

Heaven.
 

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