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Blackpill Sex Tourism - Incel Abroad

I am a simple man. I need to know

For Mid tier hooker and top tier :how much per hour (dollar) ? What does the service include? (you know what I mean, the stuff you can do), it is at my room or do I have go there?
 
KYS with this retarded shit, he's paying for sex, can you even read?



I actually doubted this would happen, I really should know what to expect from this forum

You’re one of the only trucels on this site I want to rope:feelsseriously:

You and your nonsensical long winded posts can jump off a building
If you went to Thailand the girls would call out "HEY CHOCOLATE MAN COME BOOM BOOM!"

That honestly sounds like fun
 
Why did you go there many times then?
Now that I am ready to go (don't need to be home and have some modest savings) my luck happens that this lockdown and shut-the-economy idiocy happens. I wonder when it's possible to go again. Could be years before Thailand et cetera allows tourists to come without quarantine if they preserve their foolish policy of extreme smothering.
I used to live in Thailand, and even after that used to visit Thailand a lot, and friends would always want to go to Pattaya for a couple of nights. I'd still enjoy it, chill by pool, beach, eat crappy toxic seafood, and look at all the hot hookers out of my league
 
I used to live in Thailand, and even after that used to visit Thailand a lot, and friends would always want to go to Pattaya for a couple of nights. I'd still enjoy it, chill by pool, beach, eat crappy toxic seafood, and look at all the hot hookers out of my league

"crappy toxic seafood" ???

"hookers out of my league", what? Too expensive? Or do the prostitutes there have looks-standards?

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I don't and won't drink alcohol, would that be a problem in Pattaya?
 
U will continue giving us updates?:feelsohh:
 
Holy fuck why on earth I had to be born as a piss poor piece of shit, it's just infuriating. Can't even seamaxx.
 
Yet another fakecel thread
 
"crappy toxic seafood" ???

"hookers out of my league", what? Too expensive? Or do the prostitutes there have looks-standards?

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I don't and won't drink alcohol, would that be a problem in Pattaya?
Was being ironic. Pattaya tries to put in a facade of being a legit tourist place, loads of curry families go there too, and it has loads of 'exotic seafood restaurants' to entice curries and rices, because they don't know all the chemical sewage and petrochemical shit from Bangkok washed out in Pattaya.

Hookers out of my league as in too good looking for me because I am subhuman ethnic.

Check out the Instagram or Twitter of Skyfall or Butterflies or Windmill and you will see.

Price is not an issue, I spend more than 3,000 BAHT on lunch in Bangkok, it's just my subhumanity
I am a simple man. I need to know

For Mid tier hooker and top tier :how much per hour (dollar) ? What does the service include? (you know what I mean, the stuff you can do), it is at my room or do I have go there?
Check out Smooci.com, best most transparent pricing, and pay $10 for premium so u can read reviews
 
Was being ironic. Pattaya tries to put in a facade of being a legit tourist place, loads of curry families go there too, and it has loads of 'exotic seafood restaurants' to entice curries and rices, because they don't know all the chemical sewage and petrochemical shit from Bangkok washed out in Pattaya.

Hookers out of my league as in too good looking for me because I am subhuman ethnic.

Check out the Instagram or Twitter of Skyfall or Butterflies or Windmill and you will see.

Price is not an issue, I spend more than 3,000 BAHT on lunch in Bangkok, it's just my subhumanity

Loads of curries in Pattaya, each part tends to have a certain group of foreigners. I found it funny walking down Walking Street and seeing a harem of curry families just strolling down the street. Jomtien is full of Russians although I only went there once it seems like a comfy place to maybe stay in Pattaya more long term.
 
all the chemical sewage and petrochemical shit from Bangkok washed out in Pattaya

So one should avoid seafood there?

Hookers out of my league as in too good looking for me

Have you tried to hire a one and been rejected? How many times in a row?
Difficult to believe. Usually "escorts" don't have any looks-standards, they just demand money and hygiene.
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When do you believe that it's possible to travel to Pattaya again?
 
Hookers generally don't turn you down in Thailand, it's basically impossible lol

Travel to Pattaya probably wont happen until 2021
 
being shy is for pussies
 
Yeah I'll write a few more stories later today.

Where are they? I am curious and waiting.

I am also REALLY autistic so I am very interested what happened to you.

Renting a GF there seems very inexpensive compared to the one-fuck price. Here getting an escort to sleep with you over night would cost 1200-2000 euros. One fuck can be had with 100 euros.
 
Where are they? I am curious and waiting.

I am also REALLY autistic so I am very interested what happened to you.

Renting a GF there seems very inexpensive compared to the one-fuck price. Here getting an escort to sleep with you over night would cost 1200-2000 euros. One fuck can be had with 100 euros.
Writing it now nigger, it makes me depressed writing my experiences because I can't go back. Give me 30 mins.
 
Writing it now nigger, it makes me depressed writing my experiences because I can't go back. Give me 30 mins.

Why are you calling me a nigger? First time ever that someone has called me a nigger. I definitely am not a nigger. Usually people (the European-hating "ethnics" here) call me a cumskin.

Take your time, I will read it tomorrow anyway, no hurry. More details the better. The longer, the better. Do you have any pictures or videos that you yourself took there? You did have a camera with you, at least on the phone?

You made me very interested to go there. I would like to experience the competition between prostitutes to get me/my money.
 
Part 3 - My 2nd rodeo with the GF experience.

After getting the hang of things and deciding that drinking myself into a stumbling mess just to get courage is a bad idea I started to actually plan my days and nights instead of just autistcally walking around Pattaya and waiting for a girl who I am sure is not a ladyboy to just drag me into the bar and going from there so I decided to take things easy for the day. Went up on the roof and grabbed a sunbed and chilled by the pool drinking beer I bought from 7/11 to just relax and actually enjoy my vacation. After god knows how long I woke up and realized I had slept in a sunbed for like 5-6 hours but felt pretty great and kind of felt like I have slept of all the jetlag that I still had so went downstairs and had a shower and decided to just head straight to walking street as I had eyed up a gogo bar since it had great reviews and didn't mind splashing a little extra cash.

The gogo bar I wanted to go to was called saphire, it's known to be a pretty good from the reviews online so after jumping off a motobike taxi I wandered down to where saphire is down the little alley off walking street and kind of froze as I always get nervous about entering bars and shit but decided to just say fuck it how can I embrass myself I am in a foriegn country with my fellow sex tourists, how retarded can I look? so I just marched in though the door, the manager lady found me a seat infront of the stage and all of a sudden one of the girls jumps down and just sits on my lap facing me and asks if I want a drink so I get a whiskey and soda and obviously end up getting her one.. this is where it goes downhill a little.

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I kind of froze up a little again considering every time I looked forward she was just staring at me since she was sitting towards me on my lap so I kept chugging drinks and was just grabbing her ass and feeling up her tits and she was rubbing my dick though my shorts and whispering shit in my ear that I can't remember, anyway she notices the more private part of the bar is free so she hops up and grabs my hand and walks me over to the private bit but I have drunk about 4-5 whiskey and sodas at this point and I was chugging beer earlier in the day and I start swaying about and I remember the girls laughing at me so she takes my drink off me and tells me to sit down and puts our stuff on the new table and then drags me over and we sit down but at this point I am just leaning against the side shit faced.

she starts to lean up against me and starts pointing at my bill which is called a bin in thailand and you pay it at the end and she says "add barfine?" so I just say yes and she goes and gets changed and then she comes back grabs my hand and leads me out and we decide to go get some food from some jap place and she asks if i want long time or short time so I just say up to you since if a girl wants to stay long time she'll say and it'll be better. she says long time so we go back to my hotel and shower and then get into bed and i fall asleep with her leaning on me while watching some shitty thai soap that they all like to watch, wake up with her playing with my dick and she ends up hoping on cow girl and we fuck while i grab her milkers and I finish.

we go shower and she tells me "not have work today day off i go with you no barfine?" and i say sure and i ask her if she wants to go to koh larn since i liked it there before and she says yeah so we shower and she hops on a motobike taxi to her room to get clothes and comes back and we go to the pier to catch a boat to the island and we end up getting a speedboat for a little more, watching her milkers jump up and done in the speed boat makes me wanna kms right now because i know she wasn't really my gf, she just pretended to be.

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anyway we get to the island and we get some sun loungers and she sits between my legs and just leans on me and shows me photos of herself and her family and shit and just keeps talking to me and asks if I have ever driven around koh larn on motobikes and i say no i forgot my license (lol i dont have one), so she says no problem and she asks for some money and she goes and rents a motobike so i hop on the back and we cruise around the island and stop off at a road side place and get some drinks and we chill for a while and i am not even autistic at this point but kinda sad tbh since i was a beta and kinda liked her... anyway we decide to catch the ferry back to pattaya and we head back to my room when as soon as we get in she starts kissing me and we end up going over to the bed and fucking and then shower again and head to some resturant that she likes, another jap one which I am guessing she has alot of jap customers if she likes it.

we have dinner and chat about shit and then go to a bar and have some drinks and then just head back to my hotel and she puts on some more shitty thai soap tv shows and we just cuddle in bed and kiss sometimes and I finger her a little and we both fall asleep.

we wake up and shower and she tells me she's gonna go and does the fake joking crying thing with her hands and she tells me i am a good man lol, I grab some money and give it to her, paid her 2000 baht a day long time so 4000 baht which is good price tbh. plus the barfine i paid for 1 of the days to the bar on my drinks bill.

anyone i show her to the door and she kisses me once more and then she leaves..

best hooker experience i had so far on my sex tourist vacation... chad gets to experience all this for free.

my hooker is one of the two here.

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Saphire has alot of tattoo'd hookers and more odd looking ones but i felt like something different, i had fun... i miss it tho.
Why are you calling me a nigger? First time ever that someone has called me a nigger. I definitely am not a nigger. Usually people (the European-hating "ethnics" here) call me a cumskin.

Take your time, I will read it tomorrow anyway, no hurry. More details the better. The longer, the better. Do you have any pictures or videos that you yourself took there? You did have a camera with you, at least on the phone?

You made me very interested to go there. I would like to experience the competition between prostitutes to get me/my money.

nah, I was too beta to go "right now stand there and lemmie take a picture of you." I wish I did now tbh, I used to have some of the hookers i went with send me pictures since I had them added on Line which is the most used messaging app and literally everyone uses it, if you go with a hooker she'll add you on line and when I got back you always get "I MISS YOU" messages but one of them started asking me for money so i just deleted the whole app lol.
 
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wake up with her playing with my dick and she ends up hoping on cow girl and we fuck while i grab her milkers and I finish.
No condom, bud?

Is hygiene of the hookers generally good? Have they several client's a day or is longtime usual? I would be kind hesitant to kiss her if u wasn't first client of the day.

4000 baht sounds really fair for this. JFL I want to go there fuck this incel hell.
 
So one should avoid seafood there?



Have you tried to hire a one and been rejected? How many times in a row?
Difficult to believe. Usually "escorts" don't have any looks-standards, they just demand money and hygiene.
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When do you believe that it's possible to travel to Pattaya again?
I honestly don't think Pattaya you would even want to go to till November, not just covid, but the market.

There will be a sweet spot while supply catches up faster than demand, so all the girls who have gone back to their villages and farmsx will come back to Pattaya, but the punters wouldn't have followed yet, so you need to time your trip then, as you will get wide selection of girls, and they will do everything to keep you happy, and prices of girls, hotels, food, everything will be way below market.

I never actually tried with a hooker, it's more I think they will reject me, because they are generally looking pretty elite when you see them in bars, Gogo, strip clubs etc, plus they are not fat and I am 28% bf now due to lockdown.
 
No condom, bud?

Is hygiene of the hookers generally good? Have they several client's a day or is longtime usual? I would be kind hesitant to kiss her if u wasn't first client of the day.

4000 baht sounds really fair for this. JFL I want to go there fuck this incel hell.

Yeah I always slipped on a condom, I just kept them next to the bed for easy access lol. Most girls won't fuck without one which is good tbh, some will still bareback you if you're younger because in their mind you can't have anything.
 
Do you have more experiences to share?

Did you get any STDs?

Did you try "eat" pussy?

Did any girl have an orgasm with you? (you mentioned fingering)

How many times have you been in SEA?

How many prostitutes have you been with in your life? Do you have experience of prostitutes in the UK or elsewhere? Are these Thai ones the best in terms of cost and service?

All your prostitutes were from bars? I would not go into bars, because I will not drink alcohol.
 
These activities are CHAD only
 
Do you have more experiences to share?

Did you get any STDs?

Did you try "eat" pussy?

Did any girl have an orgasm with you? (you mentioned fingering)

How many times have you been in SEA?

How many prostitutes have you been with in your life? Do you have experience of prostitutes in the UK or elsewhere? Are these Thai ones the best in terms of cost and service?

All your prostitutes were from bars? I would not go into bars, because I will not drink alcohol.

Yes, I got a handful of more experiences but people don't seem interested or call me a fakecel for escortcelling so kinda pointless, there needs to be a forum dedicated to escortcelling tbh.

Did I get any STDs? No... I didn't really bareback except once and I got tested like 3 months after via some postal test thing that I ordered.

No, I didn't try and eat any pussy.

I did finger a girl in bed and she claimed she finished, she got really wet. I used to think a girl "getting wet" was a meme but she was soaked and I have watched a fuck load of porn since I am a coomer so know how to really get a girl off and not just the fake playing the guitar with their pussy way.

I have only been once.... I went back in Feb but going back when it opens up again.

I have been with 2 UK hookers, one I lost my virginity too was a Czech women in her 30's who was okay, it's very robotic and clinical tho, they just want you to stick it in and nut and off you go, it was a fucked up experience tho because I was nervous as fuck since it was my first time. The 2nd time was with this Romanian girl but it was shit, she just got on top and I couldn't nut and she finished me off with a HJ. Again, very clinical and no intimacy.

All the hookers except 2 were from bars, the drinking thing isn't a big deal. Lots of men don't drink in Pattaya, the experience in a gogo bar is like heaven for Incels like us.

You can find loads of freelancers on ThaiFriendly or DIA but you can use Tinder and shit too. Or just walk down beach road where there's literally like a 1000 freelancers all willing to go ST for 1000 baht or go to walking street discos like Marine or Ibar etc.

These activities are CHAD only

SEAmaxxing and being a escortcel is 100% sign of a truecel. It means you've given up on any real chances of getting a gf so you resort to hookers.
 
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I didn't really bareback except once

Can you tell what happened there? What kind of situation was this?

No, I didn't try and eat any pussy.

Wasn't you allowed or you did not want to do it?

I did finger a girl in bed once and she claimed she finished, she got really wet.

Did they not get wet in intercourse? Were the girls quiet or loud in intercourse? Did they have orgasms in intercourse? How long did you typically last? Did the prostitutes try to hurry you come sooner or fake orgasms? Did they end the intercourses before you wanted to end? (I have lifelong serious premature ejaculation in masturbation (I am kissless virgin, never tried even a prostitute yet, and I am 30 years old))

Did you have better intimacy there with the paid girls than the 2 UK prostitutes?

"All the hookers except 2 were from bars" Were they from the street? Were they the same as the bar girls?

What is DIA? (ThaiFriendly I found)

In total, how much your whole trip including all expenses costed? Was it 1 or 2 weeks or how long?
These activities are CHAD only

VERY stupid comment. These activities are for people who can't get a GF even in SEA, which is according to the wiki a tutorial island. What kind of CHAD can not even get a girlfriend in tutorial island?
 
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Wasn't you allowed or you did not want to do it?

No reason really, I just didn't get around to doing it tbh.

Did they not get wet in intercourse? Were the girls quiet or loud in intercourse? Did they have orgasms in intercourse? How long did you typically last? Did the prostitutes try to hurry you come sooner or fake orgasms? Did they end the intercourses before you wanted to end? (I have lifelong serious premature ejaculation in masturbation (I am kissless virgin, never tried even a prostitute yet, and I am 30 years old))

Yeah they get wet but it was the first time rubbing a girls pussy and she liked it and was laying next to me so I kept doing it until you did the neck sniffy thing and moaned and I noticed she was soaked (not piss) and when I put my fingers in it was all slippery, she leaked on the bed too lol, thai girls do this weird thing where the sniff your neck while you're fucking them, they did this alot when they was on top and they just moan a little, some do the pornstar act but most were just normal I guess.

I tended to last about 30 minutes, sometimes I nutted then rested for 15 minutes and then went for round 2.

No they don't try and hurry up, if you pay for long time then they're just gonna stick around all day anyway so no rush, the short time girls don't rush but they're not looking to hang around all night either...

Did you have better intimacy there with the paid girls than the 2 UK prostitutes?

lol, I would rather rub one out to porn than go with a UK hooker again 100% much better since I got the girlfriend experience, walking around holding hands, going out to eat, chilling in bed watching tv and chatting and shit. the UK hookers just want to make you nut and say goodbye.


"All the hookers except 2 were from bars" Were they from the street? Were they the same as the bar girls?

Pattaya is one giant open air brothel, all the girls act the same, some are just better looking and they act the same since they all know the deal. One was from beach road and the other I met walking down the street taking my laundry to the laundry shop, she was chatting to the girls working there and she joked and said "you have many ladies na?" and I said no nobody likes me and she said "OK i go with you short time" lol.

What is DIA? (ThaiFriendly I found)

Date in Asia, just use TF on Pattaya tho, use DIA if you're seriously looking to JBWmaxx in like Bangkok or something for a 'real' girl, trust me once you land in Pattaya you'll understand how crazy it is.

In total, how much your whole trip including all expenses costed? Was it 1 or 2 weeks or how long?

I spent around £900 on travel costs (direct flight from heathrow, taxi to pattaya and back to bangkok and 2 weeks accommodation. all in all I spent around £2,000-£2200 maybe. I did splurge in gogo's buying multiple lady drinks for more than 1 lady and getting drunk with girls having fun, pattaya is expensive or cheap, it's up to you. just budget for like 4000 baht a day and you'll easily spend less if you just want a simple 1.5k to 2k baht a day freelancer short time and maybe 1k on food or activities like going to the cinema (which i did a few times). it's hard to answer this one. also the first trip will always be more expensive since you'll learning the ropes, my next one will be more steamlined.

I'll finish up my little trip report with 2 more experiences maybe tonight, feel free to ask more questions tho, escortcelling is nice, you can private chat me in the chat if you want, i hate quoting many questions lol
 
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I got a handful of more experiences but people don't seem interested or call me a fakecel for escortcelling so kinda pointless, there needs to be a forum dedicated to escortcelling tbh.

Fuck this guys tho. We had a vote on this and they lost. Most of them are 17 year old edgecels who will probably ascend soon and have no idea of the pain from longterm inceldom.

A megathread could be helpful tho I guess.


Pls keep updating. I appreciate the insight into Seamaxx and escortmaxx a lot.
 
Sounds interesting, I'm not really into Asian girls but maybe sometime in the future I'd consider going to Thailand.
 
That first YT thumbnail looks a lot like the typical BR whorehouse. Just make it a tad dirtier and substitute the noodles for mulattas.
 
Fuck this guys tho. We had a vote on this and they lost. Most of them are 17 year old edgecels who will probably ascend soon and have no idea of the pain from longterm inceldom.

A megathread could be helpful tho I guess.


Pls keep updating. I appreciate the insight into Seamaxx and escortmaxx a lot.

Maybe, escortcelling should be a opt-in sub-forum tbh, maybe we could have incel meetups in pattaya or something, it's popular on other escort forums but they're all 60+ boomers who are just moneymaxxing and have wifes and been divorced etc and just wanna fuck young pussy.
 
The condomless intercourse, why that happened?

It wasn't nothing special... i'll type up a report about it since I got crazy drunk that night since I got all nervous again for some reason...

I was leaving my hotel and it was around 8pm so I wanderd around and went to LK Metro where there's a good chunk of gogo bars close by, went inside one called KINK.

Here's a video from Pattaya Slyman of inside KINK



I sat down ordered a whiskey and soda and chilled, girl came down off stage basically naked sat on my lap and said "HEY YOU SHY, LET'S GET DRUNK" i.e she wanted lots of ladydrinks but w/e I was in the mood so we sat there for 3-4 hours of her grinding on my drinking and drinking and then i sort of started swaying and she walked me to the toilet so I could piss because i couldn't walk straight, sat down and she put my hand on her pussy and said "barfine?" i said i was drunk and just in the mood to drink and she grabbed my head and shoved them in her tits and said "you no like me?" so we kept drinking and in the end i barfined her, she got changed came back and we got some food and chilled in the restaurant for maybe 1-2 hours and drank some more and went back to the hotel and she got naked and hopped in bed and i remember because she laughed at me i sat on the sofa for some reason and nearly fell asleep and she jumped out grabbed me and told me to get in bed and she leaned up against me and said "boom boom in morning yes?" and i was like w/e i am losing out a bit since i could get 2 shots but agreed since i was drunk and prob hard to finish.

woke up in the morning with her stroking my dick and she jumped on top without a condom and i was like uh oh, i was concerned about std's since you know hooker but she said "no problem you young man i not do with any other customer" so she road my dick and i literally nutted in like 2 minutes and nutted inside her and she showed me her pussy with my cum leaking out of it and played with her pussy for a bit and then we showered, got breakfast and i paid her and she left.

can't find any group pictures of the girl i was with so i'll just post her picture i found.

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think I am gonna conclude my escortcelling reports and just answer questions to other incels looking to escortcel over there, they get a bit repetitive after a while, same shit really but it was fun as fuck. best damn 2 weeks of my life.
 
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You pay afterwards every time in your stories. That's never the case in Europe.

Was the price pre-negotiated even though you paid afterwards? Aren't the prostitutes afraid of non-payers?

You drink way too much. Aren't you afraid that they will steal your stash of money? Did you bring a lot of cash or did you withdraw from an ATM as needed?

I would be very worried and anxious that in my sleep the stranger would steal all valuables that I had with me.
 
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You pay afterwards every time in your stories. That's never the case in Europe.

Was the price pre-negotiated even though you paid afterwards? Aren't the prostitutes afraid of non-payers?

You drink way too much. Aren't you afraid that they will steal your stash of money? Did you bring a lot of cash or did you withdraw from an ATM as needed?

I would be very worried and anxious that in my sleep the stranger would steal all valuables that I had with me.

You always pay after in Pattaya, it's just how it works there. I always paid before in the UK too...

I put all my shit in my safe, the hotel I stayed in had a giant safe so could fit my laptop and shit so there was nothing to steal in my room anyway.

i brought cash and 2 atm cards, i brought £1500 in cash which was enough so never used my cards. i changed it up in 500 pound increments so i didn't have any thai baht left over.

if you're worried about the stuff in your pockets when you return to the room just wait until she goes into the shower and just shove it all in the safe too, honestly you wont have a problem... i never lost a penny from thieving hookers lol.
 
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I put all my shit in my safe, the hotel I stayed in had a giant safe so could fit my laptop and shit so there was nothing to steal in my room anyway.

They could steal the keys to the safe while you sleep?

Was that your first time without condom? Is condom such big of a difference that your lasting went from 30 min --> 2 minutes?

What if they demand more money than was agreed? And call the police if you don't pay.
 
They could steal the keys to the safe while you sleep?

Was that your first time without condom? Is condom such big of a difference that your lasting went from 30 min --> 2 minutes?

What if they demand more money than was agreed? And call the police if you don't pay.

They don't have keys, it's a pin code safe.

Yeah but honestly it was mainly due to how attracted I was to her and considering she was snuggled up next to me naked and she was playing with my dick I was ready to nut anyway.
 
Do you have more experiences to share?

Did you get any STDs?

Did you try "eat" pussy?

Did any girl have an orgasm with you? (you mentioned fingering)

How many times have you been in SEA?

How many prostitutes have you been with in your life? Do you have experience of prostitutes in the UK or elsewhere? Are these Thai ones the best in terms of cost and service?

All your prostitutes were from bars? I would not go into bars, because I will not drink alcohol.
You don't need to drink in gogobars, and IMO Gogo bars in Pattaya are some of the best places in the world.

As long as you buy lady drinks it's totally fine, and u can finger them, suck tits, and they will play with your dick, because they getting laid for every drink you buy them, and then there is more chance you will take them home so they can make real money
 
pin code safe

I am terrible remembering anything exact, like names, pin codes and passwords. Extra worry. What happens if one forgets the pin code?
 
I am terrible remembering anything exact, like names, pin codes and passwords. Extra worry. What happens if one forgets the pin code?

Hotel has the master key, it's the exact same situation in every hotel world wide... not specific to pattaya, shit just bring a book and write the code on the first page or something and disguise it as a phone number with the last 4/6 digits being the safe code...
 
Hotel has the master key, it's the exact same situation in every hotel world wide... not specific to pattaya, shit just bring a book and write the code on the first page or something and disguise it as a phone number with the last 4/6 digits being the safe code...

OK, thank you. I have never been to a hotel or an aeroplane. I don't even know how to buy tickets. I heard one needs a printer at home to print the tickets. Movie theaters are the same here. And I don't have a printer or a space for a one.
 
OK, thank you. I have never been to a hotel or an aeroplane. I don't even know how to buy tickets. I heard one needs a printer at home to print the tickets. Movie theaters are the same here. And I don't have a printer or a space for a one.

lol no, you can check in on your phone and print your boarding pass at the airport on the self-check in machines. you just scan your passport at the machine.
 
lol no, you can check in on your phone and print your boarding pass at the airport on the self-check in machines. you just scan your passport at the machine.

I almost wrote in that message that everything has moved to smartphones and I don't have a one. Is flying not possible if one does not have a smartphone or a printer? I guess I could try printing at the library. But if the ticket must be printed during the buying process and is not possible later, then it's not possible.
 
I almost wrote in that message that everything has moved to smartphones and I don't have a one. Is flying not possible if one does not have a smartphone or a printer? I guess I could try printing at the library. But if the ticket must be printed during the buying process and is not possible later, then it's not possible.

No you can pre check in on the computer too... you'll get an email with the login stuff you can login and do it, you can also pick your seat like 48 hours before the flight.
 
No you can pre check in on the computer too... you'll get an email with the login stuff you can login and do it, you can also pick your seat like 48 hours before the flight.

I honestly don't understand this.

I am too old fart already and still a kissless virgin.
 
lol, idk what to say man.
 
pre-check?
why one needs to login and do (what?) in order to fly?
pick your seat 48 hours before, what the fuck process is this?
 
Okay so when you book the flight you'll get an email with a login, you go to the airlines website and login and you can check in for your flight online, 48 hours before the flight you can log in using the same details and pick your seat (you don't have to do this...) then go to the airport, find the check in desk and hand over your passport and they'll print off your bording pass or just use the machine and do it yourself at the airport...
 

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