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Thought about writing a little write up for any Incels who want to Escortcel abroad, here's a bit of background about me: autistic and socially awkward as fuck, mid 20's & hate all social interactions.

One night I was sitting on my computer like I do every night and came across some YouTube videos of Thailand, Pattaya which is the sex tourist capital of the world and noticed some of these whores are literal rent-a-gf and as someone who longs for the gf experience which UK escorts simply don't provide I quickly booked a ticket before I sobered up and then went to bed, woke up and thought fuck what did I do, decided to go anyway since I couldn't cancel so I told my Mum I was going to Japan to a weeb convention as it's the only thing I could think of since she knows I don't have any friends JFL.

First night I arrived at Bangkok airport and jumped in a cab to Pattaya which takes about 80 minutes and checked into my room and took a shower, at this point I didn't have any idea what the fuck to do, I was almost tempted to just jump back into a cab and fly home but decided to go get some McDonalds so I walked out and the smell of Thailand hit me and then the noise... all you fucking here is "HELLO, WELCOME!" from all the whores who stand outside their bars trying to drag men in, decided to walk down the road and then it started happening, girls started jumping out infront of me, grabbing my arm and trying to hug me and shit and it made me have an autistic meltdown due to sensory overload so I turned around and speedwalked back to my hotel and just sat there.

Video of Soi 6 I found on YT


After I composed myself I headed back out again and jumped on a motobike taxi and told him to take me to Soi 6 since I saw it in videos before... big mistake since Soi 6 is a street with about 50 bars and around 500-700 girls working there all standing outside, as soon as I got off and started walking I was mobbed, girls jumping into my arms, trying to grab my dick, dragging me by the arm, even the fucking ladyboys had a deathgrip on my arm so I quickly speedwalked again down to the bottom of the road after being grabbed like a 100 times and reached the beach road and jumped on a Baht Bus to Walking Street where all the big GoGo bars are..

I had a couple of drinks at a non hooker bar to get some courage and walked into a gogo called Skyfall and the boss lady found me a seat and I sat down, all of a sudden 2 girls hopped off the stage and one jumped on my lap and the other started rubbing my dick thought my shorts, bought them Lady Drinks (they earn money off each one) for a few hours while I felt her ass and milkers and then decided to barfine and take the one on my lap back to my room.

Picture of Skyfall gogo, you sit in the seats and the girls come to you or you can pick one...

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Got back to my room and we both jumped into the shower but at this point in the shower I had sobered up and became really autistic again and I started to wierd out the hooker, I told her I was shy and she laughed but it was a nervous laugh and I didn't know what to do but after we got out the shower we went to the bed and I just kinda sat there and she started going "YOU NO LIKE ME? WHY YOU JUST SIT ON BED?" she ended up just riding cowgirl and I finished off in doggy and then I fell asleep

I woke up, looked over and thought fuck and I had autism moment again since I didn't know what to do or say to the hooker sleeping next to me, she had her leg drapped over mine and I didn't wanna wake her up since I didn't want to talk to her but I quickly jumped up and speedwalked to the toilet and sat there for 10 minutes since I knew that I had awoken her...

In the end she came to the bathroom and asked wtf I was doing, we did a repeat of the night before and then jumped in the shower together and then I paid her and she left.. jumped back into bed and again debated just going home since I can't even socialize with these whores unless I am drunk.

I'll write the next few days if anyone is interested or if you have any questions about sex touristmaxxing in SE Asia...
 
I'm actually interested. We get a lot of escortcel stories around here, but this is more than just "I went to her place/she came to my place and then we fucked." This is SEAmaxxing.

I'm not gonna do this though. From the sounds of your story this is a great place to get robbed.
 
I'm actually interested. We get a lot of escortcel stories around here, but this is more than just "I went to her place/she came to my place and then we fucked." This is SEAmaxxing.

I'm not gonna do this though. From the sounds of your story this is a great place to get robbed.
Pattaya is a pretty safe place, much safer than walking around the UK at night. The police know they have to keep the area safe to protect their cash cow. Just lock your shit up in the safe so the hookers don't get tempted.
 
Pattaya is a pretty safe place, much safer than walking around the UK at night. The police know they have to keep the area safe to protect their cash cow. Just lock your shit up in the safe so the hookers don't get tempted.

That's what they say about Tijuana. It too is a cash cow for people who like to live on the wild side. And the cops want to ensure that it remains a cash cow for people who like to live on the wild side. And that's what makes it so dangerous. Everyone is on the take. Even the cops. Especially the cops.
 
Sounds interesting but definitely not something for me.
 
Asian women are short and disgusting holy fuck
 
Good thread, there is too less content on SEAmaxxing on this forum.
 
Day 2 - The GF Experience

After the clusterfuck of day 1 and finally getting enough sleep I decided to head out again and was determined to face my fears of being a social retard so I looked at the time and realized it was like 6pm already so thought it was a good time to go to Soi 6 again before it gets busy so walked out of my hotel and jumped on a motobike taxi and zoomed down to Soi 6 and hopped off and was just going to take the 1st girl who really tried to drag me into her bar, shaked off the first couple who semi-tried and got about 1/3 of the way down until one had a death grip on my arm and yanked me in.

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After she got me a drink and I bought her one we talked a bit but was relieved when I found out she didn't speak much English and after a couple more drinks she was just sitting on my lap shaking her ass but again due to social autism I can't interact unless I am drunk so I start drinking whiskey, then more whiskey and before I know it I am sitting there trying to hold my head up because I am so drunk, the hooker at this point is just trying to make sure I don't spill any drinks and stops me from falling off my stool a few times.

In the end she refuses to get me another drink, dissapears for a few minutes and she had gotten changed and added her barfine to my bill and grabs my hand and drags me down the road why tryna get the name of my hotel out of me, I was too drunk to remember but knew where abouts it was so there I was... in Thailand holding hands with some hooker while shitfaced drunk.

When I did find my hotel we went upstairs and I had a shower and got changed and she said she was hungry so we went to a restaurant, my first dinner 'date' with a foid and it was with a hooker in Thailand. I was sober by then so I couldn't try and speak with her so she just sat there staring at me and kept repeating "why you so shy?", when the waiter came over I tried to order whiskey but the hooker spoke to him in Thai and he brought me a coke and she said "you drink too much" so I awkwardly ate dinner with my rent-a-gf and then went for a walk along the beach holding hands... she asked if I wanted to barfine her for tomorrow too because I am "good man" i.e I don't try and bang her 3 times a day so easy work for her, I said okay so we went back to my hotel room and had another shower together and then got into bed and she fucked and then went to asleep.

Next morning we woke up and went to get breakfast and then decided to go to the mall since I needed to buy some stuff that I forgot to bring, so we were walking around the mall holding hands and doing the whole gf experience shit and then decided to go take a boat to Koh Larn which is an island off Pattaya with a really nice beach.

We went to the beach and sat by the sea all day with her speaking to me and me being less autistic since half the time I was typing shit into Google translate instead of actually speaking. We got the ferry back to Pattaya and again just got dinner and went to a bar her friend works at and I got a bit drunk, went back to the hotel and fucked again and then went to sleep.

She asked if I wanted to take her long time again for that day but decided against it and just paid her and she hugged and kissed me and left, you know alot of people who come to Thailand who are Incel tend to fall in love with the hooker at this point but I just didn't, I knew she was only a rental gf and she didn't like me but I did have fun, I actually experienced what it was like to have a gf for a day, to go to the beach and the mall...

My rental GF is one of these girls, not saying which one tho JFL

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I'll write up the next few days if anyone actually wants them.
 
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Pls keep this thread up. Very interesting.

How much money u need for such a trip? How much cost the hookers?
 
Pls keep this thread up. Very interesting.

How much money u need for such a trip? How much cost the hookers?

My flight was £470 with EVA Air, you can go cheaper for like £330 from the UK if you're willing to do connecting flights in like Dubai or China but I booked it while I was drunk at like 4am so didn't do much research.

Taxi from Bangkok to Pattaya was 1200 baht (£30)

Hotel was cheap, £200 a week and I had a upgraded room with a good view since when I booked it I went for one with good reviews and paid extra to stay there since regular cheaper rooms were fully booked...

Hookers are dependent on your choices... regular price for "short time" i.e fuck and then go is around 1000 baht, sometimes 1500 if they're very good looking, if they aren't a freelancer and work in a bar then you usually pay a barfine to the bar of around 300-400 baht in beer bars or sometimes up to 1000 baht if they're gogo bar girls in like walking street or LK Metro.

Long time is sometimes as low as 1500 baht or up to like 2500 baht but usually around 2000 but they sometimes go lower if they think you're gonna be a good customer i.e not much work. Long time usually means all day and 1 night so if you take a hooker long time at like 4pm then they'll leave next morning.

1000 baht = £25 / $30

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Here's a shitty map of Pattaya, it's a pretty small city but literally every road has hooker bars on it, it's estimated there's like 30,000 hookers in Pattaya, probably more. As you can see Walking Street where all the gogo bars are and Soi 6 with the good short time bars at opposite directions so good place to say is on Soi Buakhao as it's right in the middle, it's close to LK Metro but it doesn't really matter where you stay anyway, literally every road has action.

If you're super cheap the hookers who line up all down beach road (like 500+ of them) will go for like 600-700 baht but they're not all that great, currycels like them.
 
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Based SEAmaxxer.

Btw. please tell us your physical stats, height, face, frame? I assume you're white?

Also how does it feel to be wanted by so many woman, does it give you validation?
 
Based SEAmaxxer.

Btw. please tell us your physical stats, height, face, frame? I assume you're white?

Also how does it feel to be wanted by so many woman, does it give you validation?

White, 6ft, complete framecel, ugly face with no chin and turbo autistic.

If you're younger then you can seriously agemaxx there since the girls will jump to go with someone in their 20's as opposed to the majority of the other customers who are 50+.

Being wanted by girls fucks with your head a bit but you got to remember they're just whores after your shekels, still literally wherever you walk girls will run out and try and drag you in, shout out to you, you literally get sexually assaulted like 200+ times a day if you just walk about lots.
 
Thanks. Sounds solid. U think they may rip u off cuz of ur autism tho?
 
Thanks. Sounds solid. U think they may rip u off cuz of ur autism tho?

Not really, I did alot of research on SEA sex tourist forums so know all the standard prices. Sure the girls might rip you off a little since you could probably have sex with them 3-4 times in a day if you really wanted and was more of a alpha but w/e, it's cheap enough for me to not care.

Bars don't really try rip you off since they rely on reputation since there's 1000 of bars in Pattaya, the girls will try and milk you for Lady Drinks tho since it's one of 2 main ways they earn money, they get like 50-70 baht per drink you buy them so it adds up for them.

It's fun tho so don't mind getting drunk and buying a few drinks in gogo bars and shit.
 
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Mad respect that you're able to go out and socialize, go to bars, and do all that shit, especially as an autist, you seem low inhib maxxed.
 
Not really, I did alot of research on SEA sex tourist forums so know all the standard prices. Sure the girls might rip you off a little since you could probably have sex with them 3-4 times in a day if you really wanted and was more of a alpha but w/e, it's cheap enough for me to not care.

Bars don't really try rip you off since they rely on reputation since there's 1000 of bars in Pattaya, the girls will try and milk you for Lady Drinks tho since it's one of 2 main ways they earn money, they get like 50-70 baht per drink you buy them so it adds up for them.

It's fun tho so don't mind getting drink and buying a few drinks in gogo bars and shit.

Thanks again. Does it feel weird to be alone there? Or is it common that white guys go alone for those trips?
 
Mad respect that you're able to go out and socialize, go to bars, and do all that shit, especially as an autist, you seem low inhib maxxed.
Just gotta get drunk, also I noticed Pattaya is full of loners so I kind of fitted in.
Thanks again. Does it feel weird to be alone there? Or is it common that white guys go alone for those trips?
Literally everyone I saw there seemed to have come alone. Even on the flight it was 75% single male tourist. The only ones who don't seem to come alone are the Pajeets, they roam around in packs.
 
Inb4 retard ethnics say it’s JBW when OP literally paid for hookers and shit
 
informative but sad thread

I agree, it is sad but also it's the only way I am going to have sex or have the gf experience so you know... it was nice to just live in the moment.
 
Pattaya, and tbf, Bangkok are two of the best places on the planet OP.

I been to Pattaya many times, but weirdly never fucked a hooker there, just done the autistic thing of having them sit on your lap, shaking ass and putting hands on tits etc.

These prices seem lower than before, is it because there's a lot less escortcels there now due to covid? I think some countries are allowed to go there without quarantining, but most, including mine, require you to hotel quarantine when you go, and when you return.

How old are you btw?
 
Pattaya, and tbf, Bangkok are two of the best places on the planet OP.

I been to Pattaya many times, but weirdly never fucked a hooker there, just done the autistic thing of having them sit on your lap, shaking ass and putting hands on tits etc.

These prices seem lower than before, is it because there's a lot less escortcels there now due to covid? I think some countries are allowed to go there without quarantining, but most, including mine, require you to hotel quarantine when you go, and when you return.

How old are you btw?

Bangkok prices are more expensive than Pattaya but I went back in Feb which is considered a more quieter time (low season) than say Nov, Dec etc so I guess prices slightly drop a little. Plus you can agemaxx and they're more likely to go with you for cheaper.

Thailand is completely closed still more or less and Pattaya is dead right now except for a few bars open for expats

I'm 26.
 
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Seems like a lot of fun. I've always had an interest in foreign travel so this seems like the next stop. Thanks for the write-up.
 
I was sober by then so I couldn't try and speak with her so she just sat there staring at me and kept repeating "why you so shy?"
Why did you struggle to speak with them so much? Is it awkwardness or anxiety?
 
Why did you struggle to speak with them so much? Is it awkwardness or anxiety?

Social anxiety, I don't speak to people very well and I am a very shy person. Now imagine being in a whole new country with girls throwing their arms around you shoving their tits in your face and all of a sudden sitting down next to them and trying to think of stuff to say. It's why I drank alot there, once I drink a bit it's easier...

I had a habit of drinking a few whiskeys before heading out of my room just to get the courage to walk down the road since once you leave your hotel you're more or less thrown right into the action.
 
Social anxiety, I don't speak to people very well and I am a very shy person.
If it's just anxiety I imagine you'd get used to it after a while of being there, no?
 
If it's just anxiety I imagine you'd get used to it after a while of being there, no?

A little, I did loosen up a bit when I took a few girls long time for the gf experience and I didn't have many problems going into gogo bars and shit after a few days. The first night was horrific for me tho and was a huge sensory overload but yeah it did get easier as I got used to it and do plan on going back once corona restrictions are gone.
 
You should attempt to get a non-paid gf this time imo

This. Have u tried Jbw, op? @itsOVER did it too. Have u check out Tinder? Probably difficult tho if u are in a city famous for escortcelling
 
Sounds like a good time. Would like to do this one time maybe have to bring a friend though
 
This. Have u tried Jbw, op? @itsOVER did it too. Have u check out Tinder? Probably difficult tho if u are in a city famous for escortcelling
JBW is a meme in Thailand, if you go on Tinder in Pattaya 99.9% of the girls will be freelancer hookers. Even if you do find a 'normal' girl she'll just play the long game and slowly extract your money from you.

You can maybe do JBW in Cambodia or the Philippines but I haven't been, I know my worth and understand if I want sex I have to pay for it.
 
Jbw is it cope or hope
 
Jbw is it cope or hope
Cope in Thailand, probably hope if you're gonna go out in the boonies of Philippines to some random village and only then you'll probably be able to get a jungle asian gf.
 
mirin low inhib

this trip would be considered cheap for the average british?
 
Quality thread, should be put in the must read section, decent guide
Not really, I did alot of research on SEA sex tourist forums so know all the standard prices. Sure the girls might rip you off a little since you could probably have sex with them 3-4 times in a day if you really wanted and was more of a alpha but w/e, it's cheap enough for me to not care.

Bars don't really try rip you off since they rely on reputation since there's 1000 of bars in Pattaya, the girls will try and milk you for Lady Drinks tho since it's one of 2 main ways they earn money, they get like 50-70 baht per drink you buy them so it adds up for them.

It's fun tho so don't mind getting drunk and buying a few drinks in gogo bars and shit.

What were the forums you used?
 
sex tourism = fakecel sport
u shouldnt even be posting here
 
That sounds like a way better experience than one would get here at a brothel. To be fair, if even whores are jumping out at you and grabbing you and shit, the problem is NOT your looks. Not that you said it, but I don't think you should consider yourself ugly if you're average or slightly above.
Day 2 - The GF Experience

After the clusterfuck of day 1 and finally getting enough sleep I decided to head out again and was determined to face my fears of being a social retard so I looked at the time and realized it was like 6pm already so thought it was a good time to go to Soi 6 again before it gets busy so walked out of my hotel and jumped on a motobike taxi and zoomed down to Soi 6 and hopped off and was just going to take the 1st girl who really tried to drag me into her bar, shaked off the first couple who semi-tried and got about 1/3 of the way down until one had a death grip on my arm and yanked me in.

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After she got me a drink and I bought her one we talked a bit but was relieved when I found out she didn't speak much English and after a couple more drinks she was just sitting on my lap shaking her ass but again due to social autism I can't interact unless I am drunk so I start drinking whiskey, then more whiskey and before I know it I am sitting there trying to hold my head up because I am so drunk, the hooker at this point is just trying to make sure I don't spill any drinks and stops me from falling off my stool a few times.

In the end she refuses to get me another drink, dissapears for a few minutes and she had gotten changed and added her barfine to my bill and grabs my hand and drags me down the road why tryna get the name of my hotel out of me, I was too drunk to remember but knew where abouts it was so there I was... in Thailand holding hands with some hooker while shitfaced drunk.

When I did find my hotel we went upstairs and I had a shower and got changed and she said she was hungry so we went to a restaurant, my first dinner 'date' with a foid and it was with a hooker in Thailand. I was sober by then so I couldn't try and speak with her so she just sat there staring at me and kept repeating "why you so shy?", when the waiter came over I tried to order whiskey but the hooker spoke to him in Thai and he brought me a coke and she said "you drink too much" so I awkwardly ate dinner with my rent-a-gf and then went for a walk along the beach holding hands... she asked if I wanted to barfine her for tomorrow too because I am "good man" i.e I don't try and bang her 3 times a day so easy work for her, I said okay so we went back to my hotel room and had another shower together and then got into bed and she fucked and then went to asleep.

Next morning we woke up and went to get breakfast and then decided to go to the mall since I needed to buy some stuff that I forgot to bring, so we were walking around the mall holding hands and doing the whole gf experience shit and then decided to go take a boat to Koh Larn which is an island off Pattaya with a really nice beach.

We went to the beach and sat by the sea all day with her speaking to me and me being less autistic since half the time I was typing shit into Google translate instead of actually speaking. We got the ferry back to Pattaya and again just got dinner and went to a bar her friend works at and I got a bit drunk, went back to the hotel and fucked again and then went to sleep.

She asked if I wanted to take her long time again for that day but decided against it and just paid her and she hugged and kissed me and left, you know alot of people who come to Thailand who are Incel tend to fall in love with the hooker at this point but I just didn't, I knew she was only a rental gf and she didn't like me but I did have fun, I actually experienced what it was like to have a gf for a day, to go to the beach and the mall...

My rental GF is one of these girls, not saying which one tho JFL

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I'll write up the next few days if anyone actually wants them.

The one on far right was probably your rent-a-gf, clearly the most attractive but the others are decent, too. I think escorts are degenerate, partaking in it is degeneracy but I enjoy reading the stories anyway, so post more.
 
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That sounds like a way better experience than one would get here at a brothel. To be fair, if even whores are jumping out at you and grabbing you and shit, the problem is NOT your looks. Not that you said it, but I don't think you should consider yourself ugly if you're average or slightly above.


The one on far right was probably your rent-a-gf, clearly the most attractive but the others are decent, too. I think escorts are degenerate, partaking in it is degeneracy but I enjoy reading the stories anyway, so post more.
The girls jump out to anyone, you can buy 80 years old and she'll jump out to you, it was just because my age that some of the girls preferred to go with me, especially after they saw I was autismo and saw it as a easy pay check.
 
Wow, this is probably the only way I'll ever lose it to an escort. The cunts here at burgerland are usually ugly, fat and ethnic and those charge 200 an hour.

I'll see what I can do, do these girls let you kiss them? Also what race are you?
 
Wow, this is probably the only way I'll ever lose it to an escort. The cunts here at burgerland are usually ugly, fat and ethnic and those charge 200 an hour.

I'll see what I can do, do these girls let you kiss them? Also what race are you?
Yes and white.
 
Low inhib as fuck

Still not for me though I’m a black manlet

You’re a jbw tallfag

Two separate worlds
 
Low inhib as fuck

Still not for me though I’m a black manlet

You’re a jbw tallfag

Two separate worlds
If you went to Thailand the girls would call out "HEY CHOCOLATE MAN COME BOOM BOOM!"
 
Low inhib as fuck

Still not for me though I’m a black manlet

You’re a jbw tallfag

Two separate worlds

KYS with this retarded shit, he's paying for sex, can you even read?

Inb4 retard ethnics say it’s JBW when OP literally paid for hookers and shit

I actually doubted this would happen, I really should know what to expect from this forum
 
Lol, SEAmaxxing with hookers doesn't make someone a fakecel, you're just paying for sex, you're paying for the gf experience. If you don't have money then you're not getting shit.

Escortcelling is a truecel trait.
 
I been to Pattaya many times, but weirdly never fucked a hooker there

Why did you go there many times then?
Now that I am ready to go (don't need to be home and have some modest savings) my luck happens that this lockdown and shut-the-economy idiocy happens. I wonder when it's possible to go again. Could be years before Thailand et cetera allows tourists to come without quarantine if they preserve their foolish policy of extreme smothering.
 
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