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Sex is way more work than its worth

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Tons of foreplay warming her up turning her on, saying the right things to turn her on making sure your dirty talk is sexy enough yet not cringe. Being dominant taking control moving her around in diff positions all while making sure you never lose you boner. Then eating her out right, being consistent both with tongue and fingering simultaneously, fighting tongue cramps. All this shit for 4 seconds of orgasm for yourself after when a jerk off with HD porn listening to your fav music and eating junk food is the alternative.


lmfao at sex. fuck women
 
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penetrate and leave theory
roleplay ? be mute theory ?
 
how do you know?:chad:
 
I can do all of that. The problem is getting a foid in my bed
 
Liszt said:
Fucking hell how’d you know?
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sometimes I think you are getting paid by porndude too, you can fuck most foids you like but still prefer your hand jfl
 
Eating a foid out is so cucked
 
Liszt said:
Tons of foreplay warming her up turning her on, saying the right things to turn her on making sure your dirty talk is sexy enough yet not cringe. Being dominant taking control moving her around in diff positions all while making sure you never lose you boner. Then eating her out right, being consistent both with tongue and fingering simultaneously, fighting tongue cramps. All this shit for 4 seconds of orgasm for yourself after when a jerk off with HD porn listening to your fav music and eating junk food is the alternative.


lmfao at sex. fuck women
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Chad could be comatose and foids would still ride his dick.

What you are describing is what normie have to go through, it is just advanced jestering.
 
Men have to do most of the real work even in sex.
 
chad pumps and dumps
he does not need to do any foreplay
 
Liszt said:
I’m talking about the other site
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ah, i dont have an account there I just lurk tbh. I don't know if I wanna make an account there seems like a bunch of narcy normies who wannabe chad. and the chad there is amnesia who barely even likes sex lmao
 
Liszt said:
All this shit for 4 seconds of orgasm for yourself
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Reminds me of that hilarious thread comparing male vs female orgasms. :feelshaha: @ReturnOfSaddam

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Reminder female orgasms are WAY more intense and longer than ours + they can have as many as they want

This blackpill hardly ever gets discussed here. Reminder that when foids orgasm their entire body is overwhelmed with pleasure to the point it feels like they've just taken a hit of heroin intravenously. Not only that but they can have AS MANY OF THEM AS THEY WANT IN A FUCKING ROW. And as if...
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HenkkaH said:
Reminds me of that hilarious thread comparing male vs female orgasms. :feelshaha: @ReturnOfSaddam

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Reminder female orgasms are WAY more intense and longer than ours + they can have as many as they want

This blackpill hardly ever gets discussed here. Reminder that when foids orgasm their entire body is overwhelmed with pleasure to the point it feels like they've just taken a hit of heroin intravenously. Not only that but they can have AS MANY OF THEM AS THEY WANT IN A FUCKING ROW. And as if...
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Why is it hilarious?
 
Just slip something in her drink or tie her up so you can do less work theory.
 
Khaplain40KKK said:
Just slip something in her drink or tie her up so you can do less work theory.
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Reported for rape promotion. Now, feminist mods will ban you sweaty so you better start making an apology thread
 
Liszt said:
Tons of foreplay warming her up turning her on, saying the right things to turn her on making sure your dirty talk is sexy enough yet not cringe. Being dominant taking control moving her around in diff positions all while making sure you never lose you boner. Then eating her out right, being consistent both with tongue and fingering simultaneously, fighting tongue cramps.
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:soy:

:feelskek: Wtf you talking about man. You just enjoy fucking her and be low inhib. Also Chad especially can be low inhib and do/say anything and it won't be "cringe".
Iamnothere000 said:
What you are describing is what normie have to go through, it is just advanced jestering.
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If what he said is something normies actually have to do then lmao they have to give the equivalent of a salon/massage experience cause they can't actually excite the woman. Chad just fucks her without caring and big dicked guy just lays back and lets her ride it.
 
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Liszt said:
Tons of foreplay warming her up turning her on, saying the right things to turn her on making sure your dirty talk is sexy enough yet not cringe. Being dominant taking control moving her around in diff positions all while making sure you never lose you boner. Then eating her out right, being consistent both with tongue and fingering simultaneously, fighting tongue cramps. All this shit for 4 seconds of orgasm for yourself after when a jerk off with HD porn listening to your fav music and eating junk food is the alternative.


lmfao at sex. fuck women
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Tbh, I feel your pain :feelsLSD:
 
skeet and delete
 
HeroinNihilism said:
I knew a foid in HS who did this with a gay chad and caught HIV
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:feelskek:
Liszt said:
Tons of foreplay warming her up turning her on, saying the right things to turn her on making sure your dirty talk is sexy enough yet not cringe. Being dominant taking control moving her around in diff positions all while making sure you never lose you boner. Then eating her out right, being consistent both with tongue and fingering simultaneously, fighting tongue cramps. All this shit for 4 seconds of orgasm for yourself after when a jerk off with HD porn listening to your fav music and eating junk food is the alternative.


lmfao at sex. fuck women
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Just fuck prostitutes
 
Liszt said:
Tons of foreplay warming her up turning her on, saying the right things to turn her on making sure your dirty talk is sexy enough yet not cringe. Being dominant taking control moving her around in diff positions all while making sure you never lose you boner. Then eating her out right, being consistent both with tongue and fingering simultaneously, fighting tongue cramps. All this shit for 4 seconds of orgasm for yourself after when a jerk off with HD porn listening to your fav music and eating junk food is the alternative.


lmfao at sex. fuck women
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Experienced escortcell
Also what you described is the best case scenario
More often than not, women have some kind of vaginal infection that makes them smell like shit. Even stacy has them and chad has to deal with it if he wants to get laid.

Masturbation > Sex
 
Vrthraghna said:
Experienced escortcell
Also what you described is the best case scenario
More often than not, women have some kind of vaginal infection that makes them smell like shit. Even stacy has them and chad has to deal with it if he wants to get laid.

Masturbation > Sex
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I don't want to escortcel in the areas you do lol
 
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