Serious Self-defense in public as an incel

[Antisocialloner]

I'm not a fighter nor do I own a gun or know how to shoot one. Probably never will, because I never had a dad or older brother to show me the ropes. That being said, I tend to do a lot of walking at night on my own whether it be for getting beer or food or just venturing around. Do any of you carry a form of self defense weaponry on You? I'm too autistic to know shìt about knives and the laws surrounding them but I would slash the fuck out of somebody with a knife if they tried to rob me or assault me in public at night. Guess ill just carry around a small pocket knife for the time being.

 

[Joker]

If someone really wanted to kill me, I'd honestly just welcome it at this point.

 

[Bane of Arthropods]

If someone really wanted to kill me, I'd honestly just welcome it at this point.

 

[Words2_live_bye]

I'm not a fighter nor do I own a gun or know how to shoot one. Probably never will, because I never had a dad or older brother to show me the ropes. That being said, I tend to do a lot of walking at night on my own whether it be for getting beer or food or just venturing around. Do any of you carry a form of self defense weaponry on You? I'm too autistic to know shìt about knives and the laws surrounding them but I would slash the fuck out of somebody with a knife if they tried to rob me or assault me in public at night. Guess ill just carry around a small pocket knife for the time being.

Never cut or slash with a knife. Only go for stabs to the stomach, chest and neck

If someone really wanted to kill me, I'd honestly just welcome it at this point.

 

[Antisocialloner]

If someone really wanted to kill me, I'd honestly just welcome it at this point.

I can't allow that for myself for some reason. Despite the intense self-hatred. I can't die by the hand of another faggot. Or get bullied by him or her. Or fucking robbed at night. I have no plans to rope or go ER

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

your poop

 

[TheSecondComing]

That being said, I tend to do a lot of walking at night on my own whether it be for getting beer or food or just venturing around.

just asking for trouble

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

Never cut or slash with a knife. Only go for stabs to the stomach, chest and neck

Not gonna try to be a bragging chad but I know essentially the basics on jail defense. OP depending on where you live you should be OK with just a knife but if you're in like the deep south US a knife is probs not gonna do anything in comparison to a crackhead with a gun

 

[Deleted member 23712]

I'm not a fighter nor do I own a gun or know how to shoot one. Probably never will, because I never had a dad or older brother to show me the ropes. That being said, I tend to do a lot of walking at night on my own whether it be for getting beer or food or just venturing around. Do any of you carry a form of self defense weaponry on You? I'm too autistic to know shìt about knives and the laws surrounding them but I would slash the fuck out of somebody with a knife if they tried to rob me or assault me in public at night. Guess ill just carry around a small pocket knife for the time being.

I have a license to carry handguns and have a working knowledge of jiujitsu

 

[Convergence]

I live in fucking Brazil and was never robbed before, and most of the adult population here was at some point. Guess hijackers assume that my ugliness is the same as being poor (since beautiful people here tend to be rich) or are scared by how weird I look, so they fear getting closer.

 

[Antisocialloner]

just asking for trouble

No ones fucked with me despite looking like a weak incel. I just feel it's a matter of time though

just asking for trouble

No ones ever fucked with me. *knocks on wood*

 

[Animecel2D]

My face is the best self defense

 

[ItsOver4cel]

Nope, with just my pimphand criminals run in despair

 

[Antisocialloner]

Not gonna try to be a bragging chad but I know essentially the basics on jail defense. OP depending on where you live you should be OK with just a knife but if you're in like the deep south US a knife is probs not gonna do anything in comparison to a crackhead with a gun

Thanks for the honest input. I've been to jail for a few days for drinking in public but nothing serious

I live in fucking Brazil and was never robbed before, and most of the adult population here was at some point. Guess hijackers assume that my ugliness is the same as being poor (since beautiful people here tend to be rich) or are scared by how weird I look, so they fear getting closer.

I seen some video on Bestgore.com last month of a homeless woman merely asking a man on the street for change and he pulled out a gun and shot her dead. Brazil is fucking crazy
If anybody's gonna kill me it's gonna be MYSELF.

 

[FukFeminism]

If someone really wanted to kill me, I'd honestly just welcome it at this point.

As long as it's quick and painless
None of that best gore bullshit, no thanks

 

[Antisocialloner]

Nope, with just my pimphand criminals run in despair

I can't fight bruh lol formally. Maybe if my life was on the line

As long as it's quick and painless
None of that best gore bullshit, no thanks

Idk. I can't die by another faggots hand. If it happens, it happens. But not going out without a fight

Never cut or slash with a knife. Only go for stabs to the stomach, chest and neck

Overlooked your comment by that's high IQ. You're right

 

[Deleted member 19971]

I carry a KABAR knife I bought at a military surplus store in my trench coat.

 

[Sheogorath]

I'm not a fighter
nor do I own a gun or know how to shoot one.
Probably never will, because I never had a dad or older brother to show me the ropes.

They sell safety courses on firearm operation (mandatory in some countries for licensing)

Do any of you carry a form of self defense weaponry on You? I'm too autistic to know shìt about knives and the laws surrounding them but I would slash the fuck out of somebody with a knife if they tried to rob me or assault me in public at night. Guess ill just carry around a small pocket knife for the time being.

No but I should take a baton.

Dog/Bear spray is illegal to use on humans but you can carry it for pets at least

 

[Antisocialloner]

I carry a KABAR knife I bought at a military surplus store in my trench coat.

I'll look that up. Probably illegal to carry in CuckStates

They sell safety courses on firearm operation (mandatory in some countries for licensing)


No but I should take a baton.

Dog/Bear spray is illegal to use on humans but you can carry it for pets at least

Thanks bro

 

[Deleted member 19971]

Probably illegal to carry in CuckStates

Here too so I only carry it during night walks where I just walk around and don't enter any place.
If danger strikes all I need to do is injure the guy, I won't go full crazy and try to kill him.
I doubt the cops will be able to trace me if that ever happened since it will be evident that it was self defense in the CCTV footage.
Or I just die, lol.

 

[Deleted member 23453]

And

 

[PoodankMcGee]

Yeah i used to carry around a switchblade when i went to uni in Chicago. All sorts of sketchy types in the areas surrounding campus. Wish i could a got a chance to use tbhtbh. Kinda felt empowering knowing i could fuck somebody up if i had to

 

[Antisocialloner]

Yeah i used to carry around a switchblade when i went to uni in Chicago. All sorts of sketchy types in the areas surrounding campus. Wish i could a got a chance to use tbhtbh. Kinda felt empowering knowing i could fuck somebody up if i had to

ChiRaq is a whole other ballgame. Fuck

 

[Ricecel X]

I carry a KABAR knife I bought at a military surplus store in my trench coat.

Edgy!

It's actually a felony to carry a switchblade but a misdemeanor to carry a gun here, which means you're more likely to face robbers with pistols. I carry a Sig P238, in minecraft of course.

 

[Deleted member 19971]

Edgy!

Funny part is the jacket isn't even supposed to be a trench coat, it just seems that way because I'm so short and my aunt bought a size Men's Medium.

 

[LitVirgin]

Guns are easy your probably just afraid of them

 

[Frenchnibba]

I have pepper spray in my bag. There was a rape/sexual education presentation that was mandatory to attend that had a trivia and I somehow won something.

 

[Antisocialloner]

Guns are easy your probably just afraid of them

Possibly. I shot a shotgun when I was 13 (my cousin let me fire it) and it blew me back like 10 feet.

I have pepper spray in my bag. There was a rape/sexual education presentation that was mandatory to attend that had a trivia and I somehow won something.

I see pepper spray as a foid weapon but fuck it. I'll look into it

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

Even if you are in the most dangerous cities in america, the chance of you getting robbed/mugged/attacked is so low that you shouldnt waste your time worrying about it. It’s like if you worried about getting in a car crash every time you drove somewhere. If you want you could carry a knife but even then the chance that you could get the upper hand on someone when they are already pointing a gun at you or threatening you is almost 0 percent. Knifes/pepper spray and other close quarters self defense weapons are just not going to help you unless you get lucky. If you were in brazil or some central african country, i would understand, but otherwise the chances are you will be fine. Dont waste your time worrying about what will happen when you are walking around

 

[Deleted member 23712]

Guns are easy youre probably just afraid of them

Fixed but very true, shot my first gun(beretta 92fs) at 18 and never looked back

Even if you are in the most dangerous cities in america, the chance of you getting robbed/mugged/attacked is so low that you shouldnt waste your time worrying about it. It’s like if you worried about getting in a car crash every time you drove somewhere. If you want you could carry a knife but even then the chance that you could get the upper hand on someone when they are already pointing a gun at you or threatening you is almost 0 percent. Knifes/pepper spray and other close quarters self defense weapons are just not going to help you unless you get lucky. If you were in brazil or some central african country, i would understand, but otherwise the chances are you will be fine. Dont waste your time worrying about what will happen when you are walking around

Cope, my brother shot a would-be robber, kneeger ofc, fucker lived though

 

[Antisocialloner]

Even if you are in the most dangerous cities in america, the chance of you getting robbed/mugged/attacked is so low that you shouldnt waste your time worrying about it. It’s like if you worried about getting in a car crash every time you drove somewhere. If you want you could carry a knife but even then the chance that you could get the upper hand on someone when they are already pointing a gun at you or threatening you is almost 0 percent. Knifes/pepper spray and other close quarters self defense weapons are just not going to help you unless you get lucky. If you were in brazil or some central african country, i would understand, but otherwise the chances are you will be fine. Dont waste your time worrying about what will happen when you are walking around

Bro that's why I initially said I've never been attacked before but crime is rampant in my city so you never know. Especially being a nice ass push over incel
I'm not so much of a push over when I feel I'm in danger though. I'll slit a motherfuckers throat

 

[KingOfRome]

I own two handguns that I'm licensed to carry inconspicuously, have a year of hand-to-hand combat training, can run a 5k in under 30 minutes, and have been lifting for almost three years to where I'm stronger than most gym regulars. I'm no Navy SEAL, but I could hold my own if it ever came to that, which isn't terribly likely since I'm generally mild-mannered and keep my interactions with people to a minimum.

 

[Antisocialloner]

U mog me. Your knowledge and ability to fire a gun

I own two handguns that I'm licensed to carry inconspicuously, have a year of hand-to-hand combat training, can run a 5k in under 30 minutes, and have been lifting for almost three years to where I'm stronger than most gym regulars. I'm no Navy SEAL, but I could hold my own if it ever came to that, which isn't terribly likely since I'm generally mild-mannered and keep my interactions with people to a minimum.

That's good though. Self-defense is important

I own two handguns that I'm licensed to carry inconspicuously, have a year of hand-to-hand combat training, can run a 5k in under 30 minutes, and have been lifting for almost three years to where I'm stronger than most gym regulars. I'm no Navy SEAL, but I could hold my own if it ever came to that, which isn't terribly likely since I'm generally mild-mannered and keep my interactions with people to a minimum.

Chad?? Just kidding. I don't see why a woman isn't value-ing you on that shìt alone. Even if you're ugly.

 

[PPEcel]

I own two handguns that I'm licensed to carry inconspicuously, have a year of hand-to-hand combat training, can run a 5k in under 30 minutes, and have been lifting for almost three years to where I'm stronger than most gym regulars. I'm no Navy SEAL, but I could hold my own if it ever came to that, which isn't terribly likely since I'm generally mild-mannered and keep my interactions with people to a minimum.

you mog everyone else on this forum

 

[KingOfRome]

Chad?? Just kidding. I don't see why a woman isn't value-ing you on that shìt alone. Even if you're ugly.

It's not like they know any of these things about me by looking at me. They just see a thin ugly guy who looks sad and doesn't talk much. Not like learning any of these things would change their minds.

 

[Antisocialloner]

I want to say really quickly. If you guys see me being extra nice on here and think I'm LARPING or whatever. That's false. I just truly believe you should be kind to your fellow incel. Straight up.
I'm a hippie deep down

 

[Deleted member 6214]

Nope, with just my pimphand criminals run in despair

Lmao

 

[Incline]

I'm not a fighter nor do I own a gun or know how to shoot one. Probably never will, because I never had a dad or older brother to show me the ropes. That being said, I tend to do a lot of walking at night on my own whether it be for getting beer or food or just venturing around. Do any of you carry a form of self defense weaponry on You? I'm too autistic to know shìt about knives and the laws surrounding them but I would slash the fuck out of somebody with a knife if they tried to rob me or assault me in public at night. Guess ill just carry around a small pocket knife for the time being.

My country banned all forms of self defence weapons.

 

[FinnCel]

I don't recommend defending yourself. You'll get all the blame while chad walks away without any jail time

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

No stranger would dare to fight me if they knew I was incel. My face looks too masculine for anyone to start shit.

 

[NoJavascriptCel]

I live in fucking Brazil and was never robbed before, and most of the adult population here was at some point. Guess hijackers assume that my ugliness is the same as being poor (since beautiful people here tend to be rich) or are scared by how weird I look, so they fear getting closer.

I can relate, fellow brazilian.

 

[Hate_my_life]

If someone really wanted to kill me, I'd honestly just welcome it at this point.

 

[Deleted member 12273]

My body is a weapon forged by squats deadlifts and 4 gallons of milk a day ngl Thanks Mr. Rippetoe.

Seriously. Even the two times a car ran over me ( always foids ) I punched the fuck out of them like snes Street fighter

 

[KingOfRome]

I don't recommend defending yourself. You'll get all the blame while chad walks away without any jail time

I'd rather be a guilty offender than an innocent victim.

 

[zangano1]

I'm gymceling, eventually i'll be able to go er with my bare hands

 

[Deleted member 12273]

I'm gymceling, eventually i'll be able to go er with my bare hands

Just squat to build that Hippo Stampede Power.

 

[Jacobressblackpill]

Londoncels are done for can only carry a blade smaller than 3 inches and it can be a switchblade