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SCP-001 taking a photo from one of the female MTF units he had sex with later.
Item #:SCP-001
Object Class: Apollyon
Special Containment Procedures: Tyrone is a godlike entity who is above a god even for the likes of SCP-343 who mentioned his power won't work on SCP-001 because he is black, SCP-001 AKA Tyrone is uncontainable at the moment due to his beyond godlike power and if necessary to prevent him from destroying the multiverse an MTF team is sent to give SCP-001 fried chicken to calm him down and guns are not effective at stopping SCP-001. The only way to realistically "contain" SCP-001 is forcing Class-D personel to make fried chicken in a special chamber SCP-001 eats in.
Breaks are strictly forbidden as if the Class-D mess up cooking the world will be doomed and nothing will be able to stop him.
If fried chicken fails then female Class-D personel will be sent to SCP-001 because of SCP-001's anamolous SMV effects, all women will instantly have an urge to have sex with SCP-001 and it is described if women resist the urge successfully they will experience a mental breakdown and lose their sanity as a female scientist is locked in a mental asylum from not having sex with SCP-001 and she lost her sanity so badly she keeps self harming and masturbating.
Object Class: SCP-001 is an entirely unexplainable specimen which Dr Tray wrote this summary to best explain this SCP, SCP-001 is a black man named "Tyrone" who is around 6'4, has tattoos, is bald and is thugmaxxed after prison, SCP-001 is a low inhib weedmaxxer and if he does something he has never done such as football or chess, he will immediately surpass the greatest practioner of those said activities. SCP-001 possesses infinite strength and speed as he is shown to instantanously travel from one megaverse to another within less than a picosecond, female scientists aren't allowed to interview SCP-001 as he will use his anamolous SMV effects to have sex with them and manipulate their minds into corruption so male scientists are mandatory for interviews.
As of now, recorded transcripts remain classified as the SCP Foundation chooses to keep them classified for unknown reasons until further notice.
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