Sergeant Kelly
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1. "I'm so horny, I'll go to a peep show" me says
"don't ever get up" says jeremy meeks
that's when I realized - it was not a peep show that I went to, it was...a meek show
2. A creepy incel is stalking me - I sees him every time I brush my teeth and shave @VλREN
3. "Hi jeremy meeks" me says
"keep neeting, keep ldaring, always get up, satan has no plans for you" says the evil jeremy meeks
4. "make me sexually irresistable to women" I say to the genie
Iittle did I *woof woof* know- *woof bark bark woof*
Post more scariest stories if you have them
"don't ever get up" says jeremy meeks
that's when I realized - it was not a peep show that I went to, it was...a meek show
2. A creepy incel is stalking me - I sees him every time I brush my teeth and shave @VλREN
3. "Hi jeremy meeks" me says
"keep neeting, keep ldaring, always get up, satan has no plans for you" says the evil jeremy meeks
4. "make me sexually irresistable to women" I say to the genie
Iittle did I *woof woof* know- *woof bark bark woof*
Post more scariest stories if you have them
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