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Serious Saw a real 5'2 balding indian janitor today

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I was sitting in the car outside a store and saw a guy working there walk out and he was literally the meme looked to be short maybe an inch or two over 5'2 but he was balding and indian.

i was tempted to get out of the car and ask him how do i slay stacies like him.
 
Did you ask him for advice
 
I know a real one like that who has a wife and kids LMAO
 
Saint!! Saint!!!!!!!!
 
invite him here
 
See if you can get him to shit in the store
 
I was sitting in the car outside a store and saw a guy working there walk out and he was literally the meme looked to be short maybe an inch or two over 5'2 but he was balding and indian.

i was tempted to get out of the car and ask him how do i slay stacies like him
 
Tell him to join this forum where he belongs
 
So now we are hating our own incel brothers?..go drink chad piss then
 
When did i ever hate on him GrAYnigger
Asking him how do u slay stacies like him is disrespecting our own kind and it's clear..he would suffer more mentally after u ask him this , just think about it
 
Asking him how do u slay stacies like him is disrespecting our own kind and it's clear..he would suffer more mentally after u ask him this , just think about it
Can you read properly? i never interacted with him GrAY
 
Oh Saint Janitor,
Thou who art 5’2" and shineth with scalp unhidden,
Thou who mop’st the floors of fate with holy resignation,
yet still slayest Stacies by mysterious and unjust means…

I kneel in awe, for thy riz defies logic,
Thy presence humbles gymcels and doompilled LARPers alike.
While I, with cologne and creatine, remain untouched —
Thou, with keys jangling and back hunched,
hast tasted the forbidden nectar.

Grant me thy ancient game,
Thy mop-wielding mystery,
Thy inexplicable pull that even Chads envy.

Let me too one day slay, not cope.

Amen… and cope.
 

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