Venting “Saving the princess” stories are inherently simp-coded

[Hoodpreet]

As far as I’m concerned the dragon can have that bitch, so long as he lets me have a turn on her first before he messes her shit up

 

[Icarus]

Foids are now fucking dragons

 

[deleted fren]

If she gives sex as a reward it's fine. Mario was based because he was a short ugly man rewarded with sex by a blonde Aryan princess.

 

[Hoodpreet]

Foids are now fucking dragons

How can human bois compete with BDC

 

[Icarus]

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How can human bois compete with BDC

Rip to Smaug as well

 

[DoomThreeKoala]

If she gives sex as a reward it's fine. Mario was based because he was a short ugly man rewarded with sex by a blonde Aryan princess.

I was gonna tag you since you are a nintendocel

 

[8CbZA-kHFu6pFgE*]

Oofy Doofy Mario desperately tries to secure Aryan princess Peach, but she wants Chad Bowser even though he literally kidnaps her and terrorises the whole kingdom

 

[Hoodpreet]

Oofy Doofy Mario desperately tries to secure Aryan princess Peach, but she wants Chad Bowser even though he literally kidnaps her and terrorises the whole kingdom

Look how big he is compared to her. She probably has deep-dish pussy from fucking that nigga

 

[deleted fren]

Look how big he is compared to her. She probably has deep-dish pussy from fucking that nigga

 

[8CbZA-kHFu6pFgE*]

Look how big he is compared to her. She probably has deep-dish pussy from fucking that nigga

bestiality pill is real

 

[Poopless One]

To hell with dainty ass "Princesses"

I wanna have a threesome with Samus Aran and Lara Croft dammit!

 

[Hoodpreet]

To hell with dainty ass "Princesses"

I wanna have a threesome with Samus Aran and Lara Croft dammit!

Man of taste