JFL [Satire] Taiwan preemptively surrenders to China.

[Blackpill Rage]

Taiwan Issues Official Statement: 'Lol We Are So Screwed'

TAIPEI CITY—Having watched as Russian tanks rolled through Ukraine while nobody came rushing to their defense, the Taiwanese government today released an official statement acknowledging that they are "totally screwed".

babylonbee.com

"I mean, why lie?" said the President of Taiwan, Tsai Ing-wen. "We were hoping America would use diplomacy and a strong military as a deterrent against aggressors, but once Biden got in office, we realized we were toast."

"The invasion of Ukraine just confirmed for us just how toast we are. Lol. We are totally screwed."

Government officials have begun cleaning out their desks, as well as rolling out a nice red carpet for the tanks to drive on. Pictures of Xi have been hung on official buildings, especially the ones the Taiwanese would prefer to not be blown up. All ethnic and religious minorities have been encouraged to host one last family reunion before they are mercilessly torn apart.

Don't know if this is true or not. Sounds like an onion article. But JFL if it is.

I hope Taiwan gets obliterated by chinks.

@PPEcel

 

[racoon4]

babylonbee is a satire news site

 

[shii410]

Taiwan Issues Official Statement: 'Lol We Are So Screwed'

TAIPEI CITY—Having watched as Russian tanks rolled through Ukraine while nobody came rushing to their defense, the Taiwanese government today released an official statement acknowledging that they are "totally screwed".

babylonbee.com

Don't know if this is true or not. Sounds like an onion article. But JFL if it is.

I hope Taiwan gets obliterated by chinks.

@PPEcel

babylonbee is a satire news site

OP had a major brainlet moment here ngl

Also jfl at the neocon who wrote this article seething because the US government hasn’t started WW3 over Ukraine

 

[Blackpill Rage]

babylonbee is a satire news site

God dammit! I still hope Taiwan gets nuked.

 

[PPEcel]

Taiwan Issues Official Statement: 'Lol We Are So Screwed'

TAIPEI CITY—Having watched as Russian tanks rolled through Ukraine while nobody came rushing to their defense, the Taiwanese government today released an official statement acknowledging that they are "totally screwed".

babylonbee.com

Don't know if this is true or not. Sounds like an onion article. But JFL if it is.

I hope Taiwan gets obliterated by chinks.

@PPEcel

Babylonbee is satire

 

[Blackpill Rage]

Babylonbee is satire

You need to contact lord Xi Jinping and make it not satire.

 

[Filipinocel]

Over for @mistersinister if this actually happens.