Satan took my offering and didn't give me any pussy

[The Abyss]

Well he fucked you.

 

[The_word_made_flesh]

I hope so too brother, hopefully one day things change and I find the will to become Christian again

Good to hear!

 

[Incline]

Satan doesn't have time for incels he is a chadlite darktriadmaxxer

 

[starystulejarz]

You were praying to the wrong God because Yahweh is the real Satan.