Satan took my offering and didn't give me any pussy

[packardD]

I did a ritual from a book where it said you give satan wine and say some words and he will deliver you pussy.

Satan has not given me no pussy and I wasted my time doing the ritual and also lost money getting a wine offering.

Satan is a known scammer

 

[Emba]

He is the father of all lies after all.

Satan really is like God's phone's answering machine. I ask God for aid a lot but all I get is the devil. Satan is scratching at the door from inside the gun cabinet. Satan is calling to me from inside the bottle of cheap Estonian vodka. Satan is whispering to me whenever a loud car passes my apartment. He is telling me to blast those fuckers. That every inconvenience no matter how small is directed as an assault on me. I pray that I only kill myself and don't hurt anyone else when my time comes but I'm not making any promises.

Hey bro...

Spoiler: Satan called...

he said to tell you to "return his calls!"

 

[lifesucksandyoudie]

You have to sacrifice virgins to get a virgin

 

[The Abyss]

Well he fucked you.

 

[The_word_made_flesh]

I hope so too brother, hopefully one day things change and I find the will to become Christian again

Good to hear!

 

[Incline]

Satan doesn't have time for incels he is a chadlite darktriadmaxxer

 

[starystulejarz]

You were praying to the wrong God because Yahweh is the real Satan.