Anonymous MG said:
That's what I want for christmas.
whoa whoa, let's not get carried away nowAnonymous MG said:
Gotta be high IQcel to get it just right, don't want to painfully choke to death for 5 minutes before dying.wereqryan said:
Good plan. I might rope too. CS is oversaturated anywayAnonymous MG said:
Gotta be as over the top as your usual 4chan schmuck.TheSecondComing said:
Probably but he is tall, experienced, and Mariana Trech inhib, plus he can lay the pipeDeformAspergerCel said:
You can just bungee jump with a tight knot around your neck. The force of your body should be enough to snap your neck.Anonymous MG said:
Something can always, and will always, go wrong in every "foolproof" suicide plan.wereqryan said:
you know what they say: practice makes perfect.Anonymous MG said:
hes a big dicked high T ogreDeformAspergerCel said:
I don't want to be some vegetable hanging on life support for 80 years hearing the Nurse get nailed by terminally ill Chad with several limbs amputated.wereqryan said:you know what they say: practice makes perfect.
Literally contributes nothing to society and leaches of welfare money, I hate the fact that I'm going to get welfare-cucked by people like this bastard in the future.AlexanderTheGreat11 said:
Tallcel said:
t. TallcelTallcel said:
It would help of everything else wasn't wrong with meAlgeriancel said:
@PPEcel look at this bullshit
Absolutely fucking brutal, posts like these really mess up my motivation for Studymaxxing.Anonymous MG said:
12 gauge on head is good option.Anonymous MG said:
Anonymous MG said:
Join the clubEmergency Manual said:
If you miss the brain, half your face is blown off and you're in unspeakable pain.Monk of Failure said:
Bumfuck probably can't even hold a job in retail yet he's over here cucking us with our own taxes SMH.Ping And Pong said:
A large percentage of the guys here do have all of those...ThePlagueDoctor said:
Emergency Manual said:
I hate Chads.co
Guilty. Behold the abs of tallfag chadEmergency Manual said:
Daydreamincel said:
Fatcel = volcelTallcel said:
Anonymous MG said:
wereqryan said:
Anonymous MG said:
en.m.wikipedia.org
Thanks.PPEcel said:The British developed a manual for long drop hangings in the late 19th century. It's still used in Singapore.
Official Table of Drops - Wikipedia
This might be useful to mePPEcel said:The British developed a manual for long drop hangings in the late 19th century. It's still used in Singapore.
Official Table of Drops - Wikipedia
Yes. That's a Guns n Roses shirt. The gut is the main subject. Why am I so fat?!!!Tallcel said:
You actually found that?PPEcel said:The British developed a manual for long drop hangings in the late 19th century. It's still used in Singapore.
Official Table of Drops - Wikipedia
Daydreamincel said:
Anonymous MG said:
At least you're not a manlet.Tallcel said:
Maybe they think that anesthesia is too merciful.PPEcel said:
Anonymous MG said:
Yes I love trying to squeeze into cars and plane seats.speedtypingincel said:
Femcel problems. Teehee I'm so tall I can't squeeze into cars.Tallcel said:
Teehee I had to pay $12 more per day for a full sized SUV rental instead of a "sport". When people say I'm tall I just shrug and say yeah. Haven't figured out how to parlay it into dates and stuff. The back and knee pain is wondrous. Be careful what you wish for. You could be born 8' and totally socially retarded autistic next lifespeedtypingincel said:Femcel problems. Teehee I'm so tall I can't squeeze into cars.
