Cope all you want with statusmaxxing, buying a car, a home, and even millions of dollars. It doesn't matter because it's over. All you need is game, looks, and cock. Height helps too
Cope all you want with statusmaxxing, buying a car, a home, and even millions of dollars. It doesn't matter because it's over. All you need is game, looks, and cock. Height helps too
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Genes>everything else
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lol thats so fucked up
>Be me
>Be a CS Major
>Make huge contributions in research helping humanity
>Be a kissless virgin
>See a homeless person who doesn't contribute anything to society and leeches off of welfare live a more fulfilling than my ass that managed to get into goddamn STANFORD
>Tie a rope at the perfect height to accommodate my height and body weight to snap my neck instantly
>die
>Be a CS Major
>Make huge contributions in research helping humanity
>Be a kissless virgin
>See a homeless person who doesn't contribute anything to society and leeches off of welfare live a more fulfilling than my ass that managed to get into goddamn STANFORD
>Tie a rope at the perfect height to accommodate my height and body weight to snap my neck instantly
>die
He looks kind of average
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whoa whoa, let's not get carried away now
Gotta be high IQcel to get it just right, don't want to painfully choke to death for 5 minutes before dying.That's what I want for christmas.
Good plan. I might rope too. CS is oversaturated anyway
Gotta be as over the top as your usual 4chan schmuck.
Probably but he is tall, experienced, and Mariana Trech inhib, plus he can lay the pipe
Something can always, and will always, go wrong in every "foolproof" suicide plan.
hes a big dicked high T ogre
I don't want to be some vegetable hanging on life support for 80 years hearing the Nurse get nailed by terminally ill Chad with several limbs amputated.you know what they say: practice makes perfect.
Just kill me already
Literally contributes nothing to society and leaches of welfare money, I hate the fact that I'm going to get welfare-cucked by people like this bastard in the future.
Still moggs me enormously.
t. Tallcel
It would help of everything else wasn't wrong with me
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Status & money copers on suicide watch
@PPEcel look at this bullshit
Height copers on suicide watch
Absolutely fucking brutal, posts like these really mess up my motivation for Studymaxxing.
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12 gauge on head is good option.
I wish I had a big dick, healthy body and a Chad face, ngl.
Join the club
If you miss the brain, half your face is blown off and you're in unspeakable pain.
Bumfuck probably can't even hold a job in retail yet he's over here cucking us with our own taxes SMH.
Guilty. Behold the abs of tallfag chad
Fatcel = volcel
The British developed a manual for long drop hangings in the late 19th century. It's still used in Singapore.
Official Table of Drops - Wikipedia
This might be useful to meThe British developed a manual for long drop hangings in the late 19th century. It's still used in Singapore.
Official Table of Drops - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
Yes. That's a Guns n Roses shirt. The gut is the main subject. Why am I so fat?!!!
You actually found that?The British developed a manual for long drop hangings in the late 19th century. It's still used in Singapore.
Official Table of Drops - Wikipedia
I've been looking for that manual to give charitable advice to others, but couldn't find a proper image.
I found it a few years ago reading about the death penalty, it shocked me that Singapore still uses hanging, so that's why I remembered it.
Pretty barbaric if you asked me.
At least you're not a manlet.
Maybe they think that anesthesia is too merciful.
I oppose the death penalty in all cases.
It's actually pretty fucked up that some American states love it.
Yes I love trying to squeeze into cars and plane seats.
Femcel problems. Teehee I'm so tall I can't squeeze into cars.
Teehee I had to pay $12 more per day for a full sized SUV rental instead of a "sport". When people say I'm tall I just shrug and say yeah. Haven't figured out how to parlay it into dates and stuff. The back and knee pain is wondrous. Be careful what you wish for. You could be born 8' and totally socially retarded autistic next lifeFemcel problems. Teehee I'm so tall I can't squeeze into cars.
Looks is all you need in life
Call me coper, but i think much of his story is bullshit for clickbait.
Imagine a drunk druggie frat chad who has scored throughout his life gets thrown out. He has the skills to pick up foids and can panhandle in the largest city in the country. It's believable.
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