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Rate this noodle whore / what would you do to her if you had the chance?

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I'd drink her piss.
 
Would bang but her ass is to fat for ltr. I would not enjoy looking at her every day.
 
absolutely mog me/10. if I had the chance I would edge for so long that once I came my life would flash before my eyes. i'd cum so hard I would be seeing the light.
 
throw acid on her face and genitalia
 
Go to touch her and just before I grabbed her hand, I would wake up in my bed, drenched in sweat and realise that I'm too subhuman to ever get a gf.
 
id penetrate deep and bust in about a solid 45 seconds
 
Akarin said:
Would bang but her ass is to fat for ltr. I would not enjoy looking at her every day.

This is more your style right ?
 

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7/10. Her lower body looks weird (big ass, but somehow thigh gap?) but her upper body looks great.

Not sure if my dick is legitimately large enough to fuck her though. Theres more than 2.5 inches between the end of her butt to her private parts.
 
8/10 I would splash her with the soy sauce if you know what I'm sayin.
 
I'd introduce her to my good friend Wang.
 
Get arrested for looking at her
 
No, Asians are annoying.
 
End female worship
 
If my dick was big enough, i'd fuck her to death.
 
8/10 

my type...

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Does noodie mean Asian as in noodle? Or is it as in nude-y - but she isn't nude.
 

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