Discussion Rate this ascension idea

[Left4DeadKoala]

So what if I put on a beanie to hide my forehead, sunglasses to hide my eye area, minoxidil to grow beard to hide my jaw.

Then I can go to some sort of bar or club or some shit and maybe I can ascend with a girl that is into BBC (as long as she don't ask me to take the sunglasses off teehee)

Does this sound like a good idea?

(Ig it wouldn't be ascention as it probably wouldnt lead to a relationship but I could maybe get laid this way)

 

[THE TRUE SIGMA]

Literally what I do jfl

 

[THE TRUE SIGMA]

Literally what I do jfl

The 1st sentence I mean

 

[Left4DeadKoala]

Literally what I do jfl

THE TRUE SLAYER

 

[NeverGetUp]

Literally what I do jfl

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Then I can go to some sort of bar or club or some shit and maybe I can ascend with a girl that is into BBC (as long as she don't ask me to take the sunglasses off teehee)

Yep but girls gonna be wondering why I'm clapping her cheeks with shades on.

 

[THE TRUE SIGMA]

So what if I put on a beanie to hide my forehead, sunglasses to hide my eye area, minoxidil to grow beard to hide my jaw.

Literally what I do jfl

 

[Sloth Vs Kanga]

For this to work, you need her to not ask you to take off the beanie and sunglasses. Which she might ask, so i'm not sure it'll work

 

[InceldianWarrior]

could unironically work

 

[Fed Link]

Become rorschach or any other masked man

Will look cool

 

[Left4DeadKoala]

For this to work, you need her to not ask you to take off the beanie and sunglasses. Which she might ask, so i'm not sure it'll work

What if she's drunk?

Then she might not care to much?

 

[Left4DeadKoala]

Yep but girls gonna be wondering why I'm clapping her cheeks with shades on.

Cuz I'm Tyrone n shieet

 

[SupremeAutist]

Just hide your whole face theory. Still frauding less than most foids do

 

[Left4DeadKoala]

Just hide your whole face theory. Still frauding less than most foids do

Well it's either that or nothing lol.

I don't got no shame muhfuggah!

 

[Sloth Vs Kanga]

What if she's drunk?

Then she might not care to much?

Fair point. If she's drunk, she's less likely to ask

 

[Left4DeadKoala]

Fair point. If she's drunk, she's less likely to ask

I am ordering sunglasses and minoxidil when I go back to my mother's establishment as I am visiting my father rn.

I already have the beanie to so now I will just have to wait for the beard to come In (oh yeah I have to gymmaxx to FUCK)

 

[Sloth Vs Kanga]

I am ordering sunglasses and minoxidil when I go back to my mother's establishment as I am visiting my father rn.

I already have the beanie to so now I will just have to wait for the beard to come In (oh yeah I have to gymmaxx to FUCK)

Good luck

 

[Left4DeadKoala]

Good luck

Thx mang

 

[Sloth Vs Kanga]

Thx mang

No problem

 

[Incline]

So what if I put on a beanie to hide my forehead, sunglasses to hide my eye area, minoxidil to grow beard to hide my jaw.

Then I can go to some sort of bar or club or some shit and maybe I can ascend with a girl that is into BBC (as long as she don't ask me to take the sunglasses off teehee)

Does this sound like a good idea?

(Ig it wouldn't be ascention as it probably wouldnt lead to a relationship but I could maybe get laid this way)

I am planning to do something like that

I will wear eye colour contacts to hide my subhuman bronze eyes and make them superior deep blue or green. I will also wear face makeup and tape-kit to uplift my face. I will white my teeth with some gel or some shit, wear a turtleneck to hide my subhuman neck skin, wear lifts to increase my height. This plus my chin surgery and my hair micropigmentation treatment and hopefully with all of this I can ascend or at least fuck some whores.

 

[Left4DeadKoala]

I am planning to do something like that

I will wear eye colour contacts to hide my subhuman bronze eyes and make them superior deep blue or green. I will also wear face makeup and tape-kit to uplift my face. I will white my teeth with some gel or some shit, wear a turtleneck to hide my subhuman neck skin, wear lifts to increase my height. This plus my chin surgery and my hair micropigmentation treatment and hopefully with all of this I can ascend or at least fuck some whores.

I wish you luck brocel.

Also inb4 someone calls you gay for using makeup TO ATTRACT WOMEN jfl

 

[Jason Voorhees]

I am planning to do something like that

I will wear eye colour contacts to hide my subhuman bronze eyes and make them superior deep blue or green. I will also wear face makeup and tape-kit to uplift my face. I will white my teeth with some gel or some shit, wear a turtleneck to hide my subhuman neck skin, wear lifts to increase my height. This plus my chin surgery and my hair micropigmentation treatment and hopefully with all of this I can ascend or at least fuck some whores.

Use contacts from solotica and use a bronzer is enough no need to get full makeup. Tape kits are useless imo

 

[Vyn]

Yep but girls gonna be wondering why I'm clapping her cheeks with shades on.

JFLLLLLL

 

[Karakol96]

try it

 

[VideoGameCoper]

Might work if she is drunk enough

 

[Suicidal Schizoid]

sunglasses in a club? at night?

 

[DarkStar]

Nothing else to lose, so viable option for you ig

 

[Nate Dogg]

type shit

 

[Left4DeadKoala]

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