"Woah, slow down there, kind stranger. I had a look at your profile and YIKES! You need to tone down your misogyny (That word triggered my undiagnosed PTSD! I needed the doggerino, my wife AND her boyfriend to comfort me!). I'm a 5'6 AuDHD guy and I've got a le heckin' wholesome big chungus marriage! I may be a cuck and have a plus-sized queen with 30 previous partners, but she chose me in the end so I'm the better guy! More than you could get! I'm confident and take regular showers, if I can do it you can too. Hold up, my wife's boyfriend got me a present for my vasectomy. I hope it's the Switch 2 I've been begging him to get me for the last year."
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