Rate my food tonight(I dunno how to cook)…

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

So my roommate and I don’t share grocery anymore, so I’ve resorted to cooking my own meals(he cooked for me), this is my first meal and it tastes like shit, chicken ain’t cooked so I’m gonna have to learn how to cook otherwise I’ll die.

Any recipes for a broke uni student?

Rate my meal mzansicels:
@darkdoomer
@GodspeedPeasant
@Made_In_Azania

 

[THE TRUE SHITLET]

View: https://voca.ro/1e4xPBLpwplE

 

[supersoldier]

Looks like dog food

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

Rice looks pretty wet. How do u cook it?

Would eat tho

 

[Uggo Mongo]

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So my roommate and I don’t share grocery anymore, so I’ve resorted to cooking my own meals(he cooked for me), this is my first meal and it tastes like shit, chicken ain’t cooked so I’m gonna have to learn how to cook otherwise I’ll die.

Any recipes for a broke uni student?

Rate my meal mzansicels:
@darkdoomer
@GodspeedPeasant
@Made_In_Azania

Get an air fryer, get a food thermometer. Follow youtube guides. Simple as.

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

Looks like dog food

 

[Lonelyus]

Looks like dog food

 

[DarkStar]

Looks alright, would eat.

5/10

Rice looks pretty wet. How do u cook it?

Looks good imo

Get an air fryer, get a food thermometer. Follow youtube guides. Simple as.

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

Rice looks pretty wet. How do u cook it?

Would eat tho

It's aint rice mang, it's pap

 

[wasted12years]

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chicken ain’t cooked so I’m gonna have to learn how to cook otherwise I’ll die.

No you wont die.

3/10.

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

Get an air fryer, get a food thermometer. Follow youtube guides. Simple as.

Most YT videos use ingredients I don't have. I'm a poorcel mang, I can't get a air fryer, I have very basic ingriedients.

 

[DarkStar]

It's aint rice mang, it's pap

tf is that?

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

No you wont die.

3/10.

I can't eat goyslop everyday, I would go broke in a week or two

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

tf is that?

It's a carb similar to rice, macaroni and stuff

 

[DarkStar]

I can't eat goyslop everyday, I would go broke in a week or two

Even in America it's becoming expensive

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It's a carb similar to rice, macaroni and stuff

Just googled it, so kind of like grits in a way.

 

[Morphine . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁]

first steam/boil the chicken to cook it fully from the insides.

then cook it in oil, butter or ghee whatever you like with spices.

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

It's aint rice mang, it's pap

Pap met rauwe Kip. Dat is brutal

 

[Karakol96]

nice

 

[Uggo Mongo]

Most YT videos use ingredients I don't have. I'm a poorcel mang, I can't get a air fryer, I have very basic ingriedients.

Air fryers are not expensive, they're as cheap or cheaper than a microwave.

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

Even in America it's becoming expensive

brootal the jews want us to die and be broke

Just googled it, so kind of like grits in a way.

when I googled grits, it showed bacon and cheese. I have no idea what that is. It's basically maize meal with water(pap)

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

Pap met rauwe Kip. Dat is brutal

Looks like afrikaans. Understood some of it. Dat is baie brutal

 

[DarkStar]

brootal the jews want us to die and be broke

Yup, we will own nothing & be happy

I know South Africa sucks ass, but the US is quickly becoming a second-world country, and in many places more or less is.

when I googled grits, it showed bacon and cheese. I have no idea what that is. It's basically maize meal with water(pap)

This is what I got

Maine Grains White Flint Corn Grits - Maine Grains

mainegrains.com

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

Air fryers are not expensive, they're as cheap or cheaper than a microwave.

Their like 1000 ZAR (55 dollars). I'm a poorcel mang

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

This is what I got

Maine Grains White Flint Corn Grits - Maine Grains

mainegrains.com

Yeah pretty much

 

[Uggo Mongo]

Their like 1000 ZAR (55 dollars). I'm a poorcel mang

Well, something to consider for the future then. They're hella worth it.

 

[DarkStar]

Looks like afrikaans. Understood some of it. Dat is baie brutal

Pap met rauwe Kip. Dat is brutal

Reading Afrikaans or Dutch feels weird, since it's technically the closest language to English in its roots. I can pick out a decent chunk of it, but then some of it sounds bizarre.

My ancestors permanently altered the English language; Normancel moggers raped the Anglos in 1066.

 

[Wolnir]

I can't tell if that's fucked up rice or mashed potato. If it's rice, it's over for you bro, how the fuck can you not know how to cook rice?

 

[darkdoomer]

Rice looks pretty wet. How do u cook it?

Would eat tho

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So my roommate and I don’t share grocery anymore, so I’ve resorted to cooking my own meals(he cooked for me), this is my first meal and it tastes like shit, chicken ain’t cooked so I’m gonna have to learn how to cook otherwise I’ll die.

Any recipes for a broke uni student?

Rate my meal mzansicels:
@darkdoomer
@GodspeedPeasant
@Made_In_Azania

8/10
I would season the chicken and put it in the oven for 2 15 minutes sessions and flip at the end

You are better than me
I just eat white rice with tea for breakfast since milk ain't cheap. Then a potato with aromatic for lunch. Dinner is just breakfast with an egg
Coffee is a great hunger suppressor

Some struggle meals I've locked:
Pap is a great start
Porridge with Rama
Amahewu
Coffee
Instant porridge
Brown bread
Drinks a lot of water it helps
Macaroni
this will vary from province but shoprite will be your friend

 

[DarkStar]

Their like 1000 ZAR (55 dollars). I'm a poorcel mang

Well, something to consider for the future then. They're hella worth it.

If you can, save up for one as I am.

It will make your life much easier & better

Yeah pretty much

There's this South African style restaurant near where my parents live. When I went there, I liked how diverse the food options where(one good thing about diversity lol): Seafood, curry, tons of meat, and some stuff inspired by Dutch cooking(a lot of desserts).

A lot of the Dutch stuff was actually kind of similar to some earlier colonial-American food.

 

[darkdoomer]

I can't tell if that's fucked up rice or mashed potato. If it's rice, it's over for you bro, how the fuck can you not know how to cook rice?

Its pap

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

Well, something to consider for the future then. They're hella worth it.

My parents have one and it's definitely worth it but can't afford it myself

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

Looks like afrikaans. Understood some of it. Dat is baie brutal

Nederlanders en Afrikane kan mekaar bietjie verstaan

 

[Sloth22]

Looks okay

 

[SubhumanGamer]

Nigga did you dump a snow cone on ur plate?

 

[darkdoomer]

Nederlanders en Afrikane kan mekaar bietjie verstaan

It's because it's a compulsory second language in a lot of schools

 

[darkdoomer]

Nigga did you dump a snow cone on ur plate?

Its maize meal

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

8/10
I would season the chicken and put it in the oven for 2 15 minutes sessions and flip at the end

My res doesn't have an oven(only a microwave and a 2 plate stove)

You are better than me
I just eat white rice with tea for breakfast since milk ain't cheap. Then a potato with aromatic for lunch. Dinner is just breakfast with an egg
Coffee is a great hunger suppressor

Absolutely brootal, I may have to steal that diet. I can attest to the coffee thing but after an hour or two, I feel even hungrier or is it just me?

Some struggle meals I've locked:
Pap is a great start
Porridge with Rama
Amahewu

Mageu is getting soo expensive, it's a literal luxury for me now

Coffee
Instant porridge
Brown bread
Drinks a lot of water it helps
Macaroni
this will vary from province but shoprite will be your friend

Thanks for the advice man, I always go to shoprite and also have a usave card but shit is still expensive. I may need to subdue my hunger by drinking plenty of water and coffee

 

[Uggo Mongo]

Normancel moggers raped the Anglos in 1066.

To be fair they had just fought a big battle against Norwegian invaders and suffered heavy losses, and had to quickly march south to face the Normans.

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

Nederlanders en Afrikane kan mekaar bietjie verstaan

Ek kan nie verstaan afrikaans nie. My afrikaans is nie goed nie

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

Ek kan nie verstaan afrikaans nie. My afrikaans is nie goed nie

then what language do you speak there?

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

then what language do you speak there?

my afrikaans isn't good mang, I barely understood what you wrote mang

 

[SubhumanGamer]

Its maize meal

African

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

my afrikaans isn't good mang, I barely understood what you wrote mang

ye but like if ur afrikaans isnt good then which language do u speak then

 

[THE TRUE SHITLET]

Looks like dog food

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

ye but like if ur afrikaans isnt good then which language do u speak then

I'm black nigga, I speak zulu and english

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

I'm black nigga, I speak zulu and english

zulu ic

zavubona

 

[Lonelyus]

my afrikaans isn't good mang, I barely understood what you wrote mang

AHA SO IT IS A LANGUAGE, AFRIKAANS! People tell me africans dont have it! Thanks for proving them wrong brocel!

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

zulu ic

zavubona

Ngikhona, wena?

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

AHA SO IT IS A LANGUAGE, AFRIKAANS! People tell me africans dont have it! Thanks for proving them wrong brocel!

 

[Mecoja]

Looks ok. Onion looks undercooked. Whatever you cook first saute well onion with little bit of oil until its yellow. Adding ground paprika and tomato sauce/ juice makes food better. Drumsticks are cooked when the meat visibly separates from the meat.