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Serious Question for beardcels

tehgymcel420

tehgymcel420

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Hypothetically speaking, if you were to ascend would a female ask you to shave your beard so she can see your jaw/chin? I've got a thick beard and under it is a weak jawline and a short chin, maybe not that subhuman compared to some of the pictures I've seen of really subhuman lower thirds but it's still pretty bad. I might look like a caveman with my ~4'' messy beard but no one can tell if I'm hiding a superman jaw or if I'm a birdcel. If one were to ascend by beard frauding could they get away with never shaving?
 
Doubt it. Most of them prefer beards these days. Maybe if it scratched them when you’re kissing / holding her she would object.
 
Yes ı would shave my beard
 
If i shaved she wouldn't let me ascend anyways, there's a reason if I cover part of my face.
 
You would have to shave eventually. You can't hide your subhumanity forever unless you get surgery. If you can use the beard to ascend and get her locked in, you can maybe keep her around.

On a side note, I clean shaved last night for the first time in 6 months and I am not reminded of my lower third subhumanity. Don't fuck around with shaving, beardfraudcels.
 
beards are for subhumans. this is know by foids. they'll suspect hard. most people who do grow beards do it to hide their shitty lower thirds, as you do, OP. It's over for beardcels tbh unless you're chad.
 
You would have to shave eventually. You can't hide your subhumanity forever unless you get surgery. If you can use the beard to ascend and get her locked in, you can maybe keep her around.

On a side note, I clean shaved last night for the first time in 6 months and I am not reminded of my lower third subhumanity. Don't fuck around with shaving, beardfraudcels.

Indeed, one can't hide the truth forever, she'll want to see what lies underneath that beard eventually and you'll be outed. It's likely for most females in 2018 this would be a deal breaker but who knows. I mean if you made it as far as being in the ascension zone there's a chance she would overlook this so long as nothing else has been frauded.

I feel like crossing that threshold into ascension allows you some leeway to get away with certain things regarding appearance but I've never had a GF so I can't really say for sure, only speculate.

I beardfraud as well for the same reasons (weak jaw, short chin), fucked lower third.
 
beards are for subhumans. this is know by foids. they'll suspect hard. most people who do grow beards do it to hide their shitty lower thirds, as you do, OP. It's over for beardcels tbh unless you're chad.
Most men have at least some facial hair these days, almost everyone looks better with a beard unless you have an ideal jaw/chin.
 
I can’t even grow a beard.
I wish I could, so I wouldn’t look like a damn fetus.
 
Yeah I would. I only grow it because I dont care enough to shave it
 
I usually grow a large beard when i want to hide my moles but im also skinny so having a beard makes me look like a bum. I feel/look much older too so it's like a double-edged sword. I would shave yes.
 
haven't shaved myself completely for 8 years now.
wouldn't do it for a foid either.

shit lower face = OVER, with or without beard
 
Can‘t even grow a beard to hide my lower third. Fml :feelsbadman:
 
Yup, I laugh when people tell me I'd look better without a beard.
Same. I usually cut it down to 6mm with a small hair cutting machine and let it grow until it starts to annoy me. You can usually see a bit of the chin after cutting (potential arguments about chin won, you have to experiment though it depends on your density. Maybe you need 5, 4 or 3 mm to make it slightly visible, maybe you want more because you need to chinfraud stronger), but it still gives ur face definition and makes the bad jawline invisible. If they are not satisfied just say you have sensitive skin, which doesn't tolerate shaving. ("Blah blah something eczema, something pimples, something allergies.") Not even a lie in my case.

Pic after one mm trim, I did for the thread I quoted from:
 
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I usually grow a large beard when i want to hide my moles but im also skinny so having a beard makes me look like a bum. I feel/look much older too so it's like a double-edged sword. I would shave yes.
are you a molecel?
 
are you a molecel?
Yes. I have 3 small identical moles forming a triangle on my right cheek. I also have a normal sized one on my left cheek. After looking myself in the mirror so much i've gotten used to them and they don't really make me feel less confident however foids on the other hand are very different. Some hate them with a passion and want guys to have a clean baby face, others dont really care. The roastie i met 6 years ago didn't care so i dont feel like traveling 3 hours and getting them lazered even if i can afford it. I'm just too lazy.
 
Yes. I have 3 small identical moles forming a triangle on my right cheek. I also have a normal sized one on my left cheek. After looking myself in the mirror so much i've gotten used to them and they don't really make me feel less confident however foids on the other hand are very different. Some hate them with a passion and want guys to have a clean baby face, others dont really care. The roastie i met 6 years ago didn't care so i dont feel like traveling 3 hours and getting them lazered even if i can afford it. I'm just too lazy.

based tbh
 
Same. I usually cut it down to 6mm with a small hair cutting machine and let it grow until it starts to annoy me. You can usually see a bit of the chin after cutting (potential arguments about chin won, you have to experiment though it depends on your density. Maybe you need 5, 4 or 3 mm to make it slightly visible, maybe you want more because you need to chinfraud stronger), but it still gives ur face definition and makes the bad jawline invisible. If they are not satisfied just say you have sensitive skin, which doesn't tolerate shaving. ("Blah blah something eczema, something pimples, something allergies.") Not even a lie in my case.

Pic after one mm trim, I did for the thread I quoted from:
I used to keep it trimmed at 5-6 mm, but then I got lazy and haven't touched it for about 8 months.
 

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